WTF is that thing in the white dress?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 30, 2003, 3:43 pm

What a Freakshow!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 30, 2003, 3:52 pm

A Bothan.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 30, 2003, 4:43 pm

I'm kinda turned on by the rodian.. anyone else?

Post by **Sylvus** » April 30, 2003, 4:45 pm

Short of the Wookie, I'm not too sure what is what.

Badabidi · Post by **Badabidi** » April 30, 2003, 4:52 pm

It's a hairless chewbaca

murr · Post by **murr** » April 30, 2003, 4:55 pm

a shaved chewbacca, one might say?

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » April 30, 2003, 4:56 pm

Jugata · Post by **Jugata** » April 30, 2003, 5:06 pm

Arent we all just shaved chewbaccas underneath it all?

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 30, 2003, 6:00 pm

Erm...

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 30, 2003, 6:10 pm

From left: Mon Calimari, Rodian, Wookie, Bothan, Trandosidan, not sure, Human, and the green thing in the front with the head thingys is a Twilek.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 6:40 pm

I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 30, 2003, 6:44 pm

mmm calamari

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 30, 2003, 6:47 pm

kyoukan wrote:I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.

ROFL!

Anuin · Post by **Anuin** » April 30, 2003, 7:40 pm

Holy shit

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 30, 2003, 8:42 pm

I don't know what it is in the white dress but it has bigger tits than a humanoid on the far right

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 30, 2003, 8:43 pm

I can't believe that's from a SOE product. The breasts on those females aren't nearly large enough.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 30, 2003, 8:44 pm

Ennia wrote:I don't know what it is in the white dress but it has bigger tits than a humanoid on the far right

Not to mention that the Wookie has no rack at all!

Akronn · Post by **Akronn** » April 30, 2003, 9:06 pm

That game looks horrible. Why if Lucas weren't so responsible for Star Wars' implosion and so rich off of doing it, I just might feel sorry.

murr · Post by **murr** » April 30, 2003, 9:23 pm

much love for the Ackbar in fark photoshop contests, lol
it's a trap!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » April 30, 2003, 9:29 pm

Akaran_D wrote:From left: Mon Calimari, Rodian, Wookie, Bothan, Trandosidan, not sure, Human, and the green thing in the front with the head thingys is a Twilek.

I think the one you weren't sure on was Zabrak. Will look later to see if that was right.

*edit* Zabrak is correct. Same race Darth Maul was.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 30, 2003, 9:30 pm

eh, fark...

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » April 30, 2003, 11:02 pm

kyoukan wrote:I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.

I obviously have not watched enough star wars to understand that reference. What movie was that from? Or was it from a book?

noel · Post by **noel** » April 30, 2003, 11:13 pm

Pilsburry wrote:
kyoukan wrote:I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.
I obviously have not watched enough star wars to understand that reference. What movie was that from? Or was it from a book?

Return of the Jedi. Scene where the rebel armada jumps in from light speed right near the Death Star, and the shields are still up. Emperor Palpatine is taunting Luke in the throne room, and makes the comment that the death star is a, 'fully-armed and operational battle-station'.

Admiral Ackbar (a Mon Calamari) is the first to realize the rebels are fucked, and yells, 'IT'S A TRAP!'

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 1, 2003, 2:13 am

That is why he is the Admiral. The ability to see 30 star destroyers and 20 million tie fighters vs. the rebel's 10 ships and realize almost instantly that the death star was indeed defended adequately is the hallmark of any good commander.

Mumblefug · Post by **Mumblefug** » May 1, 2003, 6:01 am

The ugly horny broad next to the human is whatever race Darth Maul was, I am a fan but not big enough to remember the name.

Mumbles

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » May 1, 2003, 6:34 am

Our ships cannot possibly withstand firepower of that magnitude!

You had to get up early to beat Admiral Akbar. Yes.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » May 1, 2003, 8:06 am

holy shit, kyoukan is a farkett?!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 1, 2003, 8:22 am

No I don't like Fark. They stole the Ackbar thing from somethingawful's forums.

But that line always cracked me up anyway.

I didn't know what you meant by Farkett at first so I did a google for it and got this:

http://www.maximuff.com/

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emmer · Post by **emmer** » May 1, 2003, 8:36 am

yeah I go there for the cliches... you can usually find a good ackbar one in almost every contest.

Kargyle · Post by **Kargyle** » May 1, 2003, 10:37 am

Kyoukan is a goon?

I find fark annoying because they never figured out that their cliches aren't funny. I still go there when I get bored to see if there is any interesting news though. Venturing into the comments section is usually about as much fun as getting beaten with the stupidity stick for an hour.

Oreck · Post by **Oreck** » May 2, 2003, 11:08 am

Kithyen · Post by **Kithyen** » May 3, 2003, 8:34 am

Ignore my less than fark-like photshop skills