Ruff Ryders?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 15, 2003, 2:26 am

I was just watching a news segment on these dumb fucks. Basically they are a bike gang that ride crotch rockets and have a rap label and flash signs and all sorts of other pop-influenced dipshit things like that.

Who the fuck are these dipshits? The Lavendar Hell-Like Angels? Crotch-Rocket gangs seem as fearsome as people who drive lowered Hondas with modified exhaust. Good fucking grief, MTV must die.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 15, 2003, 2:41 am

I personally felt that Ruff Ryders III: Ass Angels was superior.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 15, 2003, 2:45 am

Will you be my ass angel?

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » May 15, 2003, 5:40 am

So are they the Ruff Riders, or the Ruffriders?

(let's see who gets this joke)

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » May 15, 2003, 9:39 am

Is this the same as the label DMX is with, Ruff Ryders?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 15, 2003, 9:59 am

Yeah, that is the same label. WTF is DMX anyway? I thought it was a type of Nike basketball shoe. *shrug*

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 15, 2003, 9:13 pm

he's a rapper/actor.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » May 15, 2003, 10:27 pm

yeah, think he's working on his last album before he retires to devote more time to God.

Others that I can think of that are/were part of the label: Eve, JayZ, Jadakiss, Lox, Swizz Beatz, etc.

Ruff Ryders Website

Willowwing · Post by **Willowwing** » May 16, 2003, 2:36 pm

DMX Stands for Darkman X. Canelek if you don't like the music don't listen. You're about 5 years late on finding out about Ruff Ryders.

Mumblefug · Post by **Mumblefug** » May 16, 2003, 2:49 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:he's a rapper/actor.

Heh.
DMX=actor like
poprocks=food.

Mumble

Trek · Post by **Trek** » May 16, 2003, 3:22 pm

Willowwing wrote:DMX Stands for Darkman X. Canelek if you don't like the music don't listen. You're about 5 years late on finding out about Ruff Ryders.

You may be onto a reason why we are 5 years late on this

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 16, 2003, 4:59 pm

Canelek wrote:Will you be my ass angel?

I don't know can you rap?

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » May 16, 2003, 10:22 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Canelek wrote:Will you be my ass angel?
I don't know can you rap?

...while eating poprocks?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 16, 2003, 10:29 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Canelek wrote:Will you be my ass angel?
I don't know can you rap?

No, but I can do a mean beat box

DMX Stands for Darkman X. Canelek if you don't like the music don't listen. You're about 5 years late on finding out about Ruff Ryders.

I feel really terrible for making fun of the rappers and their cute little bike club. Also, I was not aware of their existence until recently, wowie! As well, I would like to extend my heartfelt apology to BMX and his bikerbuddies. Furthermore, suck my cock. Thanks for listening.

EDIT: I am also sorry I made fun of your lowered Honda.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » May 17, 2003, 6:24 pm

Actually, many of them come from the dangerous neighborhoods that inspired the bullshit that you see on MTV, and many of them still have credibility among the people that still live in those neighborhoods.

Also, they're not a bike gang, they're a rap crew. If you don't know what the difference is, then you should never ever mention anything about rap or hip-hop again.

And before you say anything: I drive a 1987 Ford Taurus. The only modification it has is a gold grill (the rest of the car is red) which I put on because I ran into an SUV.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 17, 2003, 7:34 pm

Ok, a rap crew, I am mistaken. I am not "with it" enough to understand the difference, obviously. Maybe I should listen to some more pop radio to "keep it real". Oh! Maybe I will just go buy an eminem CD and get some blingbling, eh?

I have tapped into a whole new level of sensitivity, this is getting interesting.

Your Socialogist and anti-pop hero,

Canno

PS: Elvis had gold trim on many of his vehicles. Albeit tacky, he was the King after all.. no reason to feel bad about that.

EDIT: Rap died when Kool Moe Dee retired.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » May 17, 2003, 9:29 pm

Hell, I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with not knowing anything about rap. I probably have more redneck than hip-hop in me, I just happen to know a little about it because of my friends. I'm just saying that this particular crew does happen to have some street credibility, although there's certainly other bogus rappers that are worthy of being picked on (like Nelly).

