I sense a new STFU candidate

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » April 24, 2003, 8:35 pm

The newest registered user is Tard Pucker

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 24, 2003, 8:47 pm

we often, in moments of boredom, make new accounts with random weird names just so we have something to laugh at on the front page.

You'll notice OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of those "newest member" names never appear in posts.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » April 24, 2003, 9:38 pm

I'd have to be pretty damned bored to make a fake account just for that purpose...

but hey if that floats your boat..

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 24, 2003, 9:39 pm

_Greetings_

... from the newest STFU candidate...

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » April 24, 2003, 9:43 pm

Tard Pucker wrote:What do you see in the Dark when the Demons come?

Aranuil

cid · Post by **cid** » April 24, 2003, 9:45 pm

Jackass!

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » April 24, 2003, 9:49 pm

Tard Pucker wrote:What do you see in the Dark when the Demons come?

Nothing.... cause um... its fucking dark?

oh and... JACKASS!

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 24, 2003, 9:55 pm

Ajran wrote: Nothing.... cause um... its fucking dark?

oh and... JACKASS!

I see Ajran has proficiency in profanity...

oh and... HELLO!

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » April 24, 2003, 10:04 pm

Tard Pucker wrote:Say NO to Demonic Possession !

No

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » April 24, 2003, 10:27 pm

Tard Pucker wrote:Say NO to Demonic Posession!

Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 24, 2003, 11:19 pm

Arborealus wrote: Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass

Ah, a reluctant crowd in opening up to a new mind... *Jackass*
... hmm... to be expected.

Lets examine the word Jackass why don't we...

jack·ass n.
A male ass or donkey.
A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead:
“You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”

noel · Post by **noel** » April 24, 2003, 11:21 pm

Tard Pucker wrote:You have added this person to your Ignore List. Click HERE to view this post.

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 24, 2003, 11:33 pm

Aranuil wrote:Click HERE to view this post.

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » April 24, 2003, 11:33 pm

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 25, 2003, 1:22 am

Tard Pucker wrote:
Arborealus wrote: Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass
Ah, a reluctant crowd in opening up to a new mind... *Jackass*
... hmm... to be expected.

Lets examine the word Jackass why don't we...

jack·ass n.
A male ass or donkey.
A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead:
“You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”

Glad you could identify that. So shut the fuck up.

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » April 25, 2003, 9:31 am

JACKASS... have some

and

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 2:15 pm

A foolish or stupid person

Glad you could identify that. So shut the fuck up.

What makes you think I was referring to myself... And yes... I can Identify that you are a JACKASS.

Zamtuk

- Seriously, If you think that flaming me until I leave is going to happen then you must have lost some intelligence points from that DANK you been smokin'.

But if you feel threatened by my presence... then by all means... Let me hear your

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » April 25, 2003, 2:20 pm

the

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 2:27 pm

Animalor wrote: the

I figured someone would come out with that...

Whats the matter here... Afraid of a

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » April 25, 2003, 2:38 pm

Hrmm what is your in game name Tard?

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 25, 2003, 2:38 pm

I don't think he's really a newbie...

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » April 25, 2003, 2:46 pm

Tard Pucker wrote:
Animalor wrote: the
I figured someone would come out with that...

Whats the matter here... Afraid of a

Not really. Just being a bit

without being too much of an

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 3:23 pm

A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » April 25, 2003, 3:32 pm

Xouqoa wrote:No trolls allowed. If you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave.

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » April 25, 2003, 3:35 pm

Lalanae wrote:I don't think he's really a newbie...

How bout it Xou, any IP matches?

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 3:48 pm

Vetiria wrote:if you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave.

OF COURSE... I am not looking to start shit but will stand my ground... Isnt that how it works? ... First you get flamed...you stand your ground... then the shroud of animosity can fall. -OR- is this such an exclusive and somewhat reclusive community that shy's to the sight of a new face?

I *was* under the impression that this forum was welcome to newcomers but I see that the _CHIP_ on the proverbial shoulder is rather large. Yet, if you believe that I will tuck tail and run off whining...you are mistaken.

