sorta rude but ...

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » April 2, 2003, 10:06 pm

heck if i couldn´t laugh out loud a little

if u´re sensitive about your weight ... dont click

http://www.batman.is/ut/15411

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » April 2, 2003, 10:30 pm

oh god rofl

I don't know what to think

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » April 2, 2003, 10:42 pm

Dumb.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 2, 2003, 10:43 pm

Dumb.

And Dumber!

Sometimes · Post by **Sometimes** » April 3, 2003, 12:23 am

Cruel, yet hilarious.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » April 3, 2003, 12:26 am

NWS but this is the original site where that came from... some of those things are VERY funny.. others pretty lame.

http://www.fugly.com/victims/

Luvinn · Post by **Luvinn** » April 3, 2003, 12:46 am

that was fucking gay

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » April 3, 2003, 1:01 am

lmao, i found it funny for some reason, dont know why but that shit was funny

Baglaz · Post by **Baglaz** » April 3, 2003, 3:06 am

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass

I about spit my water all over the screen when I read that heh.

Taly · Post by **Taly** » April 3, 2003, 4:13 am

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » April 3, 2003, 6:02 am

ROFL, fuck that was funny!

Jaxomer · Post by **Jaxomer** » April 3, 2003, 9:23 am

Fucking hilarious

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » April 3, 2003, 9:41 am

I didn't find it funny at all.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » April 3, 2003, 9:50 am

That was very petty, juvenile, cruel, and mean spirited. I laughed my ass off.

(I do think it is in poor taste to make fun of someone about a physical attribute and would never do that to someone to be mean, but the rest of it was great)

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » April 3, 2003, 11:23 am

not to be rude or nuthin but since i personally found it sorta funny , i GET the ppl that comment about finding it funny as well.

3 other commented differently

"dumb"

"sad"

"i didn´t find it funny"

any chance you could elaborate on why you thought what ever you thought was dumb, sad and not funny

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » April 3, 2003, 11:54 am

HAARRRRRRRR!!! DE HARRRRR HARRRRRR!!!!

I admit it, I snarfed.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 3, 2003, 11:57 am

it's missing a punchline
or something

Deward · Post by **Deward** » April 3, 2003, 12:01 pm

Hehe I found it hilarious. I shouldn't of been reading it at work.

Deward

miir · Post by **miir** » April 3, 2003, 1:17 pm

going limp

noel · Post by **noel** » April 3, 2003, 1:21 pm

miir wrote:going limp

HARRRR?

miir · Post by **miir** » April 3, 2003, 1:24 pm

You can do better than that

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » April 3, 2003, 1:37 pm

if it was a joke , with intro , setup and punchline then yah .. it was missing the punchline,

that is a humerous conversation, so no punchline, if you didn´t find it funny, was it cuz you dont like seeing that kind of humiliation of a person, you´re sensetive to overweight mockery, or you simply didn´t find it that funny ?

last option there is just a comfortable exit out of the other 2 options

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » April 3, 2003, 1:42 pm

HAR!

Rasspo rocks!

Shaion · Post by **Shaion** » April 3, 2003, 1:58 pm

Rasspotari the dramaqueen, brittney spears lover and debater.

That site Drustwyn showed is filled with fun things, although everything is pretty harsh and evil. Still find it fun though because most of those people are so damn stupid

Wonder if they contact the people after they done with the chat and tell them it was only a joke.

Read the Macktrukker2000, that one was fun as hell. That guy must have had a real mental breakdown afterwards.

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » April 3, 2003, 2:46 pm

shaion you are the poo

you hate me, and forced me to 65, i wish you nothing but bad gay luck

huggumz Grakk !!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » April 3, 2003, 4:26 pm

omfg lmfao

thats so awesome

i hate fat people.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » April 3, 2003, 5:11 pm

Rockclimber one is funny too.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » April 4, 2003, 1:39 pm

It started out with the girl contacting the guy...and she didn't know him.

Then he acts like a psycho talking about fucking turkeys and calling her fat.

And then she starts to have cyber sex with him.

She got what she deserved....I think she is just as disturbed as the guy. Her need for accptance from a random stranger that acts like a total fucking ass is just retarded.

