There is a god

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » May 1, 2003, 2:12 pm

Don't kid yourself junior you will take your women any way you can get them. The day you have an opinion of your own instead of jumping on and off the band wagon is the day your "intellect" will garner some respect. As it stands right now you steaming pile of regurgitated parrot droppings, when I want lip from you I will rattle my fucking zipper.

Shows how well you know me eh? First of all, the day I ask your permission to do anything is the day I put a gun to my head. And I don't jump on bandwagons, my opinions are my own and I stand by them even if they are unpopular. Oh and I back them up, which is more than can be said about you.

Sad to tell you, "kid", but I am hardly a kid and I am in fact picky when it comes to women. Of course, I don't expect you to understand since you have never had the chance except down at the local corner.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 2:42 pm

Kelshara wrote:
Don't kid yourself junior you will take your women any way you can get them. The day you have an opinion of your own instead of jumping on and off the band wagon is the day your "intellect" will garner some respect. As it stands right now you steaming pile of regurgitated parrot droppings, when I want lip from you I will rattle my fucking zipper.
Shows how well you know me eh? First of all, the day I ask your permission to do anything is the day I put a gun to my head. And I don't jump on bandwagons, my opinions are my own and I stand by them even if they are unpopular. Oh and I back them up, which is more than can be said about you.

Sad to tell you, "kid", but I am hardly a kid and I am in fact picky when it comes to women. Of course, I don't expect you to understand since you have never had the chance except down at the local corner.

Well at least he doesnt have them brought in due to the fact there are no handicap parking spots at the local whore house, you Mental Gimp!!

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » May 1, 2003, 3:10 pm

Your ability to fish is going downhill, I think you need new bait. Yours is getting stale.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 3:14 pm

Kelshara wrote:Your ability to fish is going downhill, I think you need new bait. Yours is getting stale.

Well ever since we found out fish have feelings my desire to fish has been squashed, but my desire to bitch slap you right back to the Retard threads is still there.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 3:30 pm

/yawn Cartalas

Kelshara, just remember that misogynist Jesus-lovers like Metanis never get oral because nice Christian girls know its a sin (the Bible says so!). That explains why he's so pissy all the time. Any woman who would hook up with a festering syphillis lesion like him can't have any possible understanding of healthy (and fun!) sexuality. She probably would go "Ewww gross!!!" if you suggested masturbation or oral sex. Believe me I know these types of girls.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » May 1, 2003, 3:30 pm

Murr, that question is flat-out retarded, and one of the weakest, most inane arguments that any secular person has in their arsenal.

The answer is simple.

There are two powers involved here, and you are trying to show that God is limited in one of them. The two powers are:

The ability to create stones of X poundage and
The ability to lift stones of X poundage.

Theoretically, God can lift stones of any poundage. God can also create stones of any poundage. Therefore, he cannot create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it, but, as a logical argument, this does not constitute a limitation on his power, as he still has the ability to create and lift stones of any poundage.

The argument proves nothing, and if what I've written hasn't convinced you, then check out "The Philosophy of Religion." The book explains all the logical argument behind it, and goes into far more depth than I can or will.

With that said, I don't really believe in God. But if you're going to try to discredit religion, try to use a real argument as opposed to a flashy-sounding quip.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 1, 2003, 3:31 pm

Kelshara wrote:Your ability to fish is going downhill, I think you need new bait. Yours is getting stale.

Ironic and Moronic apply here since you responded dolt.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 3:37 pm

Atokal wrote:
Kelshara wrote:Your ability to fish is going downhill, I think you need new bait. Yours is getting stale.
Ironic and Moronic apply here since you responded dolt.

Considering Cartalas is known for "OMG I SO BAITED U!1!!" comments, I think its appropriate.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 3:45 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Atokal wrote:
Kelshara wrote:Your ability to fish is going downhill, I think you need new bait. Yours is getting stale.
Ironic and Moronic apply here since you responded dolt.
Considering Cartalas is known for "OMG I SO BAITED U!1!!" comments, I think its appropriate.

Your so cute when your mad.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 3:48 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Lalanae wrote:
Atokal wrote:
Kelshara wrote:Your ability to fish is going downhill, I think you need new bait. Yours is getting stale.
Ironic and Moronic apply here since you responded dolt.
Considering Cartalas is known for "OMG I SO BAITED U!1!!" comments, I think its appropriate.
Your so cute when your mad.

You're so retarded when you assume you have an effect on people.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 1, 2003, 4:13 pm

Why so much h8?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 4:15 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Lalanae wrote:
Atokal wrote:
Kelshara wrote:Your ability to fish is going downhill, I think you need new bait. Yours is getting stale.
Ironic and Moronic apply here since you responded dolt.
Considering Cartalas is known for "OMG I SO BAITED U!1!!" comments, I think its appropriate.
Your so cute when your mad.
You're so retarded when you assume you have an effect on people.

I must have a effect on you my little pumpkin you keep responding.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 4:22 pm

OMG CARTALLAS GOT ME AGIN!!11!1 /smakcs forhead

Dude seriously, its so old.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 4:24 pm

Lalanae wrote:OMG CARTALLAS GOT ME AGIN!!11!1 /smakcs forhead

Dude seriously, its so old.

Then we agree to drop the Fued?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 1, 2003, 6:06 pm

A feud would include two sides that are at least capable of competing against other. Your presence in this forum is nothing but a bunch of us making fun of a very, very stupid man.

I wish you were smart enough to realize how much of a fucking moron you are. I really do. Because I feel that it would shame you into leaving. Assuming of course you even have an ounce of shame in your entire body, which has yet to be confirmed.

Disregard this post if you really meant "fued" and it is just some word that I am not familiar with.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » May 1, 2003, 6:11 pm

kyoukan wrote:A feud would include two sides that are at least capable of competing against other. Your presence in this forum is nothing but a bunch of us making fun of a very, very stupid man.

I wish you were smart enough to realize how much of a fucking moron you are. I really do. Because I feel that it would shame you into leaving. Assuming of course you even have an ounce of shame in your entire body, which has yet to be confirmed.

Disregard this post if you really meant "fued" and it is just some word that I am not familiar with.

You just go ON and ON and ON and ON. Your old news your stich gets old you are old,washed up. Just go out to pasture please

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 1, 2003, 6:38 pm

I'm assuming the irony in the fact that this is about 10th time you've said that is entirely lost on you.

murr · Post by **murr** » May 1, 2003, 8:08 pm

Sueven wrote:With that said, I don't really believe in God. But if you're going to try to discredit religion, try to use a real argument as opposed to a flashy-sounding quip.

That said, I try to save serious religious arguments for those with more than 5 brain cells (i.e. - not Metanis). I gave him a simple logic argument (which has its fallacies) to see how he would respond. I wasn't seriously debating religion or anything, lol.
How about a quote from a Heinlein book for you?

History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.

- Robert H. Heinlein, "Time Enough for Love"

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 8:47 pm

Murr

(Stragi better watch out or I may adopt you as my new VV ragamuffin

)

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » May 1, 2003, 9:06 pm

That said, I try to save serious religious arguments for those with more than 5 brain cells (i.e. - not Metanis).

Good point. Carry on.

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » May 1, 2003, 10:34 pm

Cartalas wrote:Your old news your stich gets old you are old,washed up.

Someone should sue your gradeschool for gross negligence.