[Contest] - Haiku [Done!]

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 1, 2003, 5:09 pm

I am a sucker
for pretty women in need
here, have a few points.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 1, 2003, 5:22 pm

Poor naive Drolgin
Give VVs to a junkie
I am broke again.

Chimp Stragi Jr say
"You are a consumer whore...
But buy me a Gak!"

noel · Post by **noel** » May 1, 2003, 5:25 pm

Alluring angel
Your eyes, captivating me
Within them, heaven

Ravvenn · Post by **Ravvenn** » May 1, 2003, 5:28 pm

I spent my points, see?
on the title Pils gave me!
Drol, how YOU doin?!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 1, 2003, 5:29 pm

Woman! You are a
slave of consumer cultcha'
Let the bling bling go

Much more pleasure
derived from little things
grass, a tree, flowers.

noel · Post by **noel** » May 1, 2003, 5:31 pm

Ravvenn, it's not you
Pils calls all the women that
He's fooling himself

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 1, 2003, 5:37 pm

It's all ups and downs
I guess, much the same as it
has been a while

Changing things takes
energy I don't possess
at this juncture

Vegas did a lot
to lift mine spirits, as
I hope it did yours!

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 1, 2003, 5:40 pm

Drolgin is so smart
but counting greater than him
cannot count past four

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 1, 2003, 6:04 pm

What do you speak of?
Is five seven five!
(edit button owns)

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 1, 2003, 6:07 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:What do you speak of?
Is five seven five!
(edit button owns)

He still cannot count
That time it was five, five, five
teh quote button owns

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » May 1, 2003, 6:09 pm

Schooled is the Drolgin
Shaerra counts the haiku good
Just blame the vodka

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 1, 2003, 6:11 pm

Vodka takes the blame
except when he is sober
please blow in this tube

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 1, 2003, 6:14 pm

I called her a ho
Told her to suck it real good
I turned Shaerra on

cid · Post by **cid** » May 1, 2003, 6:23 pm

Shaerra's nude pics
my inbox floweth over
where my rusty nails?

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 1, 2003, 6:24 pm

not my fault that I
pronounce every syllable
One Two Three Four Fi...

cid · Post by **cid** » May 1, 2003, 7:07 pm

Dar luvs the big cock
Man-love cyber for phat loot
No shame I have sigh

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 1, 2003, 7:10 pm

Lonely little man
Dregor lusting after me
Go pay for a date

murr · Post by **murr** » May 1, 2003, 7:36 pm

i wish the ps
servers would come up now
back to dregor pr0n

Mumblefug · Post by **Mumblefug** » May 1, 2003, 8:55 pm

A new noob server
Much raiding of Blackburrow
Gnolls will pwn them all

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » May 1, 2003, 11:28 pm

Zoocow Or py, I
want VV's back, for fucking
up my title bad.

Ahmik · Post by **Ahmik** » May 2, 2003, 12:12 am

Homework is teh suk
CCNP test is hard
NoDoz is my friend

Semester six blowz
Advanced Routing kiss my ass
So Tired! Must Drink Jolt

This cable goes where?
Hands On Test from memory
Must take a break now

Went downtown last night
I banged a girl half my age
She is just 19

We went to her house
She slid popsickle in snatch
This girl is a freak

Pierced clit and nipples
"Is this a one-night-thing"? "Yes"!
You may fuck me now!

Three hours of sex
OMG you are teh WIN
You damn right I'm good

What is your name again?
"OH FUCK" I dated her mom
I laugh loud inside

She called me today
She NOT want my one night stand
She is addicted

She just called again
"Come over to my house" plz
She is a stalker

I now think "Oh Shit"!
How do I get rid of her?
Please don't tell your dad

I think I am scared
Her father is very mean
He will kick my ass

I make note-to-self
No more weekday house parties
I should have stayed home

stirring in my balls
memories of Hot, Wet, Pink
I go BACK FOR MORE

Good night Veeshan Vault
I read more threads tomorrow
Must go have sex now

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » May 2, 2003, 1:57 am

Wiper blades at dawn
Blue skies through office window
Rain resumes at five

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » May 2, 2003, 4:55 am

words said in anger
loss deeper than all others
void was a heart once

emmer · Post by **emmer** » May 2, 2003, 5:21 am

One came to me at work tonight while I was engaged in mortal combat with the copier.

infernal machine
the bane of my existence
misfeed has occurred

This one I saw in a vision while looking at murr's unique 5-6-5 format.

haiku so easy
even winnow a poet
yet somehow you suck

noel · Post by **noel** » May 2, 2003, 5:23 am

Please make your sig pic bigger, Tenuvil.

