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Your lack of common sense and your "typical" right wing premature ejaculation is what got you rocked. If you want a bigger cock than mine maybe something artificial would suffice...

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less talk about the size of hammerstupid's asshole plz


(tho its probably huge)
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Xyun wrote:Hammer, even if you're right, even if this guy does know teh location of the l33t Iraqi weapons arsenal hidden underground in the middle of the desert and we find it, even if we wage a successful war with no casualties on either side and Saddam and his entire family and network are ousted or killed, even if Bush Jr. wins and goes 2 terms and is heralded as one of the greatest presidents in American history, you will still be a complete fucking reject. Nothing you say or do will change the fact that you are just another shitstain on dubya's rectum, clinging to it with dear life and hoping that you can remain there forever. Now shut the fuck up child or I'll spread your asshole even wider.
Xyun you hang around these topics like stink on shit, offering nothing but pointless drivel and weak flames. As to widening someones asshole I suggest you put that prodigious penis of yours to good use and stuff it into Kyoukans stink hole. Hopefully you will rip the fucking midget in half and be charged with murder. Then we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief.

Now kindly fuck off tard. :twisted:
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Assholes not beeing big enough to fill, midgets, retards, and juat plain stupidty. Havn't laughed this hard at work in awhile keep it up. :twisted:
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[quote="Forthe
100% pure retard.[/quote]

You sir are 100% concentrated retard, just add a topic, and the full flavor of your stupidity comes to the surface.

Shut your hole junior there comes a time in everyones life when they should realize they are completely in over their head. You past that mark with your first post on these boards.
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miir wrote:So tell me, why are they not supporting it?
Because the UN has Arabic members it would rather not piss off? They're giving Iraq every chance to comply, so that when we start carpet bombing Bagdad the UN will still look like a fairly impartial entity. Please tell me you're not this stupid and are just trolling for flames.
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Please tell me you are talking about me Toke. If I am in over my head its from all the bullshit you spew.
I am sorry if I bruised your mighty ego with calling bullshit when bullshit needed to be called.

Or is this one member of "The Gheyness Dorf Brigade of Kaladim" jumping to support the cavernous ass of another memeber?
Are you offended because people laughed when hammer slammed himself by saying you would need a big dick to stretch his asshole, or did you want to keep the size of hammer's asshole your own personal secret?
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I AM GOING TO HAVE VERY BAD NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
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We may never really know how large Hammers asshole really is. Word has it they dont make micrometers that large.
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We may never really know how large Hammers asshole really is. Word has it they dont make micrometers that large.
Hire a survey crew? :twisted:

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kyoukan type-R wrote:I AM GOING TO HAVE VERY BAD NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
There is no escaping the Nothing..
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Atokal wrote:[quote="Forthe
100% pure retard.[ /quote]

You sir are 100% concentrated retard, just add a topic, and the full flavor of your stupidity comes to the surface.

Shut your hole junior there comes a time in everyones life when they should realize they are completely in over their head. You past that mark with your first post on these boards.
Do you ever proofread or at least preview before posting? Seriously try it out, you won't look as dumb as you really are. Your edit button needs a vacation!

Its quite obvious you and the large asshole guy have some recessive genes in common.
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Hum I wonder if anyone can compair to the vast void that both there assholes amount too.
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Denadeb wrote:Hum I wonder if anyone can compair to the vast void that both there assholes amount too.
Har!
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Well at least we know hammer's asshole is big enough to fit toker's head.
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Xyun wrote:Well at least we know hammer's asshole is big enough to fit toker's head.
like that was ever seriously in question.
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Forthe wrote:
Atokal wrote:[quote="Forthe
100% pure retard.[ /quote]

You sir are 100% concentrated retard, just add a topic, and the full flavor of your stupidity comes to the surface.

Shut your hole junior there comes a time in everyones life when they should realize they are completely in over their head. You past that mark with your first post on these boards.
Do you ever proofread or at least preview before posting? Seriously try it out, you won't look as dumb as you really are. Your edit button needs a vacation!

Its quite obvious you and the large asshole guy have some recessive genes in common.
Kindly point out the flaw in the post shithead.

With regards to previewing, editting etc., how about this?

1. Seriously, try it out. You won't look as dumb as you really are.
2. It's quite obvious...

Thus endeth the lesson.
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Atokal wrote:[quote="Forthe
100% pure retard./quote]
I think Forthe was refering to fact that you seemed unable to handle the delicate intricacies of the PhpBB quoting system.
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Post by Ajran »

Atokal wrote:
Forthe wrote:
Atokal wrote:[quote="Forthe
100% pure retard.[ /quote]

You past that mark with your first post on these boards.
Do you ever proofread or at least preview before posting? Seriously try it out, you won't look as dumb as you really are. Your edit button needs a vacation!

Its quite obvious you and the large asshole guy have some recessive genes in common.
Kindly point out the flaw in the post shithead.

With regards to previewing, editting etc., how about this?

1. Seriously, try it out. You won't look as dumb as you really are.
2. It's quite obvious...

Thus endeth the lesson.
could be that to..
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