The breakfast of champions....

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 24, 2003, 10:59 am

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

Not much more to add other than I felt my arteries clogging up just reading about the thing...

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » February 24, 2003, 11:11 am

Hmmmm Maybe thats just a snack for the Giant Maskle

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » February 24, 2003, 11:13 am

That looks great on the box but when they really cooked that thing it looked gross. I'd rather make it myself. Besides, I hate microwave food for the most part.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 24, 2003, 11:36 am

It's called the 'Hungry Man All Day Breakfast,' and it's threatening to turn people into manatees.

This sort of food killed off all the men on my Mom's side of the family, I'll pass

Where else could you get 231% of your daily cholesterol and 104% of your daily saturated fat on one handy microwavable package?

Pork, the Alabama diet

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 24, 2003, 11:51 am

vodka martini = breakfast of champions

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 24, 2003, 12:05 pm

... Swanson's new breakfast takes it to a level which previously could only be achieved by eating entire alternate universes made only of prosciutto.

Post by **Xouqoa** » February 24, 2003, 12:30 pm

kurzweil · Post by **kurzweil** » February 24, 2003, 2:50 pm

Powerbar, gently warmed on top of a computer monitor.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 24, 2003, 3:05 pm

my god this looks terrible

my dog would eat it though

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 24, 2003, 3:06 pm

Ennia wrote:my god this looks terrible

my dog would eat it though

I wouldn't feed it to my neighbors walking, barking shitlog of a dog. Disgusting.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » February 24, 2003, 3:11 pm

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 24, 2003, 3:12 pm

I wouldn't feed it to my dog, just saying she'd eat it
she'll eat anything that is somewhat cooked, for some reason she doesn't know what to do with raw meat heh

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » February 24, 2003, 3:29 pm

Haha, "Over 1LB. of food". What a selling point.

The back of the box should read, "I know what I like, and I'd like to die before I'm 30".

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 24, 2003, 3:37 pm

Vezot · Post by **Vezot** » February 24, 2003, 5:52 pm

Aabidano, lol i like your sig. you got it from my retarted trading post. lol