John Kerry is a douchebag

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 24, 2004, 11:56 pm

http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvoting ... nyway.com/

Thess · Post by **Thess** » September 25, 2004, 12:24 am

Already been posted.

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... ght=douche

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 25, 2004, 12:39 am

I must have been evacuated

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » September 25, 2004, 12:40 am

Rhetorically speaking... wtf is wrong with a douchebag? What have they ever done to society that equates them with undesirable?

To compare John Kerry to a douchebag is to grant him an honorable status he doesn't deserve. A douchebag actually performs good service on a regular basis. In fact it may be one of the unsung heroes of feminine hygiene.

I think it would be more appropriate if they changed their website to

http://johnkerryisavaginalwartbutiamamo ... anyway.com

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 25, 2004, 12:42 am

Even [you] serves a purpose in life, Met, so not all vaginal warts are bad.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » September 25, 2004, 12:56 am

Metanis wrote:Rhetorically speaking... wtf is wrong with a douchebag? What have they ever done to society that equates them with undesirable?

To compare John Kerry to a douchebag is to grant him an honorable status he doesn't deserve. A douchebag actually performs good service on a regular basis. In fact it may be one of the unsung heroes of feminine hygiene.

wrong.

douching has been linked with cervical cancer.
douching when one has a yeast infection or other infection can aggravate the situation because the liquid pushes the infection into the uterus.
douching, unless part of a temporary treatment under the supervision of a doctor is a bad idea

if a woman has to douche to keep clean she probably has an infection which needs to be treated by a doctor or a psychological issue with her own body. The vagina is self-cleaning and only the external area should be cleaned with a mild soap and water.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » September 25, 2004, 1:09 am

Lalanae wrote:
Metanis wrote:Rhetorically speaking... wtf is wrong with a douchebag? What have they ever done to society that equates them with undesirable?

To compare John Kerry to a douchebag is to grant him an honorable status he doesn't deserve. A douchebag actually performs good service on a regular basis. In fact it may be one of the unsung heroes of feminine hygiene.
wrong.

douching has been linked with cervical cancer.
douching when one has a yeast infection or other infection can aggravate the situation because the liquid pushes the infection into the uterus.
douching, unless part of a temporary treatment under the supervision of a doctor is a bad idea

if a woman has to douche to keep clean she probably has an infection which needs to be treated by a doctor or a psychological issue with her own body. The vagina is self-cleaning and only the external area should be cleaned with a mild soap and water.

So John Kerry really is a douchebag huh?

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » September 25, 2004, 1:12 am

I sense a Metanis flip-flop.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » September 25, 2004, 1:13 am

no just pointing out that your statement about douches being the "unsug heroes of feminine hygeine" (your LAST statement) was wrong.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 25, 2004, 1:43 am

I'm sure whatever hideous fucking war hag would marry a dumbass like metanis probably douches with a mixture of baking soda and comet.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » September 25, 2004, 1:46 am

Man this is like pick on Marb week or somthing...

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 25, 2004, 1:54 am

shut the fuck up [you].

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » September 25, 2004, 10:30 am

kyoukan wrote:I'm sure whatever hideous fucking war hag would marry a dumbass like metanis probably douches with a mixture of baking soda and comet.

From this comment I understand you feel that spouses are now fair game in this forum?

Are you sure you want to start this?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 25, 2004, 1:53 pm

Metanis wrote:
kyoukan wrote:I'm sure whatever hideous fucking war hag would marry a dumbass like metanis probably douches with a mixture of baking soda and comet.
From this comment I understand you feel that spouses are now fair game in this forum?

Are you sure you want to start this?

I do! I'd love to see your plan of attack on Kyoukan's husband. You could hire Atokal and Midnyte as strategerists.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · September 25, 2004, 3:52 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:
Metanis wrote:
kyoukan wrote:I'm sure whatever hideous fucking war hag would marry a dumbass like metanis probably douches with a mixture of baking soda and comet.
From this comment I understand you feel that spouses are now fair game in this forum?

Are you sure you want to start this?
I do! I'd love to see your plan of attack on Kyoukan's husband. You could hire Atokal and Midnyte as strategerists.

I don't play those childish games. You'll have to find someone else.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » September 25, 2004, 7:59 pm

Metanis wrote:
kyoukan wrote:I'm sure whatever hideous fucking war hag would marry a dumbass like metanis probably douches with a mixture of baking soda and comet.
From this comment I understand you feel that spouses are now fair game in this forum?