Fat people are just weird. If it bothers you when people make fun of your fatness, FUCKING WORK OUT OR DIET. Why should *we* change? Your the one who hates the current situation right? Not me.

---------------

This chick calls me last friday right....fat girl...she wants to go drinking and needs a ride home. Were out drinking I drink 2 beers, she drinks maybe...10. She starts getting all touchy feely, wants to go back to my place and drink....I say I'm tired and want to go to bed, she wants to get in on that action, I say "no", she trys to get me to agree to drink more beer at my place because she wants more beer and doesn't want to go to bed her excuse is the bars are closed and you can't sell beer here after 2am so she couldn't get more beer.....I go home, leave the car running, run inside grab 6 beers, toss them in the back, finally convince her to tell me where she lives, and I drop her off on her porch with 6 cold beers. Fuck that.

You want some of my sex0r you better lose some weight fatty. That's just how the system works. Don't get all mad because when you try to give me a good night kiss I turn and offer you my cheek, don't say "oh, like it would kill you to kiss me.." because you know what...it would in a way.

Oh and when I say fat I mean it, it's not like my fat is another mans average or "chunky" this woman definately qualifies as fat, if I posted a picture I'm sure we would all agree. Hell she even said during the night "I know I'm fat" and I just was like "..." I mean what can I say? With chunky girls you can say something back...but I mean with her "I know I'm fat" is an obvious understatement...I won't even try to help her justify her condition...she is fat...she wants to stop being fat, start by spending all that money on beer on a gym membership.

Listen if your a fat chick with a fiancee and ask me to go out for a drink.....don't expect sex and get all pissy when I refuse all advances. This is like the 4th time a fat chick got all pissy at me for not putting out....what's up? I don't lead them on...they are persistant about going out where I finally run out of excuses and typically I say "as friends" (except this last case because she had a ring on her finger)...

Do I get pissy if a girl won't sleep with me? Do I say "wuld it kill you to suck my dick?" No...I don't.

Do I cry because a girl wouldn't put out and introduce you to all my firends as "this is my date xxxx, she is interested in someone else?"...nope.

Do I tell everyone Im going out with a girl that doesn't even show interest in me, and then get mad when she says "um. no I'm not dating him"...no I don't.

What's up with fat chicks? Why can't they leave us the fuck alone? Why can't they chase fat guys? I mean if being fat is supossed to be OK, then they should love those fat guys right? They can get together and tell skinny jokes and eat cake. Why chase me? What do you have n commonw ith me? I like physical activities..like yesterday I went rock climbing then hung out a bit with friends, and then I went to the gym...the majority of my evening was like fat girl hell....why would you want to sign on for that when you can sit with a fat guy and eat cake? I mean jesus christ.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 4, 2003, 5:15 pm

All this from a man named Pilsbury...

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » April 4, 2003, 8:54 pm

I didn't say fat people suck, I said I want fat chicks to stop groping me etc..or guilt tripping me because I won't give them hot sex.

And I'm tired of fat peopel being upset about fat jokes when it's soemthing they can easily change that will have far more positive side effects then stopping fat people jokes from hurting them.

It's like my policy towards gays, 2 guys can go home and fuck eachother up the ass until they get nose bleeds, I don't give a fuck. But don't hit on me, and don't like come in wearing tight biker shorts at a club and grind on me from behind, because I'm not gay, and I dont want to have any physical contact with you aside from shaking your hand. If you don't act like a flaming queer and your just a regular guy who is gay, we can even be friends, but I'm not going to walk around you in my boxers.

P.S. My name was Pilsburry in EQ, not IRL...and it was due to my character being a short stocky guy who lives under ground (aka a dorf) so he was probably pale as hell. It was in essence, a joke.....not some sort of reflection on my IRL physical appearance.

In all seriousness, if I acted to a hot chick like that fat girl acted to me...and word got out about my actions, I'd defiantely get a bad rep. It was overly agressive, and granted if a hot chick did it to me and I was single, I'd probably dismiss it and either forget it happened or I'd be telling all my friend about it today, after she left my bed...but when it's unwanted advances and you come on that strong...it makes the person real uncomfortable.

