Have you ever REALLY gotten your ass kicked?

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Have you ever REALLY gotten your ass kicked?

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This subject came up the other day with myself and a group of friends. The last fight I was as in was as a freshman in high school, and that was merely self defense. (I kicked his ass btw, I fought dirty) We were sharing stories and I was amazed that so many of my friends had been involved in fights as adults.

Got some stories?
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As a senior in high school now I can easily :vv_wedgie: freshmen...other then that, never :-x
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Post by Voronwë »

i havent been in a fight since like 8th grade. and i've never been beat down, i've been punched once real hard that did knock me down, but that was the only punch that dude landed :vv_chair:
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Only ever been in one fight, and it was around 8th grade. It was so stupid, niether of us really won. We just quit and came to a truce.
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Can't say as i have.. Last fight i was in was........6 or 7 years ago.. before that not since grade school which would have been like 1972-1978. Violence is generally a last resort and i never throw the first punch..
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A couple years ago, in Chicago. Stupid bar with stupid people. One of those stupid people was my friend. Of course he picked a fight with some girl's boyfriend...his friends step in, so I had no choice but to help my friend. Took a bottle to the head...then 5 seconds later, was laying face down on the sidewalk thanks the hard working bouncers... Picked our shit up, and headed down the street to the next bar. I think it was called Pippen's or something.
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Besides drunken boxing, or garage fight club deals? No... Havn't ever gotten my ass kicked.
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baaahahahah ebumar; sending ranzak over to kick your ass now sir!
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I got my ass royally kicked in Germany one night. Made the mistake of drinking too much with a bunch of obnoxious friends (German, American, Brit, all military) and pissing some people off.

As I staggered out of the bar to head back to base, this one dude jumped me out of an alley. He hit me in the back of the head and I was stunned from the word go. Took a pretty good beating that time. Luckily a couple of other people wandered out of the bar and the guy took off.

I don't think he was after me specfically, just one of the group that had pissed him off.

That was 21 years ago.
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Post by Sirensa »

Some boy kicked me in preschool and so I pushed him into the mud and got expelled - does that count? :D
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Post by Animalor »

Would sparring in Martial Arts classes count?

I've had my ass handed to me and done the same to other people in those circumstances. I've never been in a fight otherwise.

I was paired up agianst a brown belt once. Moved in fast and he lasded a jumping front kick in the sternum area. Propelled me straight into the back wall.

Gawd I miss that.
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Post by Dregor Thule »

Yep. 8th grade. I'm generally afraid to use my size to my advantage because I don't want to hurt someone, so I didn't put 100% into it and got my ass kicked. I loved being a kid!
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I got into a fight with another girl when I was in 8th grade. It was the whole pulling hair/scratching cat fight sort of thing. Looking back, it's just hilarious but I did end up throwing a punch and I definitely won it. ^^ How did I win you ask? I had more of her hair in my hands. :lol:

I also heard that I slapped the shit out of some guy in college when I was drunk. I don't remember slapping him, but knowing him, he probably deserved it.
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Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

Yeah, once. I worked as a bartender and had kicked some very annoying people out of the bar that night. They waited for me when I closed up and I got the shit kicked out of me: 2 broken ribs, broken cheekbone and a dislocated jaw.

Thankfully, our bouncers knew who it was: not only did they go to jail, certain connections that our bouncers had made sure that they most definately didn't enjoy their time in TEH SLAMMER.
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I was at a club about 13 years ago.
My buddy was hitting on this girl who was clearly uninterested and was with a couple of other guys.

Being drunk as hell, he decides to get in the face of this one guy who was giving him dirty looks.
Within about 10 seconds there are three other guys (obviously his friends) walking up from the left. I walk up to my friend and grab him by the shoulder to pull him away (I wasn't about to go 2 vs 4 in that state of drunkenness)... all of a sudden I feel a hand on my shoulder.. thinking it was a bouncer, I turn around casually and meet 2 fists to the head. The one guy cuaght me clean on the nose and knoced me out for about 25 seconds and another guy caught me square on the jaw as I was going down.

