[Contest] - Haiku [Done!]

Post by **pyrella** » April 30, 2003, 4:56 pm

K, we're gonna make an attempt at starting ways to give points out to the masses.

What: Original Haiku (or try at least)
Reward: 100 VV for Haiku in thread, one award per thread (go off if you want, but you will only recieve the 100) others can donate to you if they find it partiuclarly good.
Xou and myself will go through occasionally, pay people off, and post up to what point we have paid off.

P.S. only Brittney can use Mangina trick you...

This one over - new contest soon!

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 30, 2003, 4:59 pm

in this thread only
would another thread suffice
does anyone know

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 30, 2003, 5:03 pm

I title this one, 'Right-Wing Happy Fun Time'

Ignorance is bliss
Lets kill us some towel heads
From my cold, dead, hands

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 30, 2003, 5:04 pm

Spring fever brings new -
focus concepts to VV
Pyrella ownzers

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » April 30, 2003, 5:06 pm

scooby dooby doo
where in the world might you be
need your help we do

Soriathus Serpentine · Post by **Soriathus Serpentine** » April 30, 2003, 5:19 pm

Trogdor the Burninator
Always reminds me of a certain mob
Derakor the Vindicator

NOTE: Not sure if that follows Haiku rules, but oh well

noel · Post by **noel** » April 30, 2003, 5:21 pm

Some people like cake
But pie comes in many forms
Shaved pie is the best

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » April 30, 2003, 5:22 pm

fnord powar owns you
learn to love the wildebeast
real pirates say arrrrrrr!

Post by **pyrella** » April 30, 2003, 5:22 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:in this thread only
would another thread suffice
does anyone know

rules in general
please don't be spamming us all
punch you in the face

Nick · Post by **Nick** » April 30, 2003, 5:26 pm

Veeshan Vault is great
Searyx so hearts teh penix
see you all again

Don't know when I will be back, great to see you all still alive and kicking. Drolgin wins teh 500 VV points!

Post by **pyrella** » April 30, 2003, 5:28 pm

paid to here

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » April 30, 2003, 5:29 pm

tits are so teh pawn
now that i have my licence
they will be in face

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 30, 2003, 5:33 pm

you may post haiku
but I always have more points
abusing power

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » April 30, 2003, 5:35 pm

Oceania
is a five syllable word.
I suck at poems.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » April 30, 2003, 5:35 pm

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 30, 2003, 5:40 pm

OLGA freed me from
my addiction to teh Crack.
Now I love the cock!

Ahmik · Post by **Ahmik** » April 30, 2003, 5:42 pm

I have no surname
Nothing sounds good with Ahmik
Ahmik stands alone

noel · Post by **noel** » April 30, 2003, 5:42 pm

Real or fake who cares?
It's not your breasts that I love
It's your mind that counts

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 30, 2003, 5:43 pm

"Now I love the cock!"
I'm making note of this quote
When Masteen is dumb

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 30, 2003, 5:43 pm

Ahmik Teh'Donuts would be pretty sweet...

noel · Post by **noel** » April 30, 2003, 5:43 pm

You ripped my heart out
I hope you're fucking happy
You never knew me

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » April 30, 2003, 5:45 pm

his insults are weak
dying embers in fire
flame, Devereaux, flame

Karae · Post by **Karae** » April 30, 2003, 5:45 pm

pyrella wrote:
P.S. only Brittney can use Mangina trick you...

Only Brittney can win.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 30, 2003, 5:46 pm

Lalanae wrote:"Now I love the cock!"
I'm making note of this quote
When Masteen is dumb

Write it down, take a
picture, I don't give a fuck!
'Cause Jesus hates you.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 30, 2003, 5:46 pm

Arsecn wrote:his insults are weak
dying embers in fire
flame, Devereaux, flame

Haha!