I usually try to start slow, I'd give them a complment or something and then if they pay me back a compliment then they probably don't hate me, then you move up to real conversations and see if they get bored or if they seem interested even if it's a boring subject, then maybe you touch them in a non-sexual way and see how they react, then you move from there....not that I'm an expert I just don't like people to get uncomfortable.

She jumped right in, she skipped all those steps, and granted she didn't grap my penis and stick it in her mouth...but I did feel like we skipped the part where I got to gently decline her passes. That puts you in an awkward situation of having to shut someone down who is rubing all over you without hurting thier feelings badly.

In a nut shell, I try to avoid being put in a date enviroment with heavy women, sometimes despite your attempts to avoid that situation you wind up in it due to them putting you on the spot...now that's accptable once in a while, but please give me a chance to say "no" and then once I've said it, please stop rubbing on me. Please don't ask to move into my fucking home (yes she actually brought it up, I hardly know her). And when I ask where you live because it's 4:30am and I say I'm tired, TELL ME WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE don't make me drive around while you grin and tell me you want to stay at my place and drink beers.

Do you even comprehend the position that fat chick put me in? I was driving around town in circles with beer on my breath (I was totally sober, I only had 2 but if I got pulled over it would have been a hassle I don't need) for half an hour....I almost had to stop the car and walk around and let her out onto the side of the road all alone because she wouldn't tell me where to drop her off at.....that's a bad position to be put in.

And what kind of question is "can I live with you?" I don't even kow your last name, I don't know any of your friends, just people you work with, I don't know where you live. How do you respond to this type of shit? I was like "I won't even let my brother move in with me, I bought this place with the intent of living here alone, I like my privacy" but then she is like "well what if I was in a real tight spot and needed a place to stay?" Listen, I don't need any old fat chicks with no cash eating all my food and staying here rent free....but how can I make that clear withut being an asshole? She thinks if she puts out I'll be cool with a fat chick in my house, I won't be....

And after all that other shit you have to add in the fact she is rubbing on my neck, trying to hold my hand, kiss me, putting her hand on my knee...she is fucking engaged...I don't need this shit. I just don't. I made myself clear that I didn't care if she didn't think things were working out that she still lives in his house and drives his car and so that meant she was his girl and I'm not touchig another mans woman but did she stop? Hell no she didn't.

I mean the reason I treat women so nice, probably too nice, is because I know what it's like to be on the wrong side of that gun.

What I'm saying is if you want to make that type of agressive dating fly, you better be hot as hell, and that starts by not being a fat ass. If you want guys to like you, stop talking to random people on-line and go lose some fucking weight.

I mean how retarded do you have to be, people like to date attractive people, as shallow as that sounds it's the way the system works. It's not a big secret, it's publically known. And people make fat jokes....if you want to avoid fat jokes at your expense or you want to hit on guys and not get shot down or make them uncomfortable...then you stop shoving high calorie items in your facial orifice, and you start moving those legs really fast on a tread mill....again, this isn't rocket science, it's public knowledge anyone who doesn't understand the basics of how to lose weight is retarded...I mean seriously retarded.

Maybe your too lazy to do it, or not enough will power, that's your problem, not mine. Don't guilt trip me, that doesn't make me change my mind...it makes me fucking hate you.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » April 4, 2003, 9:01 pm

it's soemthing they can easily change

I lost 30-40 lbs about 18 months ago.. That shit wasn't easy and keeping it off is a daily strugle as well so I'll thank you to shut the fuck up and keep your discriminatory views to yourself.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » April 4, 2003, 9:10 pm

Pilsburry wrote:If you want guys to like you, stop talking to random people on-line and go lose some fucking weight

Says the guy who just wrote 2 online novels in this very thread...

