Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
May 2003 - "Mission Accomplished"
June 2005 - "The mission isn't easy, and it will not be accomplished overnight"
-- G W Bush, freelance writer for The Daily Show.
Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
I think we've found Cart's evil, more literate liberal twin.
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. - Douglas Adams
I would like to inflict severe harm on the owner of that website, to the extent that their brain hemorages and they die a slow, painful death. I would use various impliments of pain in my quest for morbid fulfillment. A baseball bat, a crowbar, some duct tape, pair of tweezers, Q-tips and of course the ever popular wood-chipper.
Never forget the Cordless Craftsman Drill.
Able to inflict slow bodily harm into such critical areas as: Elbow joints, Knee joints, ankel joints! Can easily shave off the top layers of teeth and puncture a single straight hole through the outside of the left nostril through the right! Can also be used for sexual punishment - those orifices are just made for loving, you know?
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
Akaran_D wrote:Never forget the Cordless Craftsman Drill.
Able to inflict slow bodily harm into such critical areas as: Elbow joints, Knee joints, ankel joints! Can easily shave off the top layers of teeth and puncture a single straight hole through the outside of the left nostril through the right! Can also be used for sexual punishment - those orifices are just made for loving, you know?
What you and your wife do in the privacy of your own home is none of my affair.
Think really hard on what would happen to the female genatiia or anus if you applied an active drill to it. The results would not be recreational punishment for most people.
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
Akaran_D wrote:Think really hard on what would happen to the female genatiia or anus if you applied an active drill to it. The results would not be recreational punishment for most people.
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Sylvos lived in Tennessee.....the odds are very good that he had much more damage to his ass than a craftsman drill could ever inflict.
While that's a fairly enjoyable site, in reality, it was part of a nightmare I had a couple weeks back... among other things..
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
Just to be sure before I clarify the details, I was refering to the power tool being used as a torture device and not the sex machine being in one of my dreams.
If you still want to know the dream (doubtful) just ask..
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
