For your enjoyment

Fizzlewhip · Post by **Fizzlewhip** » May 9, 2003, 2:22 pm

http://www.dumblaws.com/

Just a few of the dumb laws still on some books. I found it humorous.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » May 9, 2003, 2:27 pm

LOL some laws in Texas:

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Houston:

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

Port Arthur:

Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Fizzlewhip · Post by **Fizzlewhip** » May 9, 2003, 2:30 pm

San Francisco

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

Hhehe. Spang better not come to SF. He would break 2 laws. No ugly, and the manure pile one

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 9, 2003, 2:38 pm

Fizzlewhip wrote:Hhehe. Spang better not come to SF. He would break 2 laws. No ugly, and the manure pile one

har

Kaelye · Post by **Kaelye** » May 9, 2003, 2:43 pm

Brotha wrote:LOL some laws in Texas:

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

That anti-crime law is cool. It gives another misdeamenor? count to any and every crime commited. Sounds silly and is, makes more paper work!

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » May 9, 2003, 6:23 pm

Minnesota:
"It is illegal to sleep naked." - Soon to be updated to include laying in bed naked, and playing EQ naked.

"Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance." - Thank god they got this one on the books. Who would have known.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » May 9, 2003, 7:47 pm

they must read VV:

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 9, 2003, 7:57 pm

New Orleans

It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 9, 2003, 8:05 pm

Logan, Utah

Women may not swear.

Tremonton, Utah

It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.