President Near Miss with DEATH! Unchewed Pretzel Suspected!
You know in a way they're kinda like Haikus

CLOTHES RUINED!, Dramatic video of spilt drink CAUGHT ON TAPE!
Have to disagree there. In all my years of living in Europe I have never seen as much sensationalism as here, and I doubt you will find a stronger political supporter in media anywhere than Fox.but it is worse in the UK and many parts of mainland Europe. Newspapers have much more distinctive political leanings and agendas than they do here.