Not that I fight that often, but that was the first and only time I'd ever been knocked out.
The 2 black eyes were pretty embarrasing as well.
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Hayley wrote:I got into a fight with another girl when I was in 8th grade. It was the whole pulling hair/scratching cat fight sort of thing. Looking back, it's just hilarious but I did end up throwing a punch and I definitely won it. ^^ How did I win you ask? I had more of her hair in my hands. :lol:

I also heard that I slapped the shit out of some guy in college when I was drunk. I don't remember slapping him, but knowing him, he probably deserved it.


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I got in a fight with a cinderblock wall once. I cracked the wall and splinter fractured my hand Boxer's Fracture is what the doc called it.. Guess thats the closest I've come to getting my ass kicked. I generally was able to take care of myself ok if the odds were anywhere close to even, and when they weren't I had a buddy that was 6'1 180lbs at the age of 13. Fooker just kept getting bigger. He kept me out of most of the shit that I could have really been jacked up in with a few rare exceptions
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Not to sound like a cock jouster...but I never really lost a fight...there were a couple that noone won however...

Can't think of any fights at all after highschool however, and oddly enough most of them were sticking up for friends who were too scared and came to me

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Four fights that I can recall, three in school and one as an adult.

Got my ass kicked once, broken nose, fractured cheekbone and black eyes to match.

The other three I came out ahead, if there is such a thing. TBH, having to fight at all pretty much constitutes losing in my book.
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I used to go to country bars looking for touble. I'd just scope out the chick wearing the tightest jeans, and hit on her. Invariably, she's got a large bf w/ penis issues, and he'd start shit.

Well, one night me and my fightin' buddy had gotten drunk, and the girl's bf was LARGE, and I got whupped good. These country boys were good people, tho. No kicking a man when he's down or weapons. That was 8 or 9 years ago.

The last fight I was in was in 2000. I knocked the guy out, but then broke my left hand on the top of his skull. I call that a draw.
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When I was in 7th grade, there was this.. aquaintence of mine who had to walk with crutches. He wasn't the brightest guy, but since I was a nice guy I was kind to him and usually helped him get from class to class when we had one together. (Got out of class 10 minutes early too, wuwu!)

Anyway, we're in English taking a test one day and some of the other kids in class start whispering to him that I was 'talkin bout his momma' ... how devious and clever. So he gets all offended and walks up to me (with crutches) and says "I heard you been talkin bout my momma?" ... I told him no, to sit down and leave me alone as I was taking a test, and that I didn't even know his mom so why would I say anything.

Apparently, this wasn't a good enough answer so he managed to slug me in the right side of my face. Yes, in the middle of a test. Yes, a crippled kid hit me.

Well, this upset me greatly. I had been nothing but helpful to this young man, and he just hit me. So, I did what anyone would have done. I grabbed one of his crutches at the bottom, and yanked it out from under him. I got a large amount of satisfaction out of watching him flounder around trying to get back up, and went back to taking my test. (Until the teacher sent ME to the office... wtf, stupid blind witch.)

That was the only fight I've ever been in, aside from a couple close calls while sticking up for my friends and such. Fortunately I was rather tall compared to most kids in high school so they didn't ever end in real fights.

That's the story of how I beat up a cripple kid. (kinda)
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Not gotten my ass kicked per say..
But I did end up in a wrestling match with my fiancee that resulted in several hard thumps and one PAINFULL ballshot (I hate falling off of a couch onto a knee!) that left me sleeping on two icepacks for the rest of the night..
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Post by Ajran »

Akaran,

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with injuries and maiming in general to the groin area....
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There's no good explination for that.. they just seem to be a magnet for pain.. :(
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You are very vile Xouqoa. Picking on disabled people and talking about his mother.


Only fight I ever lost was when Truant drove us off in to a ditch! :P

Always hated fighting. Only had a few fights, yet I can say I walked away un scratched.Heres a story of one of the "bigger" fights I was in.


