Why is that Guru?Gurugurumaki wrote:This whole thread makes me want to VOMIT, carry on~
Let's talk about sex, baby.
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I've been practicing...but I'm taking small steps...by practicing I just mean trying to talk to a girl, I don't mean using lines and such, I'll never use a line....it's not my style. If I complement you on your eyes or tan or something, I mean it.
Speaking of the gay line....On Thursday I went to "The Blue Note" perhaps Kilmoll and Ravvenn know of that club...anyway some guy I didn't meet until that night came with our group. I think everyone else knew him from school or work etc....anyway he was hitting on these 2 girls...they say they will party with him if he buys them cocaine...well so that was a bust...so he just walks over to these other 2 girls and starts talking almost immediately, kinda impressive to someone shy like myself...it didn't seem to be going well for him there either...but then he uses the line "I'm Bi-Sexual" haha, everyone in our group heard it, I felt bad for him because they all started to tease him..and the girls weren't impressed either, but he just calmly says to me as we are leaving the bar "well I had to try"...I shook that dudes hand....he definately gets an "A" for effort. I can't even hardly talk to a girl if she is staring at me and smiling...this dude approaches girls 2 at a time and is willing to toss all dignity out the window at the drop of a dime. Dude cracked me up.
I don't think you need maintenance masterbation, If you don't whack it won't you just have a wet dream? Granted I'd rather control when I release....I don't want to change the sheets every damn day.
I like cake, I hate icing....I'd rather have pie.
Don't read into that...it's not a metaphor.
Speaking of the gay line....On Thursday I went to "The Blue Note" perhaps Kilmoll and Ravvenn know of that club...anyway some guy I didn't meet until that night came with our group. I think everyone else knew him from school or work etc....anyway he was hitting on these 2 girls...they say they will party with him if he buys them cocaine...well so that was a bust...so he just walks over to these other 2 girls and starts talking almost immediately, kinda impressive to someone shy like myself...it didn't seem to be going well for him there either...but then he uses the line "I'm Bi-Sexual" haha, everyone in our group heard it, I felt bad for him because they all started to tease him..and the girls weren't impressed either, but he just calmly says to me as we are leaving the bar "well I had to try"...I shook that dudes hand....he definately gets an "A" for effort. I can't even hardly talk to a girl if she is staring at me and smiling...this dude approaches girls 2 at a time and is willing to toss all dignity out the window at the drop of a dime. Dude cracked me up.
I don't think you need maintenance masterbation, If you don't whack it won't you just have a wet dream? Granted I'd rather control when I release....I don't want to change the sheets every damn day.
I like cake, I hate icing....I'd rather have pie.
Don't read into that...it's not a metaphor.
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Also I agree with Fairweather....this forum is Anon. It's probably one of the best places he can safely ask this question, especially since i htink I heard he lost his account to a hack or something....I mean he has nothing to lose by asking here and he got some good opinions.
I frequently ask things here about shooting ranges, girls, things to do, drinkng games.....this board is basically a bunch of random people around age 20-30 with similar interests to your own. That being said I respect your opinions on things OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more than possibly even my IRL friends opinions....why? Because you guys won't try and spare my feelings as much...sure some of you might, but a few peope will rip into me no matter what.
Granted relationship or sex advice from this group is maybe not the best topic because most EQ players don't leave thier keyboard except to order a pizza or grab a coke....but still...we were like that too, we identify with eachother.
Computer hardware advice like on which video card is best or upcomming games is a strong topic amongst us and we would get better advice on that topic, but the others are still answered decently...you ask 100 people someone will say something intelligent. Like Kilmoll helped me on the shooting range deal...he specifically told me of a shooting range in my area that rents....I went there 2x last week and I have 2 more trips planned. And someone mentioned devastation Uno as a party game, I'm going to give it a shot soon, monica already bought uno cards.....
I frequently ask things here about shooting ranges, girls, things to do, drinkng games.....this board is basically a bunch of random people around age 20-30 with similar interests to your own. That being said I respect your opinions on things OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more than possibly even my IRL friends opinions....why? Because you guys won't try and spare my feelings as much...sure some of you might, but a few peope will rip into me no matter what.
