It was announced today that Canada

Neost · Post by **Neost** » February 20, 2003, 7:03 pm

It was announced today that Canada is now prepared to help the U.S. in it's war against terrorism. They have promised to commit 2 of their largest battleships, 6000 armed troops and 600 fighter jets.

However, after the exchange rate, that comes down to a canoe, 2 Mounties and a flying squirrel.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » February 20, 2003, 7:07 pm

Well if thats not enough for you, then fuck off and be happy drinking your Miller-Lite-watered-down-piss beer!!! We'll stay home with the good stuff (instead of bringing it to the party and sharing like good neighbours)!!!

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 20, 2003, 7:07 pm

Don't forget the pack meese.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 20, 2003, 7:12 pm

Wulfran wrote:Well if thats not enough for you, then fuck off and be happy drinking your Miller-Lite-watered-down-piss beer!!! We'll stay home with the good stuff (instead of bringing it to the party and sharing like good neighbours)!!!

I see your Miller Lite and raise you a Labatt Bleue.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 20, 2003, 7:12 pm

If you were serious about the first part Neo, then that is very good news, if it ends up coming to that.

Neost · Post by **Neost** » February 20, 2003, 7:16 pm

Personally, I have no doubt that the Canadian government will lend support just as they always have. Their interests do lie pretty closely with the US's.

But it's a joke guys. Someone IM'ed it to me and I spewed coffee all over my keyboard and monitor.

Taly · Post by **Taly** » February 20, 2003, 7:19 pm

I just don't understand why people have to make jokes about this crap.
I was playing UNREAL and some guy comes in with the name of TERRORIST and seeing this other stuff like up top is just revolting.

This is nothing to laugh at or about.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » February 20, 2003, 7:25 pm

Wulfran wrote:Well if thats not enough for you, then fuck off and be happy drinking your Miller-Lite-watered-down-piss beer!!! We'll stay home with the good stuff (instead of bringing it to the party and sharing like good neighbours)!!!

Molson and Labatt are not "the good stuff." The good stuff comes from Belgium, Germany, and the Czech Republic. Some of it's even reasonably priced these days.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 20, 2003, 7:28 pm

From the trappist monks at Scourmont Abbey, Belgium. Truly, the nectar of the gods.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 20, 2003, 7:28 pm

Wrong. The good stuff comes from Ireland, is black, and is properly consumed with a fork!

Millie · Post by **Millie** » February 20, 2003, 7:29 pm

Pahreyia wrote:

From the trappist monks at Scourmont Abbey, Belgium. Truly, the nectar of the gods.

You have damned good taste. Orval is another great brew, and also made by Belgian trappist monks.

Edit: Guinness is fine stuff, but I wouldn't rank it up there with the world's "best." It's the best affordable beer; I'll put it that way. And the Guinness you drink in Ireland is 10x better than the Guinness they export to the U.S.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 20, 2003, 7:29 pm

A very close second Masteen. Excellent call.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » February 20, 2003, 7:38 pm

masteen wrote:Wrong. The good stuff comes from Ireland, is black, and is properly consumed with a fork!

Amen my friend. Much

for you.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » February 20, 2003, 7:55 pm

Millie, did I say Molson and Labatt's? I mean it's better than a lot of the shite made in the US but thats not saying much

Personally I prefer the stuff like Granville Island, Bigrock and Sleeman's

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » February 20, 2003, 10:27 pm

Sleeman's Platinum > All other Canadian Beer

Vezot · Post by **Vezot** » February 21, 2003, 12:50 am

My gizzle > everything on this earth

Neost · Post by **Neost** » February 21, 2003, 1:21 am

There is humor in most anything. If you can't find it, you are lost.

As if this were the place to take ANYTHING seriously.

pfffftttt...

Quarkk · Post by **Quarkk** » February 21, 2003, 3:43 am

Lighten up! It's only a joke, take it as such!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » February 21, 2003, 8:42 am

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Zeilya · Post by **Zeilya** » February 24, 2003, 7:33 am

http://www.canadianembassy.org/trade/wltr-en.asp

http://www.nzz.ch/english/background/20 ... anada.html

http://www.state.gov/e/rls/rm/2002/11311.htm

"Canada is our leading supplier of imported natural gas, electricity and oil. All three flow across the border in both directions. The Canadian energy sector is harvesting the enormous potential of its heavy oil reserves, which are already on stream at close to 600,000 barrels per day and whose full potential anchors Canada as a pillar of North American energy security. World-scale oil and natural gas projects are also underway in Atlantic Canada, which is now the fastest growing source of natural gas, by pipeline, for New England. Canada's vast resources, market based energy policies, and our interconnected energy infrastructures, contribute significantly to U.S. energy security and to the shared economic health of our two nations."

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 24, 2003, 8:06 am

Ebumar wrote:PAH, BEST AVATAR EVER!~

You have no idea how many PMs I've gotten on this avatar. I love it!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 24, 2003, 8:49 am

Zeilya wrote:http://www.canadianembassy.org/trade/wltr-en.asp

http://www.nzz.ch/english/background/20 ... anada.html

http://www.state.gov/e/rls/rm/2002/11311.htm

"Canada is our leading supplier of imported natural gas, electricity and oil. All three flow across the border in both directions. The Canadian energy sector is harvesting the enormous potential of its heavy oil reserves, which are already on stream at close to 600,000 barrels per day and whose full potential anchors Canada as a pillar of North American energy security. World-scale oil and natural gas projects are also underway in Atlantic Canada, which is now the fastest growing source of natural gas, by pipeline, for New England. Canada's vast resources, market based energy policies, and our interconnected energy infrastructures, contribute significantly to U.S. energy security and to the shared economic health of our two nations."

Don't tell Bush or he will add us to the axis of evil and announce the Jean Cretien is an evil madman who must be stopped before liberty freedom is taken away by the Canadian aggresor.