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 30, 2003, 5:46 pm

pyrella wrote:
Spangaloid_PE wrote:in this thread only
would another thread suffice
does anyone know
rules in general
please don't be spamming us all
punch you in the face

spamming i do not
others more likely to do
haiku contest owns

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 30, 2003, 5:49 pm

Drama everywhere
All the usual suspects
Leyor likes the cock

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 30, 2003, 5:51 pm

Shitfaced cockmaster,
Leyor does not LIKE teh cock,
He just LOVES teh cock!

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » April 30, 2003, 5:57 pm

patch day is boring
reality TV sucks
chili is better

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » April 30, 2003, 5:58 pm

What is a Haiku
Is it an asian poem
Will it give us sars

my name is Sparty

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » April 30, 2003, 6:00 pm

workday almost done
servers back up on patch day
race for mobs begins

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 6:02 pm

Current event threads,
Kyoukan roasts much ass,
h8 her.

murr · Post by **murr** » April 30, 2003, 6:05 pm

aranuil say
that mind is all that matters
he meant to say poon

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 30, 2003, 6:06 pm

Acies (and others who don't know),

A haiku must follow this syllabic pattern

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

internal rhyme should get extra points *hint hint*

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 30, 2003, 6:08 pm

the mojomaster
he makes a hiaku for you
it pwns you for sure

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 30, 2003, 6:08 pm

Lalanae wrote:Acies (and others who don't know),

A haiku must follow this syllabic pattern

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

internal rhyme should get extra points *hint hint*

it's only a must in Japanese

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 30, 2003, 6:09 pm

Lalanae wrote:Acies (and others who don't know),

A haiku must follow this syllabic pattern

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

internal rhyme should get extra points *hint hint*

Always hated Haiku's....

Lemme try this

Lalanae's dog,
Finds no relief now
Pee on Libras!

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » April 30, 2003, 6:13 pm

ohhhhh SHIT.... this thread wouldent be right without Mangina trick you!

Mangina trick you!
Make you belive you're in love...
But you cant love cock.

And one more!

Ho best sell dat ass!
Or my foot be in her ass!
Cus I need my cash!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 30, 2003, 6:15 pm

it's only a must in Japanese

I'm sorry but you have to have some sort of poetic structure or else it is not a haiku or any kind of specified type of poetry. In actuality, the Japanese haiku is not based around English concepts of syllabic meter anyway. It was adapted to our language structure.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 30, 2003, 6:18 pm

Murr

Tits, ass catch your eye
Vapidity will kill it
After the first night

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 30, 2003, 6:24 pm

Lalanae wrote:
it's only a must in Japanese
I'm sorry but you have to have some sort of poetic structure or else it is not a haiku or any kind of specified type of poetry. In actuality, the Japanese haiku is not based around English concepts of syllabic meter anyway. It was adapted to our language structure.

it's always been 17 syllables. but it's only a must in Japanese. not having run-on sentances is more important than having the 5-7-5 joint. in modern haiku anyways.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 30, 2003, 6:28 pm

Oxyopia
Epidemiology
Oceania

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » April 30, 2003, 6:44 pm

Red Wings not flying
In Hockey Town this spring
Xouqow knows much sadness

murr · Post by **murr** » April 30, 2003, 6:54 pm

Aranuil, tits
give much bliss but in this, you
are correct sir

Post by **pyrella** » April 30, 2003, 6:57 pm

murr · Post by **murr** » April 30, 2003, 6:59 pm

salis speaks
like a funny scotsman
lucky charms?

my peen is quite mean
so it remains unseen
within my jeans

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » April 30, 2003, 7:06 pm

veeshan fnord so l33t
acceptance means you flame well
shaerra so denied

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » April 30, 2003, 7:16 pm

Sol Ro Virago
Two hermaphrodites in one
Jice is bride and groom

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 30, 2003, 7:26 pm

Brittney tha playa
Got the online hos lined up
Hit it and quit it

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 30, 2003, 7:30 pm

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