Granted relationship or sex advice from this group is maybe not the best topic because most EQ players don't leave thier keyboard except to order a pizza or grab a coke....but still...we were like that too, we identify with eachother.
Computer hardware advice like on which video card is best or upcomming games is a strong topic amongst us and we would get better advice on that topic, but the others are still answered decently...you ask 100 people someone will say something intelligent. Like Kilmoll helped me on the shooting range deal...he specifically told me of a shooting range in my area that rents....I went there 2x last week and I have 2 more trips planned. And someone mentioned devastation Uno as a party game, I'm going to give it a shot soon, monica already bought uno cards.....
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Pils.... Life is 50/50 bro.....
You have a 50/50 shot if you atleast try to talk to them
You have a 0/0 shot if you dont
Life is too short, fuck it and go for it. (Never use pick up lines, heh)
Although, I met my ex-gf by using a line. There was a discussion about dick sizes at the bar and I spouted off "It's not very big around, but it's short". I bagged her....lol
You have a 50/50 shot if you atleast try to talk to them
You have a 0/0 shot if you dont
Life is too short, fuck it and go for it. (Never use pick up lines, heh)
Although, I met my ex-gf by using a line. There was a discussion about dick sizes at the bar and I spouted off "It's not very big around, but it's short". I bagged her....lol
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/agree Mort
You won't have sex with 100% of the women you don't ask.
Sex life is a war of attrition for males. I found that OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of guys would blitzkrieg the local female population, eventually they got they're fill, or they're ego finally got crushed, where they would be side-lined till the ego was regen'd enough to make war once again.
Always seemed like so much work
You won't have sex with 100% of the women you don't ask.
Sex life is a war of attrition for males. I found that OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of guys would blitzkrieg the local female population, eventually they got they're fill, or they're ego finally got crushed, where they would be side-lined till the ego was regen'd enough to make war once again.
Always seemed like so much work
hmm...
so you dont want or crave sex?
hmmm...
Let me put my Dr Samo gear on.....
hmmm....
Bro try this:
get a pic of a playboy model and a pic of Drolgin.
Now did you pop a boner at seeing the playboy model to the point where you wanna poke a hole thru the paper? If so then maybe you just dont get turned on by the chicks around you. lolololol
If you popped a boner at seeing Drolgin's pic...then i cant help you lololol talk to one of these other guys on this thread that prolly went thru that experience before...lololol
all kidding aside, just be patient bro. That day will come when you get hit by that pop a boner bug and then let nature take its course lololol
some get that pop a boner bug when dancing close to a chick on a slow song and they start feeling her body up close. Some get it when a chick brushes up on them lololol
either way you'll get that desire. whether it be for another chick, dude, neighbor's cat, blow-up doll, or your right hand...who knows...it'll come though
and dont force yourself or rush into anything if you're not ready, especially if you're drinking.
each alcohol drink can improve a chick's look by 10 points lololol
you might end up with an ugly chick when you sober up and regret it for the rest of your life.
man everytime i look at my brother's family i think thats a good example lololol
ok the doc is outta here.
The Samo has left the building....
so you dont want or crave sex?
hmmm...
Let me put my Dr Samo gear on.....
hmmm....
Bro try this:
get a pic of a playboy model and a pic of Drolgin.
Now did you pop a boner at seeing the playboy model to the point where you wanna poke a hole thru the paper? If so then maybe you just dont get turned on by the chicks around you. lolololol
If you popped a boner at seeing Drolgin's pic...then i cant help you lololol talk to one of these other guys on this thread that prolly went thru that experience before...lololol
all kidding aside, just be patient bro. That day will come when you get hit by that pop a boner bug and then let nature take its course lololol
some get that pop a boner bug when dancing close to a chick on a slow song and they start feeling her body up close. Some get it when a chick brushes up on them lololol
either way you'll get that desire. whether it be for another chick, dude, neighbor's cat, blow-up doll, or your right hand...who knows...it'll come though
and dont force yourself or rush into anything if you're not ready, especially if you're drinking.
each alcohol drink can improve a chick's look by 10 points lololol
you might end up with an ugly chick when you sober up and regret it for the rest of your life.
man everytime i look at my brother's family i think thats a good example lololol
ok the doc is outta here.
The Samo has left the building....
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