In highschool, a few friends of mine and I were going to Ocala to go camping. We stopped at a 7-11 to get some stuff, and make a few phone calls. When suddenly these 5 guys walked up. They were all about 1foot taller, and 100 lbs bigger than any of us. They started to talk shit like were useing their phone and crap. So of course I tell them to fuck off and such and it set them all off.

Seeing as how we had all of 3 guys and 4 girls, it wasnt too fair. Not to mention body size. So they take off after my 2 guy friends while their leader decided to follow me back to my car. Hes drunk as fuck and decides to try and act bruce lee on me. Hes jibberjabbering and asks me if I wanted to be kicked in the head. I go sure why not, so he tries. Dumb fuck falls down and gets back up. Next thing I know he punches me, but just glances it off my head. So with slight delayed action, I fell to the ground like I was knocked out. I just laid there till they all went away. I knew my friends were safe since the girls went inside the store, and the guys took off and ran like crazy.

All my friends came up scared like I was hurt or someshit. But I scared them when I jumped back up. I'm not a fool. I know when to stay down, or decive someone if my health is on the line :P
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Got 2 teeth punched out at 16. That sucked and I was outnumbered 3-1.

Had a few hairy moments in my year as a psychiatric nurse but no scars to show.

And about 10 years ago some friends and I celebrated new year in a pub deep in the country with some other mutual friends. One of the locals decided he didn't like our high-falutin' ways and tried to start some trouble outside. . .with all 9 of us (mostly C&R-trained psych nurses). We gave him some temporarily painful humiliation as a little lesson then let him be. The next day the landlord of the same pub offered us a round of free drinks as thanks for handling the situation with such restraint and not breaking the poor yokel.
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Post by Sheryl »

never. i was always the shy, quiet kid in school and was generally left alone.

i got laid out a few times and knocked a lot of people down in soccer when they pissed me off, but i don't think that counts. 8)
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I was a skinny kid with glasses, buck teeth, red hair, freckles, and to top it off an identical twin....

To make things easier on myself I made sure my parents moved about every year so I was always the new kid.

So I got in a few fights in middle school, I don't have a bruise to show for them except my ego (6 guys threw me in the trash once, real fair fight 6 on 1).

In high school I started to look normal I still moved a lot tho...was a minority in one of the 4 High schools due to my being white...I ended up in a few fights because of my ethnicity....I didn't really take a beating, one kid did ambush me in the locker room, he weight maybe 2 or 2 1/2 times what I did and he got in maybe 3-5 punches before I knew I was in a fight (he waited near the door and when I opened it he slammed it in my head then punched me a lot in the face and threw me into the wall) I didn't end up with a bruise....he did manage to tear my new shirt...fucker...when we left the gym he was the one crying, not me. The other fights were too short to comment on...it was one guy hits me, I just look at him, and he backs down type of deals....

In college I took martial arts, I only did one tournament, it was supossed to be exhibition Tae Kwon Do, Tai Chi, and Karate...I was only ayellow belt at the time (read beginner) I got paired with another guy, rules were no punching or grappling just kicks...great...thanks because shorin ryu karate has ONE KICK the rest is mainly punches and he was Tae Kwon Do. To top it off they said light contact but this guy was hitting pretty damn hard. I was nice for a while until he landed an axe kick to my right eye w/o pads striaght heel to eye full contact, I stood up and he did it again, I stood up again and he did it a 3rd time.....I stood up again and he tried to toss a jump kick but I was pissed....what he didn't know was I was also in Tae Kwon Do so I just went Tae Kwon Do on his ass and used the other kicks I had at my disposal...round house to the knee (light contact), head (light contact), spinning back kick to the stomach (medium contact) all before he hit the ground, he didn't get his jump kick off BTW. I didn't enter another event like that....and those are officially the only blows I have struck, I am fairly non-violent....even that guy in the locker room, I just restrained him from punching me any more.

As an adult....I have not been in a fight. But my philosophy has changed before I would avoid a fight, and then if I was unable to avoid it I would restrain them....now I will still avoid them but if I get stuck in a fight I'll be no holds barred, I'll attempt to do as much damage to them in as short of a period as possible to prevent damage to myself. Were adults now, not kids, they know the risks when they pick on people...chair to the head, foot to your face, tear your fucking ear off, bite your finger off, i don't think I really care anymore, I'm going to use 100% force.

