Women

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 31, 2003, 7:44 am

are teh debil.

I don't know anything else in this world that can make you feel so confused and generally fucked up...

IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T SO DAMN HAWT!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 31, 2003, 7:58 am

noel · Post by **noel** » May 31, 2003, 8:08 am

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:are teh debil.

I don't know anything else in this world that can make you feel so confused and generally fucked up...

IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T SO DAMN HAWT!

Women are fine, as long as you remember to never, ever trust them.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 31, 2003, 8:17 am

Let me expand / justify:

I don't mean for this post to become a study in misoginy - I love women. There's not a day when I don't get on my knees and thank the God I don't really believe in for the existence of females...

I just really hate how they can make me feel.

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » May 31, 2003, 8:40 am

All warm and squeeshy

Estrosiath · Post by **Estrosiath** » May 31, 2003, 8:56 am

I thought you liked hot and sweaty mansex, Drolgin, just like your compatriot Lokes?!?!??

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » May 31, 2003, 8:57 am

I just really hate how they can make me feel.

????

Women usually make me feel really good. Did you go through a break up or something?

Here's a quote you might enjoy--
"Women, can't live with 'em, pass the beernuts."

--Norm

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 31, 2003, 9:20 am

stress the can in that. Yes, women can make you feel wonderful, I just...

ah fuck it

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 31, 2003, 9:45 am

come to vancouver drolgin I will hook you up with some of my friends. you will have to tell them you are from sweden to get any tail though.

Shaion · Post by **Shaion** » May 31, 2003, 10:02 am

That will never work. It's a clear distinct differance between blond, tall and beautiful swedish vikings and slothy, red haired danes with pickles all over.

So basically, im on the next plane over to vancouver.

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » May 31, 2003, 10:37 am

Men can make women feel just as shitty too, let's not forget that

*HUGS to her dorf*

Maybe I'll hook you up with some of my girls in Chicago... depends though...

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » May 31, 2003, 11:14 am

Believe me, my friend.. for all the times a woman can make you feel like the total utter bullshit of the earth just by looking at you, she can make you feel like the King of Kings just as easily.

Take it one day at a time man.. for the most part, we at VV are here fer ya.

Swedish or not.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 31, 2003, 11:35 am

Exquisite agony is the best description I've heard of it yet.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 31, 2003, 11:46 am

Hang in there Drol buddy

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 31, 2003, 11:54 am

Hang on, hang on.

Don't take this as though my life is in a shambles, or that I hate women, or that the girl of my dreams just picked my identical twin brother over me.

I just find women to be frustrating as hell! Immensely attractive, interesting, gorgeous - but frustrating!

Mark off another rambling post by the dorf on the VV scoreboard, please...

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » May 31, 2003, 12:44 pm

Methinks Drolgin likes angst even more than I do.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » May 31, 2003, 12:52 pm

You ok Drolg?

Women will always be women!

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » May 31, 2003, 12:58 pm

You need a Texan woman, we have a bunch of lusty twins down here that don't mind dating 1 guy

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » May 31, 2003, 1:32 pm

I thought you gave up women for me, dorf? Two-timing, no-good, lying bastich.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 31, 2003, 1:35 pm

Drolgin

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 31, 2003, 2:03 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Hang on, hang on.

Don't take this as though my life is in a shambles, or that I hate women, or that the girl of my dreams just picked my identical twin brother over me.

I just find women to be frustrating as hell! Immensely attractive, interesting, gorgeous - but frustrating!

Mark off another rambling post by the dorf on the VV scoreboard, please...

Get out of my head, dorf!

Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » May 31, 2003, 2:22 pm

"Women are fine, as long as you remember to never, ever trust them."

Spoken like a single man

(j/t Aranuil)

Seriously though, trust goes both ways regardless of gender. There is little in the trust/repect department that I've seen a woman do that I haven't seen a man do.

Though I do admit, women are much more confusing than men, thats why most of my friends are male!

This would make a great poll!

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » May 31, 2003, 3:29 pm

I make myself glad that I'm not a lesbian. If other women are half as bad as I am, I don't think I could handle being in a relationship with one.

Clearly, what Drolgin needs is another weekend of getting drunk with crazy Cestus Dei people! But this time the Newfs should come.

beasted · Post by **beasted** » May 31, 2003, 4:52 pm

it's ridiculous how much power women have to either make or break a man...
they can make you feel the highest of highs and the lowest of lows.

pretty fucked up, if you ask me. =p

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » May 31, 2003, 6:53 pm

amen preacher bearz~

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » May 31, 2003, 7:04 pm

Kyoukan is a man.

Korell · Post by **Korell** » May 31, 2003, 8:37 pm

Women are the devil... yes.. evil they are.

Taly · Post by **Taly** » May 31, 2003, 9:34 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:are teh debil.

I don't know anything else in this world that can make you feel so confused and generally fucked up...

IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T SO DAMN HAWT!
Women are fine, as long as you remember to never, ever trust them.

Ya know not all of us women are evil. =P

You guys just go after the wrong ones /flip

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » May 31, 2003, 11:11 pm

Mathimatical proof that girls are evil:

Post by **Sylvus** » June 1, 2003, 5:30 am

Drolgin, if you were 5 inches shorter, and a woman, I'd totally have sex with you.

I hope you can take solace in that!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » June 1, 2003, 5:46 am

lol Rivera.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » June 1, 2003, 12:54 pm

Sylvus wrote:Drolgin, if you were 5 inches shorter, and a woman, I'd totally have sex with you.

What if he were 3 feet shorter, had no teeth, and a flat head?

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » June 2, 2003, 12:15 am

Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » June 2, 2003, 12:56 am

Arborealus wrote:Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...

Py and I don't get an invite too?

CalandraWindrose · Post by **CalandraWindrose** » June 2, 2003, 2:56 am

The number of lying bitchy women is exceeded by the number of scumsucking cheating men.

Lokes · Post by **Lokes** » June 2, 2003, 10:23 am

Hang in there Dorfgin.....women are teh devils spawn sometimes but hey would be boring w/o

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » June 2, 2003, 10:29 am

Women only have as much power over you as you let them have.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » June 2, 2003, 12:52 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote: Don't take this as though my life is in a shambles, or that I hate women, or that the girl of my dreams just picked my identical twin brother over me.

omgz you have an identical twin brother?!?

Dorfgin and dorfgin-twin sammich plz!! ;D

Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » June 2, 2003, 1:51 pm

Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...

Clearly, what Drolgin needs is another weekend of getting drunk with crazy Cestus Dei people! But this time the Newfs should come.

Connecting the common threads, clearly Drolgin needs a Newf

and something to drink

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » June 2, 2003, 6:09 pm

Laliana wrote:
Arborealus wrote:Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...
Py and I don't get an invite too?

VV Party at Allen's!...

Diae Soulmender · Post by **Diae Soulmender** » June 2, 2003, 7:48 pm

"Never trust anyone that can bleed for 7 days and not die."
--Unknown

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » June 2, 2003, 11:42 pm

I know Mr. Garrison said, "I'm sorry, but I just can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." and its from South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » June 3, 2003, 9:56 pm

is her name Margaret?

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » June 5, 2003, 3:19 pm

Nope.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » June 5, 2003, 3:41 pm

Lynxe wrote:Connecting the common threads, clearly Drolgin needs a Newf and something to drink

Who doesn't need Newf love and something to drink?

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