Acies · Post by **Acies** » April 4, 2003, 9:38 pm

Head... hurts..... idocyncrancies..... to much.... Sirensa.... kill.... me..... please

Badabidi · Post by **Badabidi** » April 4, 2003, 9:44 pm

*yawn*, that aint shit compared to guildchat I used to read daily

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » April 4, 2003, 10:19 pm

wtf

post a joke and get a hanky story about some shiver-down-my-spine hit on that you´d like to share with us.
all i wanted was a lol, a rofl . haha funny. or rasspotari is my world.

but no ! ..

you had to break me down and call me fat .. you insensitive bastard . beeing fat is an endless circle that is hard as hell to even TRY to break out of, and saying it´s easy is just not true. and i dont eat much , it´s in my genes , if i ate just as much as you mr. thin and perfect , i´d stay just as fat as i am.
i hope you get jumped by some large woman that then publicly broadcasts the fact that you went down on her, and thus (as i understand it would) ruin your image .. i hate you i hate you.

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » April 4, 2003, 10:20 pm

in other news

rasspotari makes stories about himself that aren´t true.

film at 11

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » April 4, 2003, 11:04 pm

hahahahahoahahahahahaa shit , thaz comedy.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » April 5, 2003, 1:41 am

Man can Pilsbury ever post and not make it a rewrite of War and Peace?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » April 5, 2003, 2:57 am

I have fat friends and relatives, I also have fat friends who have lost over a houndred pounds and kept it off.

ou know the difference between the 2 groups? One set actually had will power..I watched them the one group would go on a diet for a week and cheat like a mother fucker on it and lose 2 lbs...then gain it all back, the other would go on a diet, stick to it for months, actually go do physical activities and keep it all off.

And I can afford to write long posts on the net, because I already spend 10 hours a week at the gym, I gave up EQ, I have lots of free time. Let's see what I did the last week and what you did....Monday Gym, Tuesday Gym, Weds Gym, Thurs Gym and rock climbing, Fri frisbee golf...and I'm on a diet. So yes I know what its like to have your metabolism slow down, I'm almost 30 yrs old....I know about that shit. I used to eat like a crazy mother fucker...entire large pizzas 10 tacos for snacks and be 120-140 lbs. That's no longer anywhere near what I can get away with now. I drink diet soda or water, all my shit is low cal or low fat. And I have to reduce quantities and no snacks.

It's really hard when you only have like 20 lbs to lose but when you got 100+ lbs to lose it's rather easy to knock the first 20 off. For isntance this chick I'm speaking of, if she would not have taken in 2000 calories in beer that night it would have been a good start eh? 2000 calories is more then she shuold take in a DAY if she is on a diet.

And yeah it's not really that easy, but anyone with willpower can do it. Last year at this time I went from 188 to 160, yes I gained it back, now I'm doing it again and I'm at like 175 again but it's because I added a bt of muscle at the gym. I'd actually not mind beign 185, but my body composition needs to change in order for it to be an acceptable number.

You won't lose weight while sitting at your keyboard. Sure you can change your diet and lose a few pounds but you really need to get physically active to maintain it.

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » April 5, 2003, 6:52 am

Pilsburry wrote:And I'm tired of fat peopel being upset about fat jokes when it's soemthing they can easily change that will have far more positive side effects then stopping fat people jokes from hurting them.

Yes, because expecting people not to make stupid remarks about you due to your physical appearance is so very wrong. How silly of me! I guess the next time someone comments about my having small boobs I should just go out and get a boob job instead of telling them they're an asshole. I mean, it's the same thing right?

Idiot.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 5, 2003, 8:13 am

hey calm down there, flatty.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » April 5, 2003, 11:38 am

Hrmm kinda funny...

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » April 5, 2003, 1:26 pm

Wtf, Echols gets love from Kyou but I don't? I see how it is!

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » April 5, 2003, 9:39 pm

good to hear pils , one friendly advice though , if you trying to get your weight down. and want to drink soda. dont drink diet soda. not gonna get in the schematicz , look it up.

coke = coke
diet coke = fake coke
pepsi = wannabe coke
diet pepsi = the devil

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 6, 2003, 4:04 am

Etasi wrote:I guess the next time someone comments about my having small boobs I should just go out and get a boob job instead of telling them they're an asshole. I mean, it's the same thing right?

I have seen ShowerCam(tm) archives, I know this statement to be untrue!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 8, 2003, 1:46 pm

Etasi wrote:Wtf, Echols gets love from Kyou but I don't? I see how it is!

(WWSB Unite!)