checking the yellow pages...

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 4, 2003, 7:58 am

Does anyone recognize an ogre warrior named Smushums? I was grouped with the guy tonight and he was really evasive about questions regarding his gear that he was flashing. I seem to recall a post labeling him as an ebayer a while back, but I'm most definately not sure. Morbid curiosity drove me to ask, no other reason.

Bojangels · Post by **Bojangels** » March 4, 2003, 8:36 am

I remember him from wayyy back in seb. He was an ogre warrior in PD and he had a Primal Axe, and that's all I remember. Dunno if he ebayed or gave the account to someone.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 4, 2003, 10:22 am

That Bastard always tried to eat my Halfling Druid Teekken. If he didint make any jokes about eating Dwarves or Halflings then im pretty sure its not the same Smushums.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 10:27 am

Cartalas wrote:That Bastard always tried to eat my Halfling Druid Teekken. If he didint make any jokes about eating Dwarves or Halflings then im pretty sure its not the same Smushums.

Oh you were the sorry bastard that gated and left our group hanging in HS with no way out. Now I get it

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 4, 2003, 10:38 am

Masekle wrote:
Cartalas wrote:That Bastard always tried to eat my Halfling Druid Teekken. If he didint make any jokes about eating Dwarves or Halflings then im pretty sure its not the same Smushums.
Oh you were the sorry bastard that gated and left our group hanging in HS with no way out. Now I get it

Yes I did but why dont you tell the whole story!!! Who was the one who got the GM to get me back in there to port your asses out? Hmmm It was me, but if I would of know what a Dick you were I should of left your ass down there.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 10:49 am

That mustve been another group. we wiped and Catt was bound at the Seb bubble she ran all the way there rezzed us and you gated leaving me and the rogue with no way out we managed to get a druid to come get us. never contacted a GM didnt even think about that. The only reason I remember it at all was the hours we spent asking every druid on the server to come get us not many had a HS key at the time. LOL no worries

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 4, 2003, 10:51 am

Can there be any post that doesn't include drama from Mr. letsmakethemessageboardshappyhappyjoyjoy?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 4, 2003, 10:56 am

Masekle wrote:That mustve been another group. we wiped and Catt was bound at the Seb bubble she ran all the way there rezzed us and you gated leaving me and the rogue with no way out we managed to get a druid to come get us. never contacted a GM didnt even think about that. The only reason I remember it at all was the hours we spent asking every druid on the server to come get us not many had a HS key at the time. LOL no worries

Hmmm I doubt it happened that way because
1. I wouldnt of left you there without asking you if you wanted to leave.
2. A simple Tell would of been nice something along the lines of " Hey you left us here can you come get us."
3. But if I remember the encounter It was all squared away that day and someone said for us to go ahead and gate.-

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 11:22 am

Sabek wrote:Can there be any post that doesn't include drama from Mr. letsmakethemessageboardshappyhappyjoyjoy?

I enjoy rebuttal and lotsa shit. If you need to concieve what I am saying as "letsmakethemessageboardshappyhappyjoyjoy". Thats something you have to deal with on your own level.

I can sit around the card table and joust with the best of em.

If you will notice in that screenshot That Atokal posted I was LOL when I sent him the "hiney" statement.

I can joke I can fight back I can laugh. But.... When I get that "look" in my eye, the wrinkled brow and flinching jaw muscles its time to take cover. But you will never see that because your face is buried in my "button fly"

STFU its for you.....use it =)

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 11:28 am

well Cartalas it was a long long time ago. I dont know about you but it was like our first trip there and we were pretty retarded, getting wiped in like the first few minutes. Or some n00b shit and I think you were pretty pissed off, understandably though. Its all good I was just joking. I never hold a grudge longer than 2 years =)

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 4, 2003, 11:38 am

Masekle wrote:well Cartalas it was a long long time ago. I dont know about you but it was like our first trip there and we were pretty retarded, getting wiped in like the first few minutes. Or some n00b shit and I think you were pretty pissed off, understandably though. Its all good I was just joking. I never hold a grudge longer than 2 years =)

Oh Shit this was a year and a half ago

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 4, 2003, 11:51 am

Masekle wrote:But you will never see that because your face is buried in my "button fly"

What's this fetish you have for for "hot man sexor"? Every freaking post you make ends up you with you wishing you had some guy sucking your dick. I will stick to the ladies. And for the last time NO MEANS NO.
Maybe you could could checkout http://www.fleshlight.com and close your eyes and imagine its a man sucking your dick.

