Corn Dog or Dog Stick?!?

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 2:41 pm

masteen wrote:I heard that Sylvos can swallow an entire "dog stick" without gagging!

Labrador? Or Shi Tzsu?

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » January 16, 2004, 2:49 pm

masteen wrote:I heard that Sylvos can swallow an entire "dog stick" without gagging!

while singing "Summer Loving"?

(i'm extremely bored at work and this is entertaining)

Sendarie · Post by **Sendarie** » January 16, 2004, 2:50 pm

20+ years in South Carolina

Never heard the term "dog stick" always has/will be corn dog.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:51 pm

Masteen has some obsession with my cock and his mouth for some reason. It's quite disturbing, it borders on stalker status almost.
I'm flattered.....no really.....

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 2:52 pm

Sylvos wrote:Masteen has some obsession with my cock and his mouth for some reason. It's quite disturbing, it borders on stalker status almost.
I'm flattered.....no really.....

Maybe you should send him a resin cast impression so he can obsess some more. Daily even.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:53 pm

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 16, 2004, 2:55 pm

Sylvos wrote:Masteen has some obsession with my cock and his mouth for some reason. It's quite disturbing, it borders on stalker status almost.
I'm flattered.....no really.....

No, it's other cocks and YOUR mouth that I find so intriguing!

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » January 16, 2004, 2:57 pm

masteen wrote:I heard that Sylvos can swallow an entire "dog stick" without gagging!

I hear he is working is way up to an entire "horse stick" next!!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 2:57 pm

such a fascinating world you live in Masteen, do you also wear your little Ralphy Bunny Suit while running around with a wiener in yer mouth mumbling at a very high volume the Color Me Bad Greatest Hits?

freak!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 16, 2004, 3:14 pm

mommy i'm scared

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 16, 2004, 3:17 pm

The south fucking blows
HEY GIMMIE A COKE AND A DOG STICK

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » January 16, 2004, 3:22 pm

They would ask for a soda and dog stick.

In Ohio, it is a corn dog. Toboggan is pretty much interchangeable with hat or sled here....and I have seen both the long knit stocking caps and the shorter knit "beanie" caps referred to as toboggans here. One thing we can all agree on is that all across the U.S., Sylvos means "ghey".

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 3:38 pm

i've won my small victory here today
I am happy.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 16, 2004, 3:46 pm

I have lived in both Arkansas and Tennessee and it is a CORN DOG!

Goddamn, nothing like a freshly fried corn dog with yellow mustard!

"Hotdog on a Stick" refers to the mall franchise that has the teenage girls in bouncing on the pogo stick making lemonade!

CAFE 405 - Vandals
Lyrics: Josh Freese

watching her at the mall
she don't know me at all
hope no employee over hears
think i'm in love with you
red, yellow, white, & blue
seems i've been watching her for years,
it brings a smile to my face
as she hops with style and grace
way beyond 9 to 5,
she's keeping hope alive - cafe 405
i'd always keep her warm
in that silly uniform
tell her every day that she's the best
just wanna be with her, i'd never cheat on her
with someone at panda express
and nothing else makes me tick
like when she's on that pogo stick
i wish i wasn't afraid,
she's making lemonade
one day our love will arrive,
so glad to be alive
i'm always flattered
when my hot dog's gettin' battered
she's gettin' better at it every day
shopping mall renegade,
she's makin' lemonade

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » January 16, 2004, 3:49 pm

Its a Corn Dog in New Orleans also.
However I have had dog sticks in Korea.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » January 16, 2004, 3:57 pm

I've lived in the South my entire life and have never ever heard them called Dog Sticks.

Marb

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 16, 2004, 4:02 pm

Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, SC, NC...Corn Dog...Never heard them called anything else...Including in teh Sylvos hometown...Every State Fair, County Fair and Parish Fair etc etc...

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 16, 2004, 4:12 pm

Sylvos wrote:such a fascinating world you live in Masteen, do you also wear your little Ralphy Bunny Suit while running around with a wiener in yer mouth mumbling at a very high volume the Color Me Bad Greatest Hits?

freak!

Gramma, what big TEETH you have!!!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 16, 2004, 4:44 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:They would ask for a soda and dog stick.

nope, in the south they call every soda coke.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 16, 2004, 4:50 pm

I will agree on everything being 'coke' in the south.

Wanna coke?
Sure
What kind?
Dr Pepper
Want any ketchup with your Dr Pepper?
Sure

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 16, 2004, 4:51 pm

Order a 'cola' down here they look at you like you just grew antlers.

'I'd like a cola'

'We only have Coke.'

That'll do.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » January 16, 2004, 4:51 pm

Sylvos wrote:this is fucking worse than the god damn toboggan arguement

Its Sled

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 4:52 pm

Canelek wrote:I will agree on everything being 'coke' in the south.

