Steak and Blow Job Day

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Steak and Blow Job Day

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Steak and Blow Job
This is a response to Valentines Day (holiday for women).
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HA!

Now if only there was a way to do that psychological warfare on them by acting all depressed that they didn't get us anything, that next year we get Double.

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this has to be the best idea I've heard all year..
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Steaks are thawing as I type.
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Haha! My husband mentioned this to me just the other night. There are actually quite a few restaurants in town that are participating in this and offering 2 for 1 steaks on that evening. I asked him if the waitresses were the ones that gave the blow jobs too. :P
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Hayley wrote:Haha! My husband mentioned this to me just the other night. There are actually quite a few restaurants in town that are participating in this and offering 2 for 1 steaks on that evening. I asked him if the waitresses were the ones that gave the blow jobs too. :P

Take him to Dennys and introduce him to his waitress!

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The radio station that started that had someone call in saying that the original steakhouse that was participating was overflowing with reservations, and that one of the strip clubs (Sugar's) was offering $2.99 Steaks but NOT the BJ's.
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Boo, did you know that Renee Zelweger worked at that Sugar's?
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Hayley wrote:Boo, did you know that Renee Zelweger worked at that Sugar's?
I did, shes a BAD girl~
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hmmm, well, I did think I recognized her from somewhere...I used to work in a neighborhood video store/baseball card/comic shop in NW Austin, and the owner was always taking me there and to the Yellow Rose!
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WTF are you fucking talking about?
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LOL

Sugar's and the Yellow Rose are strip bars here in Austin. Boogahz and I are just talkin local...sorry!
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Post by Boogahz »

I am really wondering where the Steak & BJ idea started since Dudley & Bob on KLBJ here in Austin are claiming it for their own too!
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WMMS here in Cleveland has been pushing a contest to have some guy design a card for Steak And A BJ Day, cant remember what the guy would win though, dinner or something I think. This has to be one of the best ideas for a holiday in a long time~
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I fail to understand the difference between this and valentine's day. Are these men so pathetically unappealing that they need a special day to get their wives to give them head? Why can't they get a steak on valentine's day and combine the two
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Post by Laliana »

K, now that it's over, I think we need a poll to see how many of you men actually got "Steak and a BJ" and how many ended up with "pizza and a handjob" :P
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Got a handjob n hamburgers .. :D
But hell, I had to make the hamburgers myself..



















Who am I kidding ...gave myself the handjob too .. Damn the wife for being sick. :cry:
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Well, at least I got steak.
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I don't find blow jobs are rare enough to warrent their own holiday. They should have 3-some day instead, where women are encouraged to indulge in their bi-sexual fantasies and toss thier boyfriend/husband in the mix. That would be sweet.
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Fairweather Pure wrote:I don't find blow jobs are rare enough to warrent their own holiday. They should have 3-some day instead, where women are encouraged to indulge in their bi-sexual fantasies and toss thier boyfriend/husband in the mix. That would be sweet.

I think you are on to something there Fairweather
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A holiday worth celebrating indeed.
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Post by Trek »

That is a holiday I could get into. Hmm gonna make me a shirt!
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Fairweather Pure wrote:I don't find blow jobs are rare enough to warrent their own holiday.
I am guessing that you aren't married.

I really like your idea though. :twisted:
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Pyrella hit the nail right on the head.
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