If it's not a fetish then get some new fucking material, because just coming up with "clever" was to infer a guy is sucking your dick != 1337 flaming.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » March 4, 2003, 11:54 am

Sabek wrote:
Masekle wrote:But you will never see that because your face is buried in my "button fly"
What's this fetish you have for for "hot man sexor"? Every freaking post you make ends up you with you wishing you had some guy sucking your dick.

It's all because while he was in prison, someone 'bigger' than him made him 'his bitch' and now he has this insane urge to try and make someone else online his bitch, because it fills some sort of void.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 4, 2003, 11:58 am

I think you have something there Kguku.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 12:42 pm

Sabek wrote:
Masekle wrote:But you will never see that because your face is buried in my "button fly"
What's this fetish you have for for "hot man sexor"? Every freaking post you make ends up you with you wishing you had some guy sucking your dick. I will stick to the ladies. And for the last time NO MEANS NO.
Maybe you could could checkout http://www.fleshlight.com and close your eyes and imagine its a man sucking your dick.

If it's not a fetish then get some new fucking material, because just coming up with "clever" was to infer a guy is sucking your dick != 1337 flaming.

How do I know you are a man? you talk like a girl. and are subject to the kneeling position otherwise STFU =)

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 4, 2003, 1:28 pm

Masekle wrote:
Sabek wrote:
Masekle wrote:But you will never see that because your face is buried in my "button fly"
What's this fetish you have for for "hot man sexor"? Every freaking post you make ends up you with you wishing you had some guy sucking your dick. I will stick to the ladies. And for the last time NO MEANS NO.
Maybe you could could checkout http://www.fleshlight.com and close your eyes and imagine its a man sucking your dick.

If it's not a fetish then get some new fucking material, because just coming up with "clever" was to infer a guy is sucking your dick != 1337 flaming.
How do I know you are a man? you talk like a girl. and are subject to the kneeling position otherwise STFU =)

Again with homosexual stuff. So you are saying you don't mind a guy swinging from your nutsack? Again NO MEANS NO. Try a woman sometime you might actually like it. I know you have some deep seeded desire have prison man sex, but again I am not your lizard.

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » March 4, 2003, 3:50 pm

Masekle I have a serious question for you.

Are you a complete fucking idiot or do you ruin every topic you post in on purpose.

Maddux · Post by **Maddux** » March 4, 2003, 4:32 pm

Sabek wrote:I know you have some deep seeded desire have prison man sex, but again I am not your lizard. I belong to Maddux

!

I KNEW IT!

My Biatch has come home. Welcome back Baby

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 4, 2003, 5:48 pm

Maddux wrote:
Sabek wrote:I know you have some deep seeded desire have prison man sex, but again I am not your lizard. I belong to Maddux
!

I KNEW IT!

My Biatch has come home. Welcome back Baby

HAR!
Some bard been twisting my words.

Maddux · Post by **Maddux** » March 4, 2003, 7:24 pm

Sabek wrote:
Maddux wrote:
Sabek wrote:I know you have some deep seeded desire have prison man sex, but again I am not your lizard. I belong to Maddux
!

I KNEW IT!

My Biatch has come home. Welcome back Baby
HAR!
Some bard been twisting my words.

Its clear to everyone, under Sabek wrote, it says 'I belong to Maddux.'

U Think I have ub0r haxx0rs SkiLz?

No way to manipulate the quote system. Its tougher then Ft. Knox.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 4, 2003, 7:48 pm

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 7:54 pm

Denadeb wrote:Masekle I have a serious question for you.

Are you a complete fucking idiot or do you ruin every topic you post in on purpose.

I have a question for you. Do you actually read threads or do you just look at the highlights WTF somebody fucks with me I FUCK BACK.

