A guy by the name of John is sitting in the bar having a drink when an old friend (Larry) comes into the bar and notices him. As he walks over he sees that his John is somewhat depressed looking. He asks him how come hes so depressed and John replies, "well i just got married".
Larry: "Well thats good, congratulations."
John: "No, not really... Shes a bitch"
Larry: "bleh, thats no good"
John: "It's not bad, shes filthy rich"
Larry: "Way to go, you nailed a good one!"
John: "Sort of, she doesnt let me spend a dime of it"
Larry: "greedy bitch!"
John: "She did buy a mansion though"
Larry: "DAMN! That has to be nice!"
John: "No, it burnt down yesterday"
Larry: "Ohh my, that's horrible"
John: "No, she was in it!
Thats too bad
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