Redneck Hedonistic Roommates Update

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » March 17, 2003, 5:47 pm

Welp, it looks like one of my roomates decided to mow the lawn drunk.

He failed to get the beer cans out of the yard before mowing.

The lawnmower shredded a can into slices and then kicked the shards directly into his shin.

Bloody fertilizer.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 17, 2003, 5:48 pm

Texas has grass?

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » March 17, 2003, 5:49 pm

Sadly, bigger and better grass yes.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 17, 2003, 5:53 pm

where's the hedonism? I was expecting a wild orgy of unprotected sex between cousins at a family reunion.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » March 17, 2003, 5:55 pm

Holy shit that sounds painful.

Quick pour some beer on it to disinfect...

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 17, 2003, 5:55 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:where's the hedonism? I was expecting a wild orgy of unprotected sex between cousins at a family reunion.

Thats West Virginia...I'm sure Shaerra could comment on that.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 17, 2003, 5:58 pm

Animalor wrote:Holy shit that sounds painful.

Quick pour some beer on it to disinfect...

i would recommend making a poultice out of Skoal.

should stop the bleeding rapidly.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » March 17, 2003, 6:28 pm

Well I've told stories about these guys before, such as the women's underwear and beer can christmas tree in our front yard *still there* thus the hedonistic descriptor.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 17, 2003, 6:31 pm

The Redneck Roommate stories are one of my favorite Veeshan Vault features!

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » March 17, 2003, 7:05 pm

I just took down santa, but my little fake tree is still up....I just don't know what to put where it is...I moved here around Thanksgiving...bought a new entertainment center with 2 side things with glass enclosures...I have nothing to put in the one I put that tree in.

It looks nice, just a little dated...by like 3 months.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 17, 2003, 8:25 pm

Yo, Guru.

We don't fuck our cousins in WV.
We have cattle for that.
If you've seen our cousins, you wouldn't want to either.

I live in a region with many not so bad looking women.. probably a byproudct of living the width of a river away from ohio. =p

Tkx much.