Names and Such!

Oreck · Post by **Oreck** » June 3, 2003, 2:15 pm

Well i was taking some time playing with this neat toy i found on the web. and thought i would share some of the names it came up with.

Lalanae-

Under Speaker Maximus of The Meritorious Order of The Hellmouth, Lalanae Parker

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt.

Sylvus-

Chamberlain of Poon Appreciation, Sylvus Alcatraz

And, lo, the Magic Eight-Ball hath spake.

Aranuil-

Master Footsoldier of The Institute of Going A Bit Red in Helsinki, Aranuil Page

A name will not make you more popular. Unless you hang out with real puds.

Acies-

Minister of Plywood, Sheetrock and Other Panel-Like Building Materials, Acies Zubek

You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Keverian -

Deputy of Eugenics, Keverian+ Wheelwright, Oppressor o' the Masses

Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you.

Spangaloid-

Mecha-Count of The Ridiculous Army of Naughty Bits, Spangaloid Jebediah Plant

We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.

Bubba-

El Rey Maximo of The Left Side of Dating Fat Chicks, Bubba Wenkel

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Taly -

Goddess of The Black Army of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Taly D. McRydell

Charmed, I'm sure.

Boogahz -

Wizer of The Black Forest, Boogahz I. Zepplin

Now you just have to stop turning around whenever somebody yells, "Hey, freak!"

Ennia-

Teenage Mutant Ninja Sorceress of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Rickety Foot Bridges, Ennia Jensen

The avalanche has started; it's too late for the pebbles to vote.

Zamtuk -

Acting Umpire of Canned Air, Zamtuk Donahue

Flywheel™ Aerospace: Disclaiming Liability Since 1978

Brittney -

CEO of Yggdrasil, Brittney Wandel, The Just

Now we do the dance of joy.

Sargeras -

Lesser King Junior Grade of The Semicolon, Sargeras A. de la Protopapas

Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.

I thought these were funney as hell...

I will let you play now.

http://title.flywheel.org/

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » June 3, 2003, 2:59 pm

Wizard of Lolly-Gaggers, Adelrune Argenti, the Third

In my home country, this is a withering insult.

How did it know I was a wizard? Weird.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » June 3, 2003, 3:00 pm

Lesser Godfather of Vibrators, DJ Voronwe Nimbrethil

abandon all hope yee who press enter

Post by **Sylvus** » June 3, 2003, 3:11 pm

Sylvus-

Chamberlain of Poon Appreciation, Sylvus Alcatraz

And, lo, the Magic Eight-Ball hath spake.

I've never enjoyed a title more than Chamberlain of Poon Appreciation. Thanks! =)

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » June 3, 2003, 3:13 pm

Co-Friar of The National Association for the Advancement of Sleeping With The Teacher, Phugg Innay

Gotta love that one

Acies · Post by **Acies** » June 3, 2003, 3:13 pm

Oreck wrote:
Acies-

Minister of Plywood, Sheetrock and Other Panel-Like Building Materials, Acies Zubek

You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

That is great bro, ROFL!

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » June 3, 2003, 3:38 pm

Mecha-Chamberlain Junior Grade of Cheap Canadian Beers, Kguku Andrej Kosak

Post by **Sylvus** » June 3, 2003, 3:41 pm

Hrm... wtf is up with your avatar, Kguku?

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » June 3, 2003, 3:48 pm

Minister of Goofy Girls and Their Poor Taste in Music (e.g. Q-Tip), Zygarx Cthulhukin

So it goes.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » June 3, 2003, 3:52 pm

Sylvus wrote:Hrm... wtf is up with your avatar, Kguku?

yeah no shit

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » June 3, 2003, 3:54 pm

Voronwë wrote:
Sylvus wrote:Hrm... wtf is up with your avatar, Kguku?
yeah no shit

Holy shit!

XunilTlatoani · Post by **XunilTlatoani** » June 3, 2003, 3:55 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Constable of Scopin' Hotties, Father Xunil Loki Tlatoani

Yes, he is cheating on you.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » June 3, 2003, 4:16 pm

Vice Warden of The Alliance of Boxer Briefs, Pilsburry Dangermouse
Make it so.

P.S. I hate Boxer Breifs.
---------------------------------
Real Name:
Co-Gardener of The Impersonal Enlightenment Fellowship
Please close that door. It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » June 3, 2003, 4:18 pm

President of The Moon, Drustwyn Innoruuk

Post by **Xouqoa** » June 3, 2003, 4:21 pm

Minor Deputy of Raping and Pillaging, Xouqoa Vega!

Rape the land and pillage the women! Or was that the other way around? I always forget.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » June 3, 2003, 4:23 pm

Dean of Deviant Sexual Practices, Sionistic Keanu Lovesthepie VII

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » June 3, 2003, 4:35 pm

Boss of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Dregor Wenkel

Swell.

Who's the boss now, Tony?!?!