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 25, 2003, 4:06 pm

Nope, unique IP.

Tard, you're welcome to post here.. but you will most likely be met with hostility if you don't your your in game name. That's just the way it's always been.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » April 25, 2003, 4:18 pm

EL OH EL if you think my initial post was a flame... It was merely an observation made on the history of people who register to this board using names like yours.

the jackassing of a first time poster is a long time Flamevault/Veeshanvault tradition.

but hey at least the observation in my initial post was correct so far.. thanks for proving me right..

toodles..

-Ajran

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 4:26 pm

Ajran wrote:EL OH EL if you think my initial post was a flame... It was merely an observation made on the history of people who register to this board using names like yours.

the jackassing of a first time poster is a long time Flamevault/Veeshanvault tradition.

but hey at least the observation in my initial post was correct so far.. thanks for proving me right..

toodles..

-Ajran

I am full aware of the *jackassing* of a first time poster... and thank you... much enjoyed...

ajran... you proved nothing.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » April 25, 2003, 4:55 pm

Tard Pucker wrote:
Arborealus wrote: Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass
Ah, a reluctant crowd in opening up to a new mind... *Jackass*
... hmm... to be expected.

Lets examine the word Jackass why don't we...

jack·ass n.
A male ass or donkey.
A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead:
“You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”

This post suggests otherwise...

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » April 25, 2003, 4:57 pm

In any case post your in game name otherwise I'm done with ya

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » April 25, 2003, 4:59 pm

Yet, if you believe that I will tuck tail and run off whining...you are mistaken.

And if you believe that the VV community gives a shit one way or the other, you would be mistaken.

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 5:14 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:And if you believe that the VV community gives a shit one way or the other, you would be mistaken.

good...since you don't give a shit... then i have found a new home.

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 5:19 pm

TARD Ajran wrote:"You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”

This post suggests otherwise...

obviously Ajran I was not referring to myself... read between the lines ass hat

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » April 25, 2003, 6:45 pm

aaahhhh Silence once again...

I'd like to take this oppurtunity to publicly thank Searyx for making the STFU feature a reality on VV... maybe he's not so bad after all..

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » April 25, 2003, 7:17 pm

I kinda like Tard.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » April 25, 2003, 7:23 pm

Shaerra wrote:I kinda like Tard.

Why am I not surprised?

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 25, 2003, 7:24 pm

I kinda like Tard.

Weird.. So do I. Post on!

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » April 25, 2003, 7:47 pm

His avatar is great

Belated /jackass to you!

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 7:48 pm

Aslanna wrote:
I kinda like Tard.
Weird.. So do I. Post on!

Thank you... Thank you... Oh, and don't forget to tip your waiters... I'll be here all week!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 25, 2003, 8:54 pm

obviously Ajran I was not referring to myself... read between the lines ass hat

Ass hat...hrm...

I'm still not convinced that Tard Pucker is a complete newbie, unique IP or not.

Tard Pucker · Post by **Tard Pucker** » April 25, 2003, 9:22 pm

Lalanae wrote:Ass hat...hrm...

I'm still not convinced that Tard Pucker is a complete newbie, unique IP or not.

Lalanae & et al,

Complete newbie I yam... although I am a quick study. Story is as follows... 1st time poster... long time reader... yada yada...

Moreover, this is the *very* first forum I have ever joined... to be quite frank... I do not play EQ currently... hence... no in game name to provide. although, I have found hours of amusement reading posts in this forum and for that... I thank you.

_Just a quick note on my credibility tip_

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 25, 2003, 9:36 pm

How'd you find the board, if you don't play EQ? Just curious. =)

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 25, 2003, 11:23 pm

Xouqoa wrote:How'd you find the board, if you don't play EQ? Just curious. =)

I do not play EQ currently

Well happy jackass to you then sorta-newbie. Be nice to know who you were in EQ, but if you don't feel comfortable for some reason...