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 17, 2003, 10:01 pm

You bring up an interesting point about street credibility. Although I see it is as farce, it does indeed have merit in certain circles. Also, even though I have been, I really don't intend to shit on rap music. Although it aint my thing, I am just being an asshole for disrespecting it...thus making myself sound hypocritical. Hell, I listen to punk and hardcore--probably the least respected music genre of all.

The whole "gang" thing just pisses me off...I need to move out of LA, the whole scene is totally lame, thus, my pissing on those crotchrocket bitches that use a 'Z' as opposed to an 'S' in their nancy club title.

Now, back to 'street credibility'... this is out of my league as I am not from the 'street'...unless you would consider Little Rock that(not counting SW city, yo!).

Shit, I guess I am getting old...although I do indeed give a thunbs up to folks working their way out of poverty, hell, that is pretty tits IMO--I just don't want it run under my nose every time I turn on the radio.

On a side note, I think the names of rappers should be determined by country singers. Discuss.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 17, 2003, 10:21 pm

Canelek wrote:You bring up an interesting point about street credibility. Although I see it is as farce, it does indeed have merit in certain circles. Also, even though I have been, I really don't intend to shit on rap music. Although it aint my thing, I am just being an asshole for disrespecting it...thus making myself sound hypocritical. Hell, I listen to punk and hardcore--probably the least respected music genre of all.

The whole "gang" thing just pisses me off...I need to move out of LA, the whole scene is totally lame, thus, my pissing on those crotchrocket bitches that use a 'Z' as opposed to an 'S' in their nancy club title.

Now, back to 'street credibility'... this is out of my league as I am not from the 'street'...unless you would consider Little Rock that(not counting SW city, yo!).

Shit, I guess I am getting old...although I do indeed give a thunbs up to folks working their way out of poverty, hell, that is pretty tits IMO--I just don't want it run under my nose every time I turn on the radio.

On a side note, I think the names of rappers should be determined by country singers. Discuss.

was that a rap? it didn't even rhyme.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 17, 2003, 10:23 pm

That was my poetic license you saucy lil' vixen you

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 17, 2003, 11:16 pm

I think you are a cad sir.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 17, 2003, 11:31 pm

***HUGGLES***

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » May 18, 2003, 11:02 pm

And a charlaton?!?!?!?!

Willowwing · Post by **Willowwing** » May 21, 2003, 5:04 pm

I don't own a lowered honda. I guess to be considered tough you need a rusted out pickup truck and have a confederate flag oh wait that's just your what your bitchass has. I guess it doesn't suprise me coming from a peckerwood like you. And no I'm not white and no I don't own an Eminem cd. I forgot flannel have to have flannel and drink PBR to be tough.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 21, 2003, 6:05 pm

Willowwing wrote:I And no I'm not white

yes you are.

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » May 21, 2003, 6:11 pm

I think there is a picture of Willowing on the RL Pic thread. He looks white to me.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 21, 2003, 9:18 pm

Willowwing wrote:I don't own a lowered honda. I guess to be considered tough you need a rusted out pickup truck and have a confederate flag oh wait that's just your what your bitchass has. I guess it doesn't suprise me coming from a peckerwood like you. And no I'm not white and no I don't own an Eminem cd. I forgot flannel have to have flannel and drink PBR to be tough.

You forgot the gunrack, hippie. Also, what the fuck does a confederate flag(insinuation perhaps?) have to do with anything? You just have your panties in a bunch due to my opinion over those jerkoffs that clog the freeways and that bmx guy...sheesh..

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » May 21, 2003, 9:53 pm

I would like to extend my heartfelt apology to BMX and his bikerbuddies.

LOL ...BMX...make me spit my drink out and almost choke...

BMX..

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » May 22, 2003, 1:01 am

Willowwing wrote:I don't own a lowered honda. I guess to be considered tough you need a rusted out pickup truck and have a confederate flag oh wait that's just your what your bitchass has. I guess it doesn't suprise me coming from a peckerwood like you. And no I'm not white and no I don't own an Eminem cd. I forgot flannel have to have flannel and drink PBR to be tough.

Crip up?

Trek · Post by **Trek** » May 22, 2003, 2:51 am

kyoukan wrote:
Willowwing wrote:I And no I'm not white
yes you are.

No, please no, god no

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » May 23, 2003, 4:43 pm

jadakiss, lol.