My neck injury taught me something important....not all wounds heal....so I'm not going to give the dude an opportunity to hurt me.
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Being bigger than most people, and a generally peaceful person, I have broken up a lot of fights and intimidated my way out of several more, without ever really getting my ass kicked. Yay me.

Once, in High School, there was this big party at my friend's house. His parents had this kickass mansion and they would go back to Syria for a month every year and he'd have the biggest parties in town.

There were about 150-200 people there one night and apparently some of them didn't like each other because someone smashed a 40oz bottle over someone else's head and then a melee ensued. A bunch of people started kicking the shit out of this one kid, Little J I think his "name" was, and he was bleeding on the ground. We ended up pulling him into one of the back rooms of the house for protection, and I was tasked with keeping the combatants out of said room.

When I was satisfied that they were leaving, I went back outside to where people were going crazy, just in time to stop the sliding glass door from getting shattered. I don't recall the exact details right now, but some guy had picked up one of the kegs (not full - that'd be insane) and hurled it at the door I had just walked through. I caught it out of the air and slammed it down on the ground and screamed something like "NO! Why are you fucking with this house?!?" Around that time a bunch of cops showed up and an ambulance and a fire truck, it was quite a scene. A few of us spent the rest of the night cleaning up broken stuff and getting blood off of the floor and walls.

Apparently the whole thing was pretty impressive, people will still come up to me and say "Remember when you caught that keg?" and this is like 8 years later. And at the time it helped erase the nickname "pukeboy" after a particularly harrowing night of drinking and retching on one of the most popular pedestrian throroughfares in the city... ;)

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I had a long knucklehead phase of my life. Lasted from childhood until I was about 19. Out of the few hundred full on fights I've been in, I've gotten the living shit kicked out of me a good handful of times. I've had my face punted, my ribs cracked and bruised. Having my nose broken, then rebroken in less then a month was probably the most pain I ever had though.

I never cared about losing a fight, it just made me stronger and smarter.
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Well, I'm definately not a fighter but I've got my ass kicked twice.

First time I was about 14 with attitude to spare. My little sister and I were arguing, she tells the parents, more arguing until I called my sister a mouthy little whore and my Dad a cocksucker. Dad's fist met my mouth in a big way. Only time he ever hit me, but I learned where the line was :p

Only other time I was 19 or 20 and drunk out of my head in a small town bar known as "the Zoo". Could barely stand up. This guy walks up to me and says I knocked his wife down (I just remember staggering to the bathroom and back... it was busy and people were bumping into/squeezing by other people all over). I denied it, he called me a liar, I told him to fuck off. Buddy swings and misses, I swing back and land on my ass (my friends told me later it was funny as all hell). Buddy gives me a couple good shots that send me sprawling and was about to lay the boots to me, except the bouncers peeled him off me and threw us out. Of course my friends are a little pissed off at me for getting us all thrown out, so I had to cough up cash for a trip to the liquor store after this...
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An honest to goodness bar fight when I was in Japan. It was Navy versus the Marines. Being Air Force, I hung out behind the bar and only defended myself and my drink when needed. This fight had all the bells and whistles to it from people being thrown out windows to bottles being broken over people's heads. Ahhh the good ol days.
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I used to get into a lot of fights in high school because I'm pretty short and a lot of other girls picked on me. When you combine that with how short tempered and belligerent I am, it was usually only a couple comments before I was kicking the crap out of them. I actually almost got thrown out of school once for throwing one girl into the dumpster, closing the lid and throwing a bunch of shit on top of it so she couldn't get out. She actually started it and wound up crying and crying at the principal until they called my dad in and reamed us both out.

Most girls don't know how to fight so I never really lost anything, but once I got my clock cleaned kickboxing when this girl connected her foot right to my temple and knocked me into next week. Everyone said I was out for a good 5-10 minutes but all I know is one second I was fighting this chick and the next I was looking up at the ceiling in the locker room.