Now... Go fuck yourself. =)

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 7:56 pm

Sabek wrote:
Masekle wrote:
Sabek wrote:
Masekle wrote:But you will never see that because your face is buried in my "button fly"
What's this fetish you have for for "hot man sexor"? Every freaking post you make ends up you with you wishing you had some guy sucking your dick. I will stick to the ladies. And for the last time NO MEANS NO.
Maybe you could could checkout http://www.fleshlight.com and close your eyes and imagine its a man sucking your dick.

If it's not a fetish then get some new fucking material, because just coming up with "clever" was to infer a guy is sucking your dick != 1337 flaming.
How do I know you are a man? you talk like a girl. and are subject to the kneeling position otherwise STFU =)
Again with homosexual stuff. So you are saying you don't mind a guy swinging from your nutsack? Again NO MEANS NO. Try a woman sometime you might actually like it. I know you have some deep seeded desire have prison man sex, but again I am not your lizard.

When you turned out the lights, I couldnt tell if your lips were any softer than the next door nieghbors wifes.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 4, 2003, 8:02 pm

Masekle wrote:
Sabek wrote:
Masekle wrote:
Sabek wrote:
Masekle wrote:But you will never see that because your face is buried in my "button fly"
What's this fetish you have for for "hot man sexor"? Every freaking post you make ends up you with you wishing you had some guy sucking your dick. I will stick to the ladies. And for the last time NO MEANS NO.
Maybe you could could checkout http://www.fleshlight.com and close your eyes and imagine its a man sucking your dick.

If it's not a fetish then get some new fucking material, because just coming up with "clever" was to infer a guy is sucking your dick != 1337 flaming.
How do I know you are a man? you talk like a girl. and are subject to the kneeling position otherwise STFU =)
Again with homosexual stuff. So you are saying you don't mind a guy swinging from your nutsack? Again NO MEANS NO. Try a woman sometime you might actually like it. I know you have some deep seeded desire have prison man sex, but again I am not your lizard.
When you turned out the lights, I couldnt tell if your lips were any softer than the next door nieghbors wifes.

So then you are ok with a guy sucking your dick and you being gay as long as you close your eyes?
You have some issues.
But again no I am not into hot man sexor, not even if you get a mangina. Find someone else who is into that or stick that shit in a hole in a tree or something. Maybe find a sheep or some other barn yard animal.
Just leave me out of that shit. NO MEANS NO.

And BTW find a new freaking flame, your flames are weak and getting old.

Maddux · Post by **Maddux** » March 4, 2003, 8:04 pm

Kind of takes the fun out of my harmless Homo Banter, with Masengail's real desire for Lizard love.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 4, 2003, 8:06 pm

Maddux wrote:Kind of takes the fun out of my harmless Homo Banter, with Masengail's real desire for Lizard love.

Nothing feels Finer then a Lizard in your Hinder in the Morning
( Sung to the tune of Nothing could be Finer then to be in Carolina in the Morning)

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » March 4, 2003, 8:13 pm

Last I checked you dumb fuck you posted something that had no point in being in this thread. I also don't see anyone befre that post saying shit about you or to you. Now for gods sake try pulling your damn head out of your ass long enough to post something that A. makes sense or B. is relivent to the god damn subject.

Oh and for the love of god take your I'm a big man shit and shove that shit up your ass because I doubt anyone here is worried about how fucking much you weigh or how many times you kicked some high school kids ass.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 8:14 pm

If you look up there I was having an almost HUMAN conversation with Cartalas you piped in and attacked me in usual form. I then gave you some insight into my opinion of your opinion.

After which I directed you to the SUCK my COCK line

Somehow you feel the need to animately deny that you are a Cock-Sucker .

I have never had my cock sucked by a man. But as I said for all I know You could be a woman.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » March 4, 2003, 8:15 pm

Denadeb wrote:Last I checked you dumb fuck you posted something that had no point in being in this thread. I also don't see anyone befre that post saying shit about you or to you. Now for gods sake try pulling your damn head out of your ass long enough to post something that A. makes sense or B. is relivent to the god damn subject.

Oh and for the love of god take your I'm a big man shit and shove that shit up your ass because I doubt anyone here is worried about how fucking much you weigh or how many times you kicked some high school kids ass.

The line forms behind Sabek, move along pussy

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » March 4, 2003, 8:19 pm

Hey guys it was just a song " Sing it its kinda catchy"