recruiting for IRL PEEKAY guild!11!!!!11

[Trek]

We are currently recruiting for the RL pk guild "L337 k1lL3r d3wds". We usually dont do open recruiting like this but we seem to have lost some members to other IRL Pkers and the justice system(fucking cheaters). Dont worry tho we are really good just had some bad luck last few weeks. If you think you can hang and meet the criteria send PM to Miir, he is IRL PEEKAY spokesman and will tell you how to get into our sekret world:


1. Must pee standing up.

2. Must have played Unreal at least 50% and Quake to.

3. We like to use ghost recon as our training program cause its like RL, so all you tribes faggots can get lost cause we know there isnt giant robots IRL.

4. Can ignore #1 if you have big boobies, must post pic.

5. Have been or will be a human shield

6. know how to make a rail gun



Thats about it, except for the uniform, but its a sekret so no one knows who we are.

[retiredwikit]

We are currently recruiting for the RL pk guild "L337 k1lL3r d3wds". We usually dont do open recruiting like this but we seem to have lost some members to other IRL Pkers and the justice system(fucking cheaters). Dont worry tho we are really good just had some bad luck last few weeks. If you think you can hang and meet the criteria send PM to Miir, he is IRL PEEKAY spokesman and will tell you how to get into our sekret world:


1. Must pee standing up.

2. Must have played Unreal at least 50% and Quake to.

3. We like to use ghost recon as our training program cause its like RL, so all you tribes faggots can get lost cause we know there isnt giant robots IRL.

4. Can ignore #1 if you have big boobies, must post pic.

5. Have been or will be a human shield

6. know how to make a rail gun



Thats about it, except for the uniform, but its a sekret so no one knows who we are.

I meet all of the criteria except 2 - 6, can I join??