Even though its never really happened to me I've always been of the opinion that everyone needs a really good ass beating at least one time in their life to keep them in check.
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Let me just say this. There will always be someone stronger, faster, or tougher. If you have never lost a fight then you are not a fighter. Your a slective winner. I have had my jaw, collar bone, fingers, arm, toes, nose and ribs broken and some more than once, teeth knocked through my lip, tendons severed from stray beer bottles in some obscure bar fight i barley remeber, Hearing impaired from getting hit to hard in one ear, and enough long term pain to last my life time. Funney thing is every one who beat the shit out of me or i beat the shit out of, we always became good friends. most of my fighting stopped when i hit 25 and had to get serious about things and life. now 10 years later and i still ache when the weather is nasty out side. but yea.. Its funney how you dont feel the pain til the next day... then it hurts like a bitch.

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My GF was telling me about a fight she got into when she was a freshman in college. She was at a hocky game with friends and had to use the restroom. While she was washing her hands, a girl said to her "Get the fuck out of my way, chink". My GF is 1/2 Japaneese and 1/2 pure white American. She is also 6'1, which I would think most women might think twice before messing with her. Anyway, she told me her "American Side" took over and she beat the girl into oblivion. It wasn't a short fight either. She let her stand up several times and beat her again. She ended up knocking her head-first into a sink and the woman stayed down. My GF immediately left the game and cried all the way home. Apparently, the other girl never even knew what hit her. As soon as the word "Chink" left her lips, it was all fists, knees, elbows, and hair.
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I always had "Small Guy Syndrome"... constant picking on me up until 7th grade. Having 2 older brothers who we're VERY INTO WWF at the time helped with my "Getting my ass handed to me training..." If I ever backed down, they would beat me worse.

I would say I got out of most fights by just jumping in said bully's face and saying "You want some bitch" etc. Acting like a fucking psycho got me out of most altercations.

However, I remember being at a pool hall (was 17 at the time) and this PoS started hitting on my girlfriend. I let him know to backoff quicky and he promised a good beating for my cockiness. He delivered in full... You see, he was the "Leader" of this straight edge gang I guess you could call it. He was also 19 so he had his "Boys" catch up to me on my skate home from school one day (When I happened to be alone).

It was 6 guys jumped out of a musstang and proceded to beat the ever loving crap out of me. Kicking me in the face until I was knocked out. I had 3 broken ribs, broken nose...brocken cheek bones, massive concussion and many lacerations about the neck and skull requiring about 30 stitches total.

The next day in the hospital, 4 of my friends walk in with 2 teeth and a large portion of a scalp from the said ring leader.... talk about feeling better :)
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Got into 2 fights in my life, High school was the first one and it ended by mutual agreement and the second one was in Germany while in the Army, this German dude called me a Stupid fucking american, I called him a Nazi Bastard and shit went down hill from there, he got in the first shot and I got in the last.
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Never. Fought to a bloody tie a few times against the same kid. Other than that, I beat every one who fucked with me. But, I haven't been in a fight in over 10 years.

I'm an anti-violence person.
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Got into it once a few years back with some idiotic 'gangstas' or some shit. Fucked me up pretty bad, broke a few ribs, my nose, my hands, and an arm.
Those type of guys never liked me anyway.
After they got through stomping me I lay there, suprised due to the fact that I knew I was hurt but a negligible amount of pain was registering. Then the adrenaline left :P
Well, that was pretty much the extent to which I was jacked up, but at least I managed to get in a groin shot before being tackeled by the five of them.
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I have only gotten into one real fight. In 5th grade I was in a k-12 Private School in P.R. School sucked horribly, there were tons of little scrims but nothing big, and no one ever got in trouble. I was the kid that you would see those group of 5 kids pick on. Well one day I was in the parking lot, one of that group started picking on me, being the little kid I was I got mad and chased him. He was smaller and faster then me so no go, but one of his friends yelled out why was he running from me, so he stopped. His first mistake. I grabbed him by the neck, wrenched him to the side, and delivered a swift knee to his kidnyes and let him drop to the floor. He gets up, second mistake. He comes at me again and I do the same. He gets up AGAIN now holding his sides, and runs at me again. Well anyways, I delivered the only blows and all I got was a detention for a day, I think he pissed blood for 3, so sounds like a good deal to me.
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Oddly enough I have been in a fight or two the most recent was about five years ago at a bar I was a regular at.

