Last Night's South Park...

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » June 5, 2003, 4:57 pm

I never go out of my way to watch South Park, but I definately enjoy it. I happened to catch it last night. Maybe I was tired, maybe I hadn't seen South Park in awhile, or maybe I was just in a goofy mood. Regardless, that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on TV. I laughed out loud through that whole episode.

I'm talking about the episode where Cartman makes a female latino hand puppet and names it Jay-Lo and proceeds to sing the song "Taco Kisses" and the episode dumps all over Jay-Lo and Ben A. If you missed it, catch the repeat! Dare I say, it was funnier than Towlie?

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » June 5, 2003, 5:28 pm

It was great~

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » June 5, 2003, 5:32 pm

Much funnier than Towlie. When he was in the car and looked over and saw that JLO was on Ben's unit....I was crying.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » June 5, 2003, 5:50 pm

i didnt think towlie was that funny, but yes the jlo one is hillarious

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » June 5, 2003, 6:56 pm

Dude... how can you think that Towlie isn't funny? Towlie is quite possibly one of the funniest characters ever to be on South Park! I can't think about Towlie without laughing.

A friend of mine has a shirt with Towlie on it that says, "I have no idea what's going on right now." That friend is my hero!

The JLo episode was so, so wrong, but so, so funny. The JLo episode and the episode with Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks the hamster are my favorites from this season, I think.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » June 5, 2003, 7:09 pm

Southpark was a little to much on the nasty side last night.

I prefer not to think about a kid jacking off a man.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » June 5, 2003, 7:12 pm

Lemmiwinks the hamster

Good God, how could I forget about Lemmiwinks?!? That was another one that was just so wrong on so many different levels. I think it's the songs that make them so funny

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » June 5, 2003, 7:29 pm

Haha yes, it's impossible not to laugh at a song about a hamster trying to find its way out of a gay man's ass.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » June 5, 2003, 7:45 pm

I give you taco flavored keesees..

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » June 5, 2003, 8:46 pm

http://images.southparkstudios.com/medi ... kisses.mov

<loads slow as hell>

murr · Post by **murr** » June 5, 2003, 10:10 pm

I think my favorite towelie-ism is at the end of his first episode, the evil super towel says "How long is it since you had a burn, Towelie? 20, 30 seconds? You're going to have to choose." and Towelie says..
"You asshole..."
Haha..

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 6, 2003, 3:48 am

Don't remember the exact quote by my favorite is:

Towlie: That's it!
Kyle (I think): That's it?
Towlie: Yeah that's it. The melody to funkytown!
*continues playing funkytown on touchpad and singing*

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » June 6, 2003, 4:20 am

Wish I had an exact quote, but:

Towelie: Don't forget to always bring a towel!
Stan: That's great Towelie, thanks...
(long awkward pause)
Towelie: ...you guys wanna get high?

I

Towelie, truly.

Lexien · Post by **Lexien** » June 6, 2003, 9:31 am

Guess i haven't watched south park enough.

French version is teh fun too.. The translation fits well..

I'll have to look for it..

Off topic: Anyone saw the Simpsons episode where Homer gets Framed for killing an old lady? HILARIOUS!

Carment Electra: Homer my head is up here (While homer stares dreamily into her boobs)
Homer: Noooo, i made my choice.

Fucking too funny.. Like Homer was on crack or something in that episode he was on fire and every line he said made me laugh.. Maybe the weed i smoked was too good...

Draaxx · Post by **Draaxx** » June 6, 2003, 2:51 pm

DAMN YOU MONGORIANS! YOU BREAK DOWN MY SCHITTY WALL LAST TIME! - good episode right there

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » June 6, 2003, 3:56 pm

Man Towlie sucked. The BEST fuckin South Park was Scott Tenorman Must Die. That shit was pure fuckin own lol... the whole episode your kinda like wtf? Untill the end where Cartmans master plan is executed.

A close second is the red rocket episode hehehe

Post by **Xouqoa** » June 6, 2003, 4:33 pm

Draaxx wrote:DAMN YOU MONGORIANS! YOU BREAK DOWN MY SCHITTY WALL LAST TIME! - good episode right there

That's my favorite. =) I had that in my EQ profile for a while but nobody knew wtf it meant!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » June 7, 2003, 4:27 am

I actually hated the J-Lo one. It pissed me off that the whole fucking show was about the hand puppet. Though the jacking Ben Affleck off part was humourous. The best South Park scene ever is still the one where they have that video of Cartman and his Polly Prissypants tea party. That was pure fucking gold.

Nadonius · Post by **Nadonius** » June 7, 2003, 4:34 am

Well the Jlo episode is one I wont be able to forget for a while. My favorite is where they trash John Edwards and Rob Schnider, followed closely by the Sexual Harrasment Panda.

Post by **Sylvus** » June 9, 2003, 11:55 am

Stalker Vacio wrote:http://images.southparkstudios.com/medi ... kisses.mov

<loads slow as hell>

Thanks so much for posting that. I've been singing it all weekend and my friends were wondering wtf I was talking about. Now I can show them!

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » June 9, 2003, 12:20 pm

The J-Lo one was so funny. I like the Rain Forest one as well. I hate Towelie sorry......Underpants Gnomes rule! they have had many great characters on there hehe

masteen · Post by **masteen** » June 9, 2003, 12:28 pm

"MOM! There's a naked Ben Afflek in my bed!"
"Looks like someone got a special suprise from the tooth fairy."

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » June 9, 2003, 2:00 pm

I saw this finally last night.

Pure comedy gold.

-V

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » June 9, 2003, 2:22 pm

ROFL. The Mongolian VS the Wall was pure fucking gold. It was my favorite, but I can't say I've seen every episode.