Charlie's Angels : Full Throtte

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » June 28, 2003, 12:25 am

Saw the movie. It's teh own. Cameron Diaz is the queen of all that is hawtness =P

I very much recommend seeing it =)

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » June 28, 2003, 12:07 pm

It's cheesy, it's campy, and the dialogue lacks.. dialogue.
Aside from that, it was a great movie. /shrug

Then again, maybe I'm just easily entertained by 3 sets of T&A.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » June 28, 2003, 2:02 pm

It totally devoid of any intellectual content, there's a lot of tongue in cheek humor and it's entertaining as all hell.

The only thing that annoyed me slightly is that they had the chicks fighting like Power Rangers.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » June 28, 2003, 3:30 pm

Akaran_D wrote:Then again, maybe I'm just easily entertained by 3 sets of T&A.

Don't forget Demi. She tops them all. *Cheers* for Ashton for his luck in banging her.

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » June 28, 2003, 4:01 pm

How did some 23 year old kid who just graduated from a FOX television show manage to bag a beauty like Demi Moore?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » June 28, 2003, 4:47 pm

I'm going to go out in a limb and say its because her career has been very rightfully floundering and hasn't been mentioned in the media since she showed off her fake boobies in Striptease. Banging a 20 year old future has-been is good gossip material.

Anyone who spends money to go see films like Charlie's Angels 2 is partly responsible for the state Hollywood and the film industry in the United States is in at the moment. The minute people stop paying to see terrible actresses with nothing going for them but tits and ass starring in a movie with nothing going for it but stupid special effects and terrible writing, maybe they will start spending money on legitimate movies.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 28, 2003, 9:05 pm

Anyone who spends money to go see films like Charlie's Angels 2 is partly responsible for the state Hollywood and the film industry in the United States is in at the moment. The minute people stop paying to see terrible actresses with nothing going for them but tits and ass starring in a movie with nothing going for it but stupid special effects and terrible writing, maybe they will start spending money on legitimate movies.

Sometimes we just like mindless entertainment. Not every movie has to be The Piano. Or The Pianist. Or either.

I though the first Charlies Angels was going to suck. Then I saw it on HBO and ended up liking it despite it's campiness. I still wouldn't pay to see either one in the theatre though.

noel · Post by **noel** » June 29, 2003, 4:54 am

This was the greatest movie of ALL TIME!* It was campy, and not to be taken seriously at all, but it was obvious that he actors and actresses had fun making the movie, and it really showed in the presentation.

Demi Moore looked just fucking unbelievable. I mean, thank god for modern science/surgery/diets, because that was just ridiculous.

It was silly, but I enjoyed it immensely. Lots of stuff that was just so over the top you had to laugh.

SPOILER:

My favorite line from the movie:
"I got pounded so hard, I'm going to be wet all day!"

* Next to Snatch of course.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » June 29, 2003, 11:06 am

well, sounds like it could be fun, but IMO not worth the price, just waiting for it to be rent-able =/

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » June 30, 2003, 10:50 am

This was the worst movie of all time, replacing Blankman with Daymon Wayens.

Somewhere out there, I can imagine a lone writer who has poured his soul into a script, but cannot for the life of him get someone to produce it. That same man somehow saw Charlies Angles: Full Throttle, went home, and committed suicide.

I went with another couple to see this movie and it was the girls's turn to choose the film. You see, I knew it was going to suck, so I had prepared myself. However, no human being could ever be prepard for such vast amounts of suck. Charlie's Angels: Full Thottle is the fucking black hole of suck. It never ends. It pulls anything good and/or decent into it's gaping maw of suck, and destroys it forever.

When the movie was over, I just sat in my seat, awe-struck by what I had just witnessed. Seriously. It was mental overload. There was so much stupidity, gapping plot holes, and just plain BAD acting that I didn't know where to begin to start the complaining. I could not fathom how anyone on this earth would find that film entertaining. It was pure garbage.

Fucking stupid as hell. It was terrible. It was the worst.

Damn, I still haven't felt like I have expressed how much I hated this movie. Think Batman and Robin bad. I guess that's the closest comparison. God it was bad.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » June 30, 2003, 11:06 am

wtf, Blankman fucking owned.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » June 30, 2003, 4:53 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:However, no human being could ever be prepard for such vast amounts of suck. Charlie's Angels: Full Thottle is the fucking black hole of suck. It never ends. It pulls anything good and/or decent into it's gaping maw of suck, and destroys it forever.

