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Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » July 18, 2002, 1:35 pm

...May not be safe for all work locations, though - use discretion.

Ali Davis is a member of Chicago improv comedy group, Baby Loves Candy, and clerk at an area independent video store, that happens to stock a basement full of pr0n.

This blog consists of real-life stories of her dealings with pr0n addicts and freaks in her store....

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthre ... eadid=4475

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 18, 2002, 2:04 pm

ROFL!!! Nasty, just like we like it!

Leelee · Post by **Leelee** » July 18, 2002, 2:30 pm

Poor girl...

Millie · Post by **Millie** » July 18, 2002, 6:19 pm

LOL. "Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks."

Reminds me of that scene in "Clerks."

Edit: This is too good --

"I want him to know that renting a stack of 6 porn movies a day tends to undercut his intended dashing, man-about-town effect."

Rikk Wolvenkin · Post by **Rikk Wolvenkin** » July 18, 2002, 8:32 pm

Thats a good read

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 18, 2002, 9:09 pm

Part of it is a general gross-out, can-you-top-this thing that seems to be part and parcel of the adult industry - world's biggest cocks, the century's most extreme penetrations. I think part of it is that porn, which doesn't have much in the way of scripting or acting chops to move it along, has to rely on other ways to convey intensity: bigger, harder, faster, freakier. There is a new title in the straight section: V8. The caption says "Four in the ass and four in the pussy!" It was the first box that has given me pause in a while. "Sweet Jesus," I thought, "Where would everyone stand?" Calmer reflection and the laws of physics have convinced me that they can't possibly mean penises, or at least not all at once, but I'm afraid to turn the box over and find out for sure.

ROFL!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 8, 2002, 4:13 pm

Bump.

If you haven't read Ali's journal of her adventures as a pr0n clerk, you should. It's very sick and VERY funny.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » August 8, 2002, 4:28 pm

"Sweet Jesus," I thought, "Where would everyone stand?"

That made me laugh out loud on a phone conference. Glad I always leave mute on.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 8, 2002, 4:44 pm

she has an unhealthy closet obsession with porn that she seems to be trying her best to deny.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 8, 2002, 5:34 pm

She seems less obsessed with pr0n and more obsessed with people who are obsessed with pr0n.

Zebedi · Post by **Zebedi** » August 9, 2002, 3:14 am

LOL, the word must have spread, check out the new popup.. to paraphrase.."Please give us money because we got 2 bazillion hits this week and our ISP is sending people with baseball bats to talk to us about our bandwidth"

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » August 9, 2002, 3:40 am

I read this back when it was on the FoH board. Fuckin HILARIOUS!

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » August 9, 2002, 11:46 am

So how did I manage to drive away half a customer? Well, he's not really quite gone yet. He still comes into the store a lot, but I may have destroyed his soul.

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