Bouncers name was Joe, thick necked Italian lad. We had been friends for a couple of years. One day I walk in the bar, Joe had just finished throwing a game of darts when I asked if he was done. He replied yes, so I grabbed the darts and began throwing them. Just as my third dart hit the board he says WTF dude I wasn't finished.
I grab the darts and hand them to him and he shoulders me as I go past. I don't take kindly to this type of nonsense so I pushed him, told him to fuck off and that friends don't act that way. He takes a poke at me, I duck one shot to the solar plexus and one to the chin, he is stunned.

I grab him around the neck in a choke hold (thanks Kung Fu training for 3 years) and tell him it is over. His wife comes running from behind the bar yelling Jeff don't hurt him. So I say to this shithead Ok man I am gonna let you go its over ok? He says yeah. So I stupidly let him go and walk away, he hits me in the back with a bar stool, and I go sprawling on the floor.

Just as I am getting up to beat the living shit outta the fucker, my wife walks in the bar, so I get up tell him this is not over and leave with my wife.

Needless to say I am shaking with rage so much so that I can't get my key in the car door and punch the side window out. $350.00 later and a knuckle with no feeling, and an overwhelming sense of stupidity for having fought at all, I will not throw down with anyone again unless it is in self defence.

BTW I have had my ass kicked, with 4 brothers it is bound to happen. Hammerstalker is the most dangerous fighter I have witnessed in a street fight. Slow to anger IRL he is one mean SOB when he reaches the boiling point.

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Apart from the standard school yard fights and stuff I have only fought in the ring for like the last 10 years, lost a couple of sparring matches and won a few more, nothing too big there. I am pretty much anti violence and only fight if you back me into a corner.
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Didn't somebody from Veeshan start a fight at a Fan Faire? I don't remember exactly what happened but I remember hearing about it and being filled with pride! Someone refresh my memory please. *hugs*
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Wasn't anyone from Veeshan, if I remember correctly. Saiphos was telling us about it at the airport. Some girls RL husband and in-game husband got into it, and were escorted out.
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I've only been in about 4 real fights my whole life (I'm only 19). Never really got my ass kicked, but I almost got knocked out once in football. I was pulling guard...I pulled around on 28 sweep and ran into this HUGE linebacker. Like a moron I had my head down when I hit him, but so did he. Our heads collided and we both just stood there for a second, both sort of swaying to the sides. I managed to stay standing up but he fell down. It was great.

After we punted I was sitting on the bench on the sideline and I kept blacking out. When we got the ball back I was still sort of lost, I had no idea what was going on. The coach had to run up to me and yell at me to get my ass back into the game. I played the rest of the game, but the next day I couldn't remember too much of what had happened the night before.
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I don't mean the Vegas FF, but sometime in the last 1-2 years ago... Wish I could remember more. :( *hugs*
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Got in a fight in 9th grade she got expelled.
Been in a few fights while i was a security guard, got clocked in the jaw while working the pit at a metallica concert and it has some little probs i got to pop it once in awhile.
Got nailed in the back with a high heel after trying to save some twit from her boyfriend treating her like crap and she tried to save him. stupid chic. i threw her ass to the ground her hands behind her back and enjoyed throwing her and her dipstick bf out of private property. fun times ;)
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i was playin a pick up game of b-ball once down at the mexican courts across town and one of em kept talk'n trash and like shov'n me here and there and all'a sudden outta no where i took the ball and wound up like i was gonna cross-court shoot it side armed, and he came runnin at me and instead i hit him in the face from about 2ft away with full force, he was bleeding like crazy and was koncked out, i was like ohhhhhh shit, and drove away in a heart beat
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Some foh dude got beat down a few fan faires ago I think I remember hearing that.

Although it probably was more like a sissy slap fight and shoving match.
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