How do you manage your Package?

Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » June 11, 2003, 12:05 pm

I know there was a similar poll to this a while ago but it wasn't as descriptive plus a few of us were curious if the Akaran's recent VV thread got anyone's curiousity up to experiment.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » June 11, 2003, 12:29 pm

I'm changing my board title to like The Story of the Nair or somthing...

But yeah, I was shaving before I tried the evil stuff.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » June 11, 2003, 1:46 pm

Porcupine ball is evil and I'm too lazy to keep it up

Ooga[foh] · Post by **Ooga[foh]** » June 11, 2003, 2:00 pm

I've trimmed for years and have always had a seperate dedicated trimmer just for the johnson. There has been a few times where I took both on vacation and someone from the crew unknowingly decided to trim up the goatee with the "special" trimmer.

I just didn't have the heart to tell them...

Well, shit, should ask before you use someone elses shit anyways.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » June 11, 2003, 4:49 pm

Been triming for years.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » June 11, 2003, 8:23 pm

been shaving for a while. I'm perfectly comfortable with a razor, but not comfortable with hair removing chemicals, call me old fashioned.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » June 11, 2003, 9:54 pm

Trim above, shave below. Best of both worlds.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » June 12, 2003, 1:49 pm

There should have been an option for insane masochistic maniacs who use an electric razor on their testicles...

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » June 12, 2003, 4:42 pm

Do you fit in that category?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » June 12, 2003, 4:44 pm

drolgin uses wax.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » June 12, 2003, 4:45 pm

kyoukan wrote:drolgin uses wax.

So do you.

Terarle · Post by **Terarle** » June 12, 2003, 6:46 pm

Done a combo of both shaving/trimming. And might i say, i feel like adam, only not confined by the leaf.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » June 12, 2003, 7:55 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:There should have been an option for insane masochistic maniacs who use an electric razor on their testicles...

christ al-fucking-mighty, that's just wrong.

I can't even fathom using an electric razor on my face, much less more sensitive areas.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » June 12, 2003, 8:22 pm

I know, Tru - I only posted that to get you to squirm!

/mwahahaha

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » June 12, 2003, 8:34 pm

*is in a trance watching Terarles avatar*

Post by **Xouqoa** » June 12, 2003, 8:52 pm

I use FedEx. They let you track your package and will even email you a delivery confirmation with the signature of whoever signs for your package!

Acies · Post by **Acies** » June 12, 2003, 9:10 pm

Xouqoa wrote:I use FedEx. They let you track your package and will even email you a delivery confirmation with the signature of whoever signs for your package!

Yeah, but with those kinds of services, you never really know what is truly happening to your package. Some could be opening your package, even kicking and stomping it.
Frankly, my package demands a softer touch.

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » June 12, 2003, 11:48 pm

apt-get

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » June 13, 2003, 2:01 am

I didn't know that many people shaved their balls, outside of the "industry" of course. I shaved once per girlfriend-at-the-time request. Americans are way too fashion oriented. Fashion comes with a chaffing price.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » June 13, 2003, 2:30 am

Yes, there can be chafing, true. But the smooth feeling beats Jungle any day of the week, sir.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » June 13, 2003, 2:56 am

I manage my package on your chin.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » June 13, 2003, 3:06 am

With what Drogin said: If there is a cooling benefit, I am all for it--the term "hot as a crotch" ain't just a pun. I need air conditioning boxers.

And Rais, please leave Drol's avatar alone, he is vulnerable in that position.

EDIT: I do anything for women I dig, yes, that is true. If they want no hair, then hair will be gone, painful or not... *shrug*

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » June 13, 2003, 4:53 am

Trimmed.

Last thing I want to do while going down on a chick is to have to bring a damn machete b/c I need to chop my way through a damn jungle.

noel · Post by **noel** » June 13, 2003, 5:06 am

Kelgar wrote:Trimmed.

Last thing I want to do while going down on a chick is to have to bring a damn machete b/c I need to chop my way through a damn jungle.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 23, 2009, 7:17 pm

So this is a bumped as fuck post. However, there is pertinance.... so like my lady made the request and I complied.

I feel like I should have brought some baby powder or something to work because I am itching and everything is sticking together like I dropped 2 Wacky Wall Walkers down my pants and they came alive and started poking me with their sticky-pointy octupus protuberances.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » February 23, 2009, 7:37 pm

Untamed!!! We're doing the Jackass thing with the pube beard for a birtday party coming up. I'm at 2 months and it's getting wild.

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » February 23, 2009, 9:41 pm

Canelek wrote:So this is a bumped as fuck post. However, there is pertinance.... so like my lady made the request and I complied.

