[Contest] - Haiku [Done!]

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 7:32 pm

Voronwë wrote:You have added this
person to your Ignore List.
Click HERE to view post.

hahahahaha.

I'm going to go sit by a pond and reflect on that one.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 30, 2003, 8:28 pm

murr durr wrote: my peen is quite mean
so it remains unseen
within my jeans

a bra you will need
despite mean peen in your pants
hermaphrodite

murr · Post by **murr** » April 30, 2003, 8:39 pm

your age is a lie
you are old, face it, no cry
your boobs sagz0r

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » April 30, 2003, 11:28 pm

here's another plan...
give me my points already...
else i'll kill you man!

omfg i hate it its like 8th grade english all over again!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » April 30, 2003, 11:38 pm

Your lesson futile
I have spoken with your god
He's Atheist too

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » April 30, 2003, 11:45 pm

Fatass Cartman was
not on the school bus today
what a big fat turd..

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » April 30, 2003, 11:50 pm

Legs is really hot
She has really nice legs and,
is canadian

so true..

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » April 30, 2003, 11:57 pm

Stupid title works
Spent 350 points, Zoocow
give me a refund

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 30, 2003, 11:58 pm

it comes in a can
some people call it fake ham
but it is just SPAM

noel · Post by **noel** » May 1, 2003, 12:06 am

Soreali wrote:Legs is really hot
She has really nice legs and,
is canadian

so true..

Dreat the lucky man
He stole Legenae's heart
Poor, sad, VV boys

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » May 1, 2003, 12:10 am

Dreat is a gimp monk
That lucky son of a bitch
So much hate for Dreat

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » May 1, 2003, 12:13 am

Dont fuck with timmah
Just because he's in a wheel-
chair, he still pwns joo!

timmah..

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » May 1, 2003, 12:15 am

Canada is fun
They are neighbors to the North
They have no power

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » May 1, 2003, 12:16 am

Michael Moore is hawt
He is big, stupid white man
He loves the Heston

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 1, 2003, 12:19 am

backgammon and beer
oh what fun it is in here
oh shit - late for work

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » May 1, 2003, 12:22 am

Murr is a vile gnome
he should be made into stew
but we would still starve

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 12:36 am

I said five tacos
You gave me four you faggots
I will kill you all

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 12:39 am

I like to drink beer
I might drink too much I fear
My puke color is clear

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 12:42 am

Lalanae hates me
She makes me so sad I cry
Haha just kidding

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 12:43 am

Pyrella the ref?
Multiple Hiaku spam?
Will I get the ban?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 12:45 am

I will stop for now
I must get some fucking sleep
or maybe watch tele

Post by **pyrella** » May 1, 2003, 12:48 am

Pilsburry wrote:Pyrella the ref?
Multiple Hiaku spam?
Will I get the ban?

It's cool, on topic
Dont create seven new threads
Or I will stop it

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » May 1, 2003, 12:51 am

holy shit Pilsburry
you are good at hiakus, yes
but no girl for you

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » May 1, 2003, 12:53 am

I just noticed
I have lots of VVs now
Thank you Pyrella

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » May 1, 2003, 1:59 am

Veeshanvault dot org's
Having a hiaku contest
who will win this shit

If you had a clone
couldnt you jack yourself off
or would that be gay

when i see the sky
i see clouds, you dumb fucker
you see hopes and dreams

a wise man once said
if i was a giant tree
i would be rooted

best friends forever
sparty and little rico
friends with benefits

i hate you guys
my name isnt spartacis
it is spartacus

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:18 am

Southpark is over
seven hundred damn channels
There is nothing on

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:20 am

Pyrella my queen
Seven new threads is obscene
But I can post here?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:22 am

I wasn't speeding
You fucking stupid fat pig
rot in hell bastard

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:23 am

Shaman Asheran
you get no chicks from poems
They just call you fag

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:24 am

Oh my fucking god
I can't stop the hiakus
Please someone help me

Post by **pyrella** » May 1, 2003, 2:26 am

Pilsburry wrote:Pyrella my queen
Seven new threads is obscene
But I can post here?

I am not your queen
I am mangina supreme
Green? No, super green

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:26 am

I could go all night
with my sad hiaku plight
Maybe I just might.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:27 am

Pyrella a man?
I must remove my damn hand
Holy shit god damn

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:29 am

Your frogs butt is nice
On your little avatar
what's that orange thing?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:31 am

I sweat like a pig
it's steamy hot down in here
I'll turn on the air

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 1, 2003, 2:48 am

this thread is quite gay
retard it please xouqoa
and then we'll cyber

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:51 am

Kyoukan you slut
Will you take it up the butt?
Retard that jackass

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 2:56 am

Nothing personal
But don't call this thread gay babe
Creative topic.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 1, 2003, 2:58 am

sorry you pansy
I only date macho studs
not shallow morons

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » May 1, 2003, 3:21 am

Well what can I say?
Wee "I'm a shallow moron"
hundred zergs killed dain?

Bad flames Kyoucan..
Sounds like a broken record...
Try harder next time

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » May 1, 2003, 3:37 am

everyone is wrong
truth will never be realized
all die ignorant

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » May 1, 2003, 4:09 am

a cock trot shot over
in my pants a war rages on
hey thats my sister asshole

iandaina · Post by **iandaina** » May 1, 2003, 4:18 am

Haiku owns Daina
I think I almost have it
Then I fuck it up

Ravvenn · Post by **Ravvenn** » May 1, 2003, 4:18 am

Pills says fake bewbs are the win
real ones he loves not
still the beaver he cannot get in

Brit hit and quit it
kick her out the hotel door
Brit,.. she was a slor!!!!

edit:
575k

pills-

you cheer for fake bewbs
you dream of groomed tan womenz
still you cant hit it

Pills spams the Haiku
I scroll by it really fast
pills is a shithead

noel · Post by **noel** » May 1, 2003, 4:37 am

Ravvenn wrote:Pills says fake bewbs are the win
real ones he loves not
still the beaver he cannot get in

We have a winner!

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » May 1, 2003, 4:43 am

Ravvenn's Haikus own
But they arnt really Haikus
Five Seven Five girl!

Ravvenn owned teh Pils
That shit was truly priceless
Much love for teh girl!

Ravvenns still the win
I got nothing but teh love
cus shes hawt as hell.

The ho's I love not
Womenz are truly evil
But dumbstick rules men.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » May 1, 2003, 6:08 am

I just licked a mouse
what the fuck is with this shit
love the veeshan vault.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » May 1, 2003, 8:03 am

Worse than Mangina
Is the Shenis. They make
my balls shrivel up.

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » May 1, 2003, 8:17 am

Anal leakage pwns
Says Spangaloid who enjoys
Bunghole opened wide

emmer · Post by **emmer** » May 1, 2003, 8:32 am

kyoukan a farkette?
This is too good to be true.
I think I'm in love.

But can I trust her?
She hurt my feelings before.
It could be a trap.

Her posts make me laugh.
Plus she's down with the stuntaz.
What more could I want?

I'll ask Ellen Feiss.
WTF "beep beep beep beep"?
Bitch you ain't helping.

Guess not meant to be.
This bird is not to be caged.
I could not tame her.

VeeshanVault

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