Lweniel · Post by **Lweniel** » May 2, 2003, 7:22 am

Tem's sig fills my screen
Little red X would be better
Oh please make it so

murr · Post by **murr** » May 2, 2003, 9:11 am

variation on mangina theme..

if there's grass on
the field, play ball, sir, unless
a cock is there too

Kindo · Post by **Kindo** » May 2, 2003, 10:09 am

Oh, beloved points
The veil of the lurker lifts.
How's the water here?

Truant · Post by **Truant** » May 2, 2003, 12:19 pm

a few from last night.

I call this, Star Wars + 1 = 1
beep boop boop beebeep.
r2d2 - trash can man.
no penix. tt.

Here is a poetic summary of Space Balls
Lone Star. Space Pirate.
I'm surrounded by assholes!
Helmet man, "Fool you!"

Songs of Wildebeast and Angels...err frogs
wildebeast says gnu
frollick, jump and play he does
happy wildebeast!

happy frog. hop. hop.
ribbit. croak. (in english, that's-)
"Die mother bitches!"

And a tribute to the greatest creation...
Supreme intellect.
Humor, good looks and split heads.
Muppets have it all.

(No I wasn't hyper last night or anything)

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 2, 2003, 12:35 pm

Tenuvil posted
I can't believe I missed it
Must make sig larger

Post by **Xouqoa** » May 2, 2003, 1:06 pm

tenuvil sig huge
bettter make it smaller soon
or i will do it

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 2, 2003, 1:41 pm

Xouqua makes you touch
his mangina to get teh
points. such a man-whore!

Post by **pyrella** » May 2, 2003, 1:42 pm

again we have paid
Haiku payment is over
please stay tuned for next

cid · Post by **cid** » May 2, 2003, 1:50 pm

pyrella wrote:again we have paid
Haiku payment is over
please stay tuned for next

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 2, 2003, 2:02 pm

Haiku contest ends.
Much sadness and gnashing of
teeth. Free points have stopped.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » May 2, 2003, 2:09 pm

with a spear like this
tenuvil must surely have
a vary small penix

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 2, 2003, 2:17 pm

Voronwë wrote:

with a spear like this
tenuvil must surely have
a vary small penix

that huge fat .sig is
bigger than your fucking head
quote from Goodfellas

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 2, 2003, 2:38 pm

LOL

That sig seriously needs to be sized down

murr · Post by **murr** » May 2, 2003, 4:40 pm

wtf how does kindo have 2k VV's with 33 posts

noel · Post by **noel** » May 2, 2003, 5:16 pm

I have way more than
4k VV points with just
2.7k posts

The answer in short... donations baby.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 2, 2003, 5:19 pm

Points for money,
where can I send money?
Address please Xou?

Post by **pyrella** » May 2, 2003, 7:06 pm

veeshanvault dot org
slash donate dot h t m
thankyou in advance

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 2, 2003, 7:26 pm

pyrella wrote:veeshanvault dot org
slash donate dot h t m
thankyou in advance

Hypnotized by frog
Ass and tounge make me bad,
J00 get much money

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » May 3, 2003, 6:27 am

I wrote these at work last week. If I had a connection I would've posted them earlier.

not making money
my car will be repoed soon
at least I have drugs

I like red panties
I use them instead of hats
mmmm mmmm yum yum good

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 4, 2003, 1:26 am

who won the contest?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 4, 2003, 2:10 am

Fat stalker I have
moved in nextdoor yesterday
Man this fucking sucks

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » May 4, 2003, 6:34 am

Pilsburry wrote:Fat stalker I have
moved in nextdoor yesterday
Man this fucking sucks

you are not cats meow
take anything you can get
nail fat stalker soon

emmer · Post by **emmer** » May 4, 2003, 8:18 am

575 you avatar whoring dolt

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 4, 2003, 1:24 pm

Understand this Please,
Not even with your penis,
Winnow you dipshit.

P.S. That first line of yours is 1 too many..check meow. It's like Me-Ow

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 4, 2003, 1:29 pm

Fat Alcoholic
Irresponsible, Stupid
No shared interests

Unfaithful cheater
no money, no car, waitress job
Older not wiser

VeeshanVault

[Contest] - Haiku [Done!]

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