This is possibly the best movie review I have evar read in my entire life.

noel · Post by **noel** » June 30, 2003, 5:48 pm

The movie is T&A with more innuendo then I've ever seen in any movie ever. I went into it just expecting to laugh, and it satisfied that. *shrug*

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » June 30, 2003, 6:20 pm

I felt like Alex, from Stanley Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange". Except instead of having my eyes clamped open and forced to watch ultraviolence, I was forced to watch ultra-suck.

I woke up the Sunday morning and uttered the words "Why the hell did they jump off the welding lift into the ocean"? You see, the movie had so many moments like that. Ones that make no sense what-so-ever, that it will force you to think about the movie, even when you don't want to. So, not only is it bad, but it will haunt you for days afterward. Kinda like a bad borrito at taco bell. Both situations have something else in common. Shit.

T&A? I guess so. But you're really reaching for redeeming qualities IMO. I can't entirely agree with any description that would include the word "satisfied". But what do I know? Some people enjoy having thier sexual organs peirces by needles too. No thanks. Although, I would have to take the needles over this film if I had a choice.

noel · Post by **noel** » June 30, 2003, 6:23 pm

Dude, I agree with you 100%. Having them jump in the ocean was retarded. Having them under the dude's car right as he drives away was retarded. A lot of it was completely silly.

I have no problems with bullshit like that if the movie isn't trying to take itself seriously. What I hate is when you have movies like 'Tears of the Sun' (just one example) where they attempt to take it seriously and fail miserably.

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » June 30, 2003, 7:26 pm

that movie was pretty fucking shitty, which strikes me as i had shitty expectations going in

not that i liked the first one, but i rememebr there being some funny parts ,

actually i DID really like one part of the money, when drew's character meets face to face with crispin glover(thin man!), , they kiss, then exchange hair, and then he does this crazy fucking screaming, like out of nowhere, that part was great, the rest of the movie just had me saying(literally out loud), "oh come on"

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » June 30, 2003, 7:52 pm

I liked it! Made me giggle.

Course I can appreciate cheese for what it is.

Half of the critically acclaimed wonder-movies are zzzz.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » July 7, 2003, 12:44 am

Fairweather Pure wrote:So, not only is it bad, but it will haunt you for days afterward. Kinda like a bad borrito at taco bell.

WTF dude, don't bring taco bell into this....

Anyway....I wouldn't say it was the suckiest movie of all time, but it definately wasn't on my top 50 favorite movies either.

I like to see EVERY movie...and honestly, with how many movies come out each week....I've seen them all and that includes some way worse then this....like for example, Kangaroo Jack.

As for the T&A action....Lucy Liu is Alright, Drew Barrymore is OK, Cameron Diaz would rank good in a bar, but none of them are worth watching this movie for when you can go DL some porn.

As for Demi Moore...If for some reason I was given the choice between all 3 good angles or just Demi....for one night of hot steamy screaming monkey sex. It would be Demi. There is no contest.

P.S. That Ashton guy seems like a funny but honest guy, he's young and attractive, and he has his own money...might not be for publicity. Then again it might be to piss Bruce off too lol.

Fairweather, count your blessings, you could have been watching some thing way worse when the girls pick....I tend to like even mushy films, but...there are a few I wished I could have avoided...like "Beaches" or "Steel Magnolias"..that movie was definately not my style. Old fat lady dying while her friend and child watch....I don't like to pay to make myself sad....there is enough depresing shit out there without paying millions of dollars to intentionally create more and then charging my ass money to watch it.

Or you could have ended up with something less depressing...like "the divine secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood"...but still overwhelmingly feminine. Even though it had Ashley Judd...Mmmm...most men would prefer charlies angels 2 over ya-ya.

Yes, I have seen all those movies....like I said I have seen almost all the movies out.

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One of the highest ranking suck movies would be "Playmate of the apes" it's a B movie...meaning tits and ass as well....and this had nudity...but I guarantee anyone here would prefer to watch Charlies Angels over it. I mean it's like they produced the film in someones back yard with hobos as actors wearing carpet remnants on their head...reading a script written by a horny 12 year old.

If you ever see it on late night cable I highly recommend watching it for 10 minutes, not because you will enjoy it, but because you will enjoy every other movie much more after having something this horrible to compare it to. It makes "Bikini Car Wash" look like Shakespeare.

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » July 17, 2003, 1:26 pm

I saw the trailer on TV and knew this was gonna suck. I mean if ya want T&A wouldnt it be cheaper and in the end more fun just to renat a porn film

Please stop giving them money and stay home. Maybe then they'll stop making these crappy ass movies.