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 3, 2003, 4:58 pm

Regent of Paranormal Vegetables, Aslanna Guest, Oppressor o' the Masses

Mister, I think I'm going to be able to save you ten thousand dollars.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » June 3, 2003, 4:59 pm

Viscountess of The Opposite of Sleeping With The Teacher, Laliana Fyresong, The Ofttimes Chaste

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » June 3, 2003, 5:06 pm

Co-Speaker of Naughty Bits, Etasi Answer, Opressor o' the Masses.

Although I think "Goddess of Beating Dead Horses, Etasi Answer" might be more appropriate.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » June 3, 2003, 5:20 pm

Marshall of Black Helicopters, Midnyte Ragebringer

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

lol, what????

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » June 3, 2003, 5:32 pm

Poobah of Subwoofers, Sirensa Themeke

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » June 3, 2003, 5:44 pm

Zamtuk -

Acting Umpire of Canned Air, Zamtuk Donahue

Flywheel™ Aerospace: Disclaiming Liability Since 1978

I can live with that.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » June 3, 2003, 5:44 pm

<- cockblocked by the filters. :/

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » June 3, 2003, 7:21 pm

Caesar of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Vaemas Eugene Samedi

Abandon all hope, all ye who press Enter.

(!)

Aireanna Wyndcather · Post by **Aireanna Wyndcather** » June 3, 2003, 10:14 pm

Sorceress of The Ancient Order of Nipples, Señorita Aireanna Wyndcather

Interesting....

Taly · Post by **Taly** » June 3, 2003, 11:20 pm

Oreck wrote: Taly -

Goddess of The Black Army of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Taly D. McRydell

Charmed, I'm sure.

See told ya i was a goddess.....of something LOL

To funny!

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » June 3, 2003, 11:28 pm

Marshall of Breastseses, Legenae Willowdancer

You want fries with that?

um... lol??

Jezdziec Znikad · Post by **Jezdziec Znikad** » June 4, 2003, 1:27 am

Centurion of The 'Thrax, Penii and Beating Dead Horses, Jezdziec Znikad

That's right! Damn the horses!

Jezdziec Znikad · Post by **Jezdziec Znikad** » June 4, 2003, 1:30 am

Stick with the first name you get. My second one was:

Drag Queen of Man-Film Love, Jezdziec Znikad

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » June 4, 2003, 1:38 am

Vice Headmaster of The Opposite of Nipples, Kelgar Wakshlag

Yes, he is cheating on you.

murr · Post by **murr** » June 4, 2003, 12:09 pm

Pope of All Things Not Pertaining to Boxes Of Animal Crackers, Murr Durr

Where is the potato?

and, not using Surname..

Ambassador of The Left Side of Smurfs, Master Murr Octothorpe von Cummings

Lexien · Post by **Lexien** » June 4, 2003, 12:13 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Associate Sovereign Emeritus of The Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, MC Lexien "Magic Marker" Mueller

I'm not really impressed.

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » June 4, 2003, 12:38 pm

Mistress-In-Training of Thick Candy Shells, Shashonna Illumenada

Maybe now your mom will stop calling you "bitch".

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » June 4, 2003, 12:44 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Mighty Paladin of The National Association for the Advancement of Stoopid Title Generators, Knarlz Knerfed IIII

Maybe now your mom will stop calling you "bitch".

A paladin!! wtf?

Cali · Post by **Cali** » June 4, 2003, 12:53 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Alderwoman of The Ministry of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Cali Whitworth

Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.

iandaina · Post by **iandaina** » June 4, 2003, 12:56 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Associate Cleric Maximus of The Ministry of Beer For Breakfast, Iandaina Coccaro

Warning: Not a substitute for the Federal Witness Protection Program

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » June 4, 2003, 2:29 pm

Chamberlain of The National Association for the Advancement of Penii, Tancred Clive Cruciferus

Hrm this could go one of two ways. . .><

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » June 4, 2003, 4:31 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Regent-In-Training of Beating Dead Horses, Pherralic Horseradish Weltraiser

Space aliens can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, lifeless hand.

Ceredwin · Post by **Ceredwin** » June 4, 2003, 4:55 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Sorceress of Panties, Ceredwin Vanyar

Make it so.

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » June 4, 2003, 5:21 pm

Ombudswoman of Making Small Talk, Jedi Master Rhyae Lyttlewing

Understanding is a three-edged sword.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » June 4, 2003, 5:56 pm

You shall henceforth be known as:

Pharaoh of The Black Army of Wee Ceramic Kittens, Arborealus Nicholas Fletcher

You smug bastard, you.

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » June 4, 2003, 6:11 pm

Director of Quantum Leaping, Ransure Trout Crystlethorne

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » June 4, 2003, 6:15 pm

Holy Ombudsman of The Ancient Order of Atomic Fusion, Ransure "Band-Aid" Crystlethorne, Ph.D.

Sure beats "Crack Whore".

hahaha, I love this site

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