Pure Assbeat!

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 10, 2003, 4:14 am

http://www.cloud10.org/assbeat.htm

Ripped this link off from the Graffe boards.
Funny shit. 10 outta 10 on the pwnage scale.

Rekaar. · Post by **Rekaar.** » May 10, 2003, 4:40 am

sucks to be that guy

Braxter · Post by **Braxter** » May 10, 2003, 9:52 am

lol the cops just drove by

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » May 10, 2003, 10:22 am

that was great! domestic violence at its finest.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » May 10, 2003, 1:03 pm

hahaha, he must be drunk or something, i think he only landed like one punch

Lor · Post by **Lor** » May 10, 2003, 1:05 pm

Hahahahaha I don't know what was funnier, the dude getting the crap beat outa him or the cops just driving by

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » May 10, 2003, 1:35 pm

They should send that in to the WWE for the new Female version of Rakishi.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 10, 2003, 4:16 pm

Braxter wrote:lol the cops just drove by

Yeah that was pretty apropos social commentary I think. I wonder if they edited that in.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » May 10, 2003, 5:09 pm

That's just sad...he kept coming back for more too...

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 10, 2003, 7:06 pm

She had some pretty good moves....she was dodging decent...

She took him down a few times but she had a lot of mass....nice thing about being really fat is you have enough mass that all you have to do is pretty much lean on someone when the weight difference is that large.

I had 3 roomates in college.....one I had just for a single year because we were short one for rent..he was like 320 lbs....I was faster then him...and my punches hurt about the same....but you don't want to wrestle with someone that size...we goofed around once...mainly because I wanted to size him up because I hated his ass...

His mass was just too much...all a 320 lb man has to do is lean in your direction and he will own you....because his leaning requires no effort on his part and your trying to push 200 lbs off you. By the time your arms give out now you have 320 lbs..all he has to do is lie on top.

I kept him off me, but if we would have kept it up another 5 mins or so..I would have tired out. I only weighted 135 lbs at the time...so he had a large weight margin on me.

Nice thing is if you get them down, it's harder for them to get back up....just make sure your not on the bottom.

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » May 11, 2003, 4:32 am

And that my friends is what should happen to every mother fucker that thinks hes so macho he can hit a woman.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » May 11, 2003, 9:49 am

It would've been funnier if the cops drove by while they were fighting

Anuin · Post by **Anuin** » May 12, 2003, 1:48 am

sarlen wrote:And that my friends is what should happen to every mother fucker that thinks hes so macho he can hit a woman.

I can picture that large woman busting through walls every time a man hits a woman, and beating the shit out of the guy.

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » May 12, 2003, 2:50 am

Anuin wrote:
sarlen wrote:And that my friends is what should happen to every mother fucker that thinks hes so macho he can hit a woman.
I can picture that large woman busting through walls every time a man hits a woman, and beating the shit out of the guy.

HEY KOOL-AID!

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 12, 2003, 11:35 am

Anuin wrote:
sarlen wrote:And that my friends is what should happen to every mother fucker that thinks hes so macho he can hit a woman.
I can picture that large woman busting through walls every time a man hits a woman, and beating the shit out of the guy.

New superhero!

ASSGIRL! Seriously, though...Deal a Meal. If she trimmed down, she could be a pro-boxer, make some money, and entertain her kids by taking them to the zoo, instead of entertaining them by beating up "her baby's daddy".

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » May 12, 2003, 2:32 pm

Sad, just sad.

Diae Soulmender · Post by **Diae Soulmender** » May 12, 2003, 3:51 pm

LOL!

"Walk'in a dawg"

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » May 12, 2003, 8:20 pm

good stuff

Balalalalalamon · Post by **Balalalalalamon** » May 14, 2003, 12:29 am

rofl