Sucker!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » February 23, 2009, 9:47 pm

Sucker, indeed

Did you at least tell her that its making you miserable so she doesn't expect you to keep it shaved?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 24, 2009, 12:15 am

well, she keeps hers bare...the least I can do is make her happier....well, she said it was no big deal, then said how hot it makes her. so, yes, I am a sucker! Luckily, if I can take her from 3-5 orgasms to 7-9 or so, more power to me. Scratchyness is a small price to pay for having more vah j j

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » February 24, 2009, 12:32 am

Feh... I wish this pubephobia fad would just die already. The occasional trim job is OK to keep things from getting too woolly, but we have body hair for a reason. I don't want to be sporting a package that, aside from size, looks like that of a child, and the last thing I want is to be confronted with a bushless cooch.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 24, 2009, 12:37 am

I like the shaven va-j-j.

A little brazilian thingy is fine too, but I dig that my chick keeps things smooth for me. It ain't for everyone, but everyone has different tastes. It is all about having communication with your partner(s) and doing the little things to achieve maximum pleasure. I am willing to sacrificice a bit of scrathy discomfort to make my lady even hotter for me than she already is. Easy tradeoff, imo.

Signed,

Maximum COCK

Spang · Post by **Spang** » February 24, 2009, 12:50 am

My pubes were beginning to remind me of Troy Polamalu, so I trimmed them.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » February 24, 2009, 3:03 pm

I use veet to keep my sack nice and bare, my girlfriend likes it that way and I like her to eb bare too so that is what I do. Shaving it is a pretty bad idea, way too much can go wrong down there =P

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » February 24, 2009, 3:08 pm

You should have her do it for you. Show her you trust her with a razor next to your manhood. Trust me on this.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 24, 2009, 3:22 pm

WTF is Veet? That burn?

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » February 24, 2009, 3:47 pm

I'm shaved, so is my girlfriend. Better that way for a few reasons, imo.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 24, 2009, 4:01 pm

Do NOT use aftershave. I use the Fusion on the boys and always make sure to get the more expensive aloe gel shaving creams. They make me smooth and my balls smell like a cool mountain stream.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 24, 2009, 4:06 pm

If someone is stupid enough to but an alcohol product on their junk....well, they deserve pain.

Cool mountain stream eh? I always thought mine were more like a pina colada on a warm beach.

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » February 24, 2009, 4:33 pm

cornrows here

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » February 24, 2009, 7:07 pm

trimming is necessary for some of us.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » February 24, 2009, 8:00 pm

You know what I love? Pussy. As far as I'm concerned, a woman can groom her vag however she prefers. Whatever makes her feel sexy and beautiful and confident and happy is great by me. Ladies: Screw what any man tells you, do whatever the fuck you want with your own vagina. If you don't care whether you're waxed or full bush, then go ahead and experiment and listen to my preferences, but it's YOUR fucking vagina, not mine.

Me personally, I don't particularly care how much hair is floating around on my balls. I'll usually keep myself at least somewhat trimmed, but it's really not a big deal to me. If a particular lady has a particular preference, I'm usually happy to comply.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 24, 2009, 8:08 pm

I EAT THE PUSSY!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » February 25, 2009, 2:38 am

I want variety, so that is what I give.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » February 26, 2009, 6:19 pm

Canelek wrote:WTF is Veet? That burn?

It's a cream that you put on, and it removes the hairs, i am sure you have something like it? It will give you a bit of a burn if you are not careful and let it sit too long, but I still vastly prefer it to a razor.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » February 26, 2009, 7:25 pm

uhhhh, I would advise against using a depilatory cream on your genitals. They all have warnings against using them on genitals because of the sensitivity of the skin. Depilatory chemicals are seriously harsh and you're asking for a really bad rash or chemical burn if you use them on your junk. I don't imagine accidentally getting a little bit of it in your urethra is very pleasant either!

Waxing is really the only way to go if you just must live without hair on your balls, but the pain has to be worth it.

Personally I think anyone who thinks pubic hair is inherently gross doesn't have a very healthy attitude about the human body and sexuality. Nothing wrong with shaving/waxing/whatever as a personal preference, but it amazes me how many people do it because they think having pubic hair is gross.

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » February 26, 2009, 7:27 pm

Besides, if we mention chemical hair removal on the sack too much, Akaran might notice and return

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 26, 2009, 8:53 pm

Nah, pubic hair is not gross. My last girlfriend was Greek.... woooeeeeeeewooo

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Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » March 5, 2009, 1:31 am

trim that shit .. its gross ...... and holds in that lovely "sweat" smell ... /barf

Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » March 22, 2009, 4:29 pm

Sweet baby jesus this is an old revival

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 23, 2009, 6:33 am

How many ball-shaving threads does a forum need??

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