Urine Control

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » May 7, 2003, 6:57 pm

Now I have seen everything and can die content knowing that.

http://web.media.mit.edu/~hayes/mas863/ ... ntrol.html

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » May 7, 2003, 7:02 pm

ROFL

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 7, 2003, 7:02 pm

What if we prefer you alive though?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 7, 2003, 7:13 pm

I can see these in Quarks Restroom soon. They already had voices speaking to you and flashy lights!

Trias · Post by **Trias** » May 7, 2003, 7:19 pm

haha wtf...i don't think i takes long enough pisses to actually enjoy this

Rianna · Post by **Rianna** » May 7, 2003, 7:36 pm

Sweet.... after 10 beers I could finish mario!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » May 7, 2003, 8:11 pm

Tinkle tinkle!

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 7, 2003, 8:19 pm

hmmmm, this might be a good tool to use when potty training your young ones /shrug

Taly · Post by **Taly** » May 7, 2003, 9:34 pm

I like the idea of a smart toilet for checking the sugar lvls. the games are a stupid idea.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » May 7, 2003, 9:55 pm

I put a pinball game in the wall in my bathroom but I had to take it out because it kept tilting everytime I whiped it out

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » May 7, 2003, 11:22 pm

I heard some airport overseas painted a small fly in thier urinals. You see, men always aim at something if they can, so it saved XXX amount of dollars in cleaning supplies and labor every year. I read that a few years ago, I don't remeber where. Seems relevant to this conversation though

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » May 8, 2003, 12:52 am

lol now maybe I wouldn't have to clean the toliet seat after my husband forgets to put the seat up.

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » May 8, 2003, 1:13 am

Fairweather Pure wrote:I heard some airport overseas painted a small fly in thier urinals. You see, men always aim at something if they can, so it saved XXX amount of dollars in cleaning supplies and labor every year. I read that a few years ago, I don't remeber where. Seems relevant to this conversation though

Yep, I always aim at the little holes in the bottom that the piss drains into, gotta have something to aim at or it just isnt right!

Korell · Post by **Korell** » May 8, 2003, 4:37 am

Yeah.. I can see like a bullseye or something in the center, attached to the game in helping to reduce the area pissed on, and cleaning supplies.

But a game where, it looks like, your pissing at small hamsters or something? Well... think about the kids. SERIOUSLY, how long is it before you find little jimmy and his friends throwing hamsters into the air to try and hit them with a stream of urine. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN. They say movie/video game violence is a problem. Well... I don't know about you, but I'd rather some Sci-Fi nut, like the SWG video of the fatkid with a shower curtain rod, attacking me.. then some frat boy aiming to piss on me when hes drunk because thats what he normally does in the bathroom.

And yeah.. I always aim for something if its there, especially when drinking. Its my soberiaty test. When at a house party, if I can piss a circle around the water without hitting the water, or the rim. I am sober. When I fail its time to take a little break from the booze.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 8, 2003, 12:54 pm

I think it would be better if they did it like ...
http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp

Because then you are aiming dead center...rather then arcing back to aim at the top of the urinal then whipping around to shoot at something near the side...that's asking for trouble. I think you would have more "misses" with that game then without.

Plus your going to have kids waiting until the last second to take a leak so they can get a higher score...which is just asking for an accident also.

I don't know what these stupid fucks were thinking. This will only make the problems they were trying to solve worse, not better. They go to MIT?

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » May 8, 2003, 12:57 pm

Must...buy...Patent Rights...on this.