Wanna coke?
Sure
What kind?
Dr Pepper
Want any ketchup with your Dr Pepper?
Sure

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 16, 2004, 4:57 pm

Canelek wrote:I will agree on everything being 'coke' in the south.

Wanna coke?
Sure
What kind?
Dr Pepper
Want any ketchup with your Dr Pepper?
Sure

it goes more like this...

do you have coke or pepsi products here?
pepsi
good, ill have a sprite

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 4:58 pm

either way this comes out, i come out a winner.
so F U!

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 5:00 pm

I don't see how... You're still munching on dog sticks while the rest of us are enjoying Corn Dogs with the rest of the world.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 5:04 pm

no.1 I don't eat those nasty things.
no.2 This is a win-win situation regardless.
no.3 I r0x0r.
no.4 I managed to get our hold music changed to Barry Manilow^^
mywhahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 5:09 pm

The only win-win I see is if you concede that Corn Dogs are Corn Dogs and then buy a box and a deep frier and make a gourmet Sarah Lee CornDog dinner.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 5:11 pm

i'd rather poop in a box and mail it to you.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 16, 2004, 5:12 pm

He can't, he's on the man-juice diet.

Deward · Post by **Deward** » January 16, 2004, 5:18 pm

I haven't been able to eat Hot dogs since I saw how they were made recently. Just turns my stomach to think about them now. Ignorance is bliss, I used to love hot dogs.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 5:23 pm

Deward wrote:I haven't been able to eat Hot dogs since I saw how they were made recently. Just turns my stomach to think about them now. Ignorance is bliss, I used to love hot dogs.

Buy Kosher hot dogs.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 5:43 pm

Canelek wrote:I will agree on everything being 'coke' in the south.

Wanna coke?
Sure
What kind?
Dr Pepper
Want any ketchup with your Dr Pepper?
Sure

Bwahahahahahahaha.

P.S. - It's corn dogs for dinner at our house tonight!

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » January 16, 2004, 5:48 pm

Another ohio person here. They are corndogs here, but I have to go with sylvos on the Toboggan being a hat or sled. Always been used either way as long as I can remember.
And pigs in a blanket are hot dogs with some cheese wrapped in some sort of dough. Easy way to make is with cresent rolls.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 6:20 pm

oh no its not
i will not be eatting corn dogs
i call a presidential veto on that missy

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 16, 2004, 6:42 pm

You aren't the president.
You have no right to veto!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 16, 2004, 6:43 pm

You don't like corndogs???? That makes you about as American as Mexican Hockey sir!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 16, 2004, 6:46 pm

oh i think not.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 16, 2004, 7:23 pm

I wish I could go to Sylvos' for dinner tonight.

He doesn't even know what's he's denying.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » January 16, 2004, 8:15 pm

corn dog...or if i'm hyper, corny dog.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » January 16, 2004, 8:25 pm

You're all fucked, I call them pogos.

Fizzlewhip · Post by **Fizzlewhip** » January 16, 2004, 8:32 pm

corn dogs

Besides, can you imagine ordering "dog sticks" when drunk? Of if you said dog sticks like really fast a lot? (don't know why you would)...but it migh come out dog dicks...

Plus I can just hear my neighbor's kid asking for them (and he would call them dog dicks.. i swear the kid needs a frelling helmet)

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 16, 2004, 8:37 pm

It's a corndog in these parts. Corn bread around a hotdog so it makes sense to me. I guess you could call it a corn dog stick, but then the average carnival goer would get lost and not be able to order it somewhere between the 2nd and 3rd word

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » January 16, 2004, 9:04 pm

They be CORN DOGS, Jesus sylvos wtf be wrong wit you??

I mean I've heard them be called Hot Dog on a Stick but only cus of the chain Corn Dog places with the same name. And I dont know if you got those places anywhere else, I've only seen em in So Cal.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » January 16, 2004, 10:32 pm

Lynks wrote:You're all fucked, I call them pogos.

haha! I was waiting for someone to call them pogos! I think it's a Canadian thing

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 17, 2004, 12:22 am

Pogos a brand name, irellevant to the debate :/

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 17, 2004, 12:58 am

update:
we had taco's for dinner

I have the power.

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » January 17, 2004, 3:49 am

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:I call them fucking disgusting...

I agree, heh......

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 17, 2004, 6:09 am

Sylvos wrote:update:
we had taco's for dinner

I have the power.

I feel betrayed

Badpassion Seelentrinker · January 17, 2004, 7:22 am

Born in WV grew up in VA lived in NC, and FLA in the Army NJ and TX. They are Corn Dogs (hot dogs on a stick coated in corn bread) and I think they are gross =P

VeeshanVault

Corn Dog or Dog Stick?!?

What do you call it?

hnh