Make Me Laugh!

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » June 22, 2003, 3:03 pm

http://www.inkyblackvortex.net/priceles ... soral.html

Kcale · Post by **Kcale** » June 22, 2003, 4:54 pm

Sionistic wrote:2 blondes are hunting in the woods, suddenly one falls down and dies, shocked, the other blonde grabs her cell phone and calls 911
Operator: 911 whats your emergancy
Blonde: Help! me and my friend were hunting in the woods and she just fell down, i think shes dead!
Operator: Calm down mam, first i need you to make sure shes dead
"a few moments silence"
BANG
Blonde: Ok now what?

that POS joke is the "official worlds funniest joke" http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10 ... .funniest/

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » June 22, 2003, 5:50 pm

ok....... your point?

Kcale · Post by **Kcale** » June 22, 2003, 7:09 pm

that english people are messed up

Gnomies · Post by **Gnomies** » June 23, 2003, 1:48 am

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

This site always makes me laugh...

Balalalalalamon · Post by **Balalalalalamon** » June 23, 2003, 3:24 am

ok, so I was working an express lane last night at Kroger.
A lady comes through my line with 1 yogurt, 1 bag of ruffles, one bag of carrot sticks, one bottle of pepsi, one orange, one banana, and one apple.
I look up at her, smile, and say, "Ma'am, are you single?"
She sort of frowned and said, "Yes, how could you tell?"
I then said, "because you're fuckin' ugly."

Post by **Sylvus** » June 23, 2003, 12:23 pm

Contest is closed, should have been before I went out of town for the weekend but I forgot. I'll now award the last two, sorry that some of you missed out. I'll be running another round sometime soon when I'm really bored.