Are you sure you want to start this?

Why not you guys say crap about my boyfriend all the time.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 25, 2004, 8:07 pm

Metanis wrote:From this comment I understand you feel that spouses are now fair game in this forum?

Are you sure you want to start this?

considering the fact that the average post-op transsexual is more of a man than you, you whiny pussy, I'm going to go ahead and say that I doubt anything you'd ever say about my spouse would bounce right off me.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » September 25, 2004, 8:20 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Metanis wrote:From this comment I understand you feel that spouses are now fair game in this forum?

Are you sure you want to start this?
considering the fact that the average post-op transsexual is more of a man than you, you whiny pussy, I'm going to go ahead and say that I doubt anything you'd ever say about my spouse would bounce right off me.

Yeah I laugh at it personally, and it certainly doesn't offend him in the slightest.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 27, 2004, 2:30 pm

Thess, your boyfriend is Karae, right? He can come here and defend himself if he feels slighted.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 27, 2004, 2:46 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Metanis wrote:From this comment I understand you feel that spouses are now fair game in this forum?

Are you sure you want to start this?
considering the fact that the average post-op transsexual is more of a man than you, you whiny pussy, I'm going to go ahead and say that I doubt anything you'd ever say about my spouse would bounce right off me.

Your husband is a Post op Transsexual?
That explains a lot.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 27, 2004, 2:46 pm

Everyone is treated the same on this board. It's just enhanced perception due to individual involvement that makes people think otherwise.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » September 27, 2004, 2:58 pm

masteen wrote:Thess, your boyfriend is Karae, right? He can come here and defend himself if he feels slighted.

So can anyone elses significant other. I would actually like to get to the bottom of whether or not Metanis' significant other douches with comet and baking soda, or atleast if she still thinks it's healthy to douche.

Karae doesn't feel slighted, he doesn't care, if any of you could actually offend him - I'd be very surprised.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 27, 2004, 3:04 pm

I'm just saying that having an account here kinda makes you ineligible for the VV protection program.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » September 27, 2004, 3:21 pm

masteen wrote:I'm just saying that having an account here kinda makes you ineligible for the VV protection program.

What vv protection program? I see no rules talking about a vv protection program.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 27, 2004, 3:29 pm

I always thought it was sort of an unwritten rule, ie: Do not attack the spouses or families of a poster unless they have already been brought into the thread by means of that poster - or - if they are currently or have been a poster on this message board.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 27, 2004, 3:30 pm

Isn't it covered under a sub-heading of the "Yo Momma" provisions?

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » September 27, 2004, 3:36 pm

Lalanae wrote:. The vagina is self-cleaning and only the external area should be cleaned with a mild soap and water.

You can also use a tongue to clean the external area!!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 27, 2004, 3:38 pm

Didn't see it under the offical rules post in the announcements section.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » September 28, 2004, 11:44 am

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:
Lalanae wrote:. The vagina is self-cleaning and only the external area should be cleaned with a mild soap and water.
You can also use a tongue to clean the external area!!

Yeah but it's better to "clean" it after washing with soap and water....imo anyway

Kilmoll the Sexy · September 28, 2004, 11:46 am

Yuck! I don't want that soapy taste in my mouth.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 28, 2004, 1:14 pm

If it's over 3 days without a shower, odds are, licking won't be that much fun.

Well, still be fun, but when you consider the mutli day old accumilated sweat, urine, any toilet paper particles, the occasional forward fart - I'm not sure you could describe it as healthy.

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » September 28, 2004, 1:56 pm

masteen wrote:I'm just saying that having an account here kinda makes you ineligible for the VV protection program.

WTF? We have a VV protection fund? Is this costing me precious tax VVs?

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » September 28, 2004, 2:21 pm

/pharm

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » September 28, 2004, 2:24 pm

Toshira wrote:
masteen wrote:I'm just saying that having an account here kinda makes you ineligible for the VV protection program.
WTF? We have a VV protection fund? Is this costing me precious tax VVs?

Would be a shame if your VV account had an accident...an unexpected fire...perhaps had both its legs broken accidentally of course...

...so you'd best pay up

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 28, 2004, 3:19 pm

Hey! We run a legitimate business!