Will the GOP stage Dick Cheney's next Heart Attack?

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Will Dick Cheney have a fake heart attack to allow the GOP to swap VP candidates?

Poll ended at July 19, 2004, 1:34 pm

No, this is absurd. Cheney is an excellent VP.
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Yes
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No but they should :p
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Total votes: 42

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Will the GOP stage Dick Cheney's next Heart Attack?

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Will the GOP stage a heart attack for Dick Cheney to get him off the ticket?
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You should add a choice of:


He stages his own heart attack to get off the ticket
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why, he wants 4 more years as president? :p
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Na, to much pressure. He wants to get back to the good ol days of making money at he expense of others



hmm, perhaps I should rethink my arguement
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I sense a Bush/Bush ticket! Go Jeb!
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You mean he's not dead yet?
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Hes dead, but running on an upgraded version of the T Virus
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It depends if he is called in to testify on any of the number of illegal things he has been involved in. If they call him in on the Enron meetings, bid circumvention of Halliburton, or outing the CIA status of that diplomats wife, then expect a major coranary.
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he's fat, he's white, he's bald, he probably has a small penis. he's got dietary and heart problems, he's smug, he's hyocrtical to the point where even he probably doesn't even know what his own morals are anymore. he's a multi, multi millionaire who got that way using his influence and political powers and sometimes by outright lying and cheating. he pays lip service to morality and religion while being one of the most ammoral people I've ever come across who will outright lie to the entire country he swore an oath to serve in order to get ahead and make a buck.

he can't be taken off the republican ticket; he is a living personification of the republican party.
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On the flipside he's independently wealthy, he's someone who obviously doesn't need the job nor the money. If he does the things you say, I find it hard to believe he's in it to make money.

At least call him crazy or conspiratorial or lining oil baron pockets or something =p
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kyoukan wrote:he's fat, he's white, he's bald, he probably has a small penis. he's got dietary and heart problems, he's smug, he's hyocrtical to the point where even he probably doesn't even know what his own morals are anymore. he's a multi, multi millionaire who got that way using his influence and political powers and sometimes by outright lying and cheating. he pays lip service to morality and religion while being one of the most ammoral people I've ever come across who will outright lie to the entire country he swore an oath to serve in order to get ahead and make a buck.

he can't be taken off the republican ticket; he is a living personification of the republican party.

While I cant stand Cheny, If it came down to you or him for the last parachute well I hope you can fly.
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Rekaar. wrote:On the flipside he's independently wealthy, he's someone who obviously doesn't need the job nor the money. If he does the things you say, I find it hard to believe he's in it to make money.

At least call him crazy or conspiratorial or lining oil baron pockets or something =p
Of course, because people who are wealthy and are in the position to make themselves more wealthy and powerful tend to just say, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

oh wai...
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fortunately cart I value your opinion about as much as I value the dog shit I scooped off my lawn this morning. well at least I would if you were even half intelligent enough to form your own opinion. if someone as wholly worthless as yourself was ever in any sort of position to decide my fate I would more than likely want to die anyway.
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kyoukan wrote:fortunately cart I value your opinion about as much as I value the dog shit I scooped off my lawn this morning. well at least I would if you were even half intelligent enough to form your own opinion. if someone as wholly worthless as yourself was ever in any sort of position to decide my fate I would more than likely want to die anyway.

Why do I get a warm fuzzy feeling when you type? Is this your attempt at foreplay?
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Cartalas wrote:
kyoukan wrote:fortunately cart I value your opinion about as much as I value the dog shit I scooped off my lawn this morning. well at least I would if you were even half intelligent enough to form your own opinion. if someone as wholly worthless as yourself was ever in any sort of position to decide my fate I would more than likely want to die anyway.

Why do I get a warm fuzzy feeling when you type? Is this your attempt at foreplay?
And... it only took 2 posts for Cart to get to a sexual comment in this thread, how shocking :roll:
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Post by Siji »

Winnow wrote:I sense a Bush/Bush ticket! Go Jeb!
Impossible. If that were to happen there'd be nobody in FL to rig the vote for W.
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