ROFL the max-factor guy and his "bounty hunters"

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » June 19, 2003, 11:36 pm

I kept hearing in the news lately that the max-factor cosmetics millionare grandson/rapist was caught in Mexico after he was jumped by a bunch of bounty hunters.

Welp, I was curious who these bounty hunters were and DAMN if the guy has his own webpage bragging about himself.

Check it out, it's funny as hell.

http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/index.html

noel · Post by **noel** » June 19, 2003, 11:46 pm

Nice Mullet!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » June 20, 2003, 8:42 am

I almost feel bad for the guy now. Apparently, after capturing the Max factor rapist in Mexico and turning him over, the Mexicans arrested him and are holding him on kidnapping charges. The Mexican government does not recognize bounty hunters as legitimate law enforcement and apparently intend to convict this guy (or wait until he comes up with enough bribe money to be released) and the camera crew from some reality TV show.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » June 20, 2003, 9:33 am

Did you guys read his life story. OMG

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » June 20, 2003, 10:25 am

Bounty Hunter, bail bond agent, personal trainer, and inspirational speaker.

Oh yea he's also the self-titled GREATEST BOUNTY HUNTER EVER!

Something about that combo just cracks me up.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » June 20, 2003, 10:34 am

Not to mention convicted murderer, born again christian and father of 12.

Busy guy.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » June 20, 2003, 11:25 am

If you're on the road all the time, being a father of 12 can't be that hard, can it? Trickiest part would be remembering their names when you get home...

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » June 20, 2003, 11:26 am

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:If you're on the road all the time, being a father of 12 can't be that hard, can it? Trickiest part would be remembering their names when you get home...

Or who their mothers are.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » June 20, 2003, 11:49 am

Post by **Sylvus** » June 20, 2003, 12:30 pm

His name is Duane and he has a mullet... Who'd have thunk it?

Fameen · Post by **Fameen** » June 20, 2003, 4:44 pm

“From 18 to 80 Blind crippled or Crazy If they can’t walk or crawl we’ll Drag Em Back”.

Classic!

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » June 24, 2003, 12:41 am

Spike Spiegel pwns this guy.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » June 26, 2003, 11:15 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/06/26/bounty.hunters/

SCORE!