Valentine's questions for men

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 3, 2003, 9:34 pm

Valentine's craze is here, wherever you turn you see red hearts and what not. Turn on the radio or TV and every third commercial is some jeweler luring guys in to buy diamonds for their women.

Well, my question is what do you get a guy for Valentine's? About a week ago I heard a top ten list of what to get a guy. It was a bulshit list. I call it bulshit because it didn't have real stuff that men really want. It was like a PG 13 list. Flowers, more "I love you", subscription to Playboy and some other crap that I don't even remember. Even the girl who found and read that list on air thought it was a strange list.

Question #1 Is a blow job not sufficient gift for a guy anymore? I don't know one guy who would ask for flowers for Valentine's day but I know a few who would never turn down a membership to Blow job of a month club

Question #2 What would you like to get on the 14th?

Post by **Xouqoa** » February 3, 2003, 9:36 pm

I would like a girlfriend wrapped in nothing but a red ribbon for Valentine's day. This would also be sufficient for christmas.

retiredwikit · Post by **retiredwikit** » February 3, 2003, 9:41 pm

I agree with Xouqua, but I don't really need anything for Valentines day. I will settle being able to spend the whole day with my girlfriend. I know, I won't turn down a blowjob... but just being with her is enough

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » February 3, 2003, 9:42 pm

A blow job from a woman for Valentines is absolutely an acceptable gift.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » February 3, 2003, 9:42 pm

What Zou said. Add some whipped cream, chocolate syrup, strawberries, bananas and I'll deliver a Happy Ending

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » February 3, 2003, 9:59 pm

You freakin newbies. Having been married for 12 years, I now add the extra footnote of *for as long as I want*....yea. Rookies.

cid · Post by **cid** » February 3, 2003, 9:59 pm

You can always tell a married man. All we ever ask for are blow jobs.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 3, 2003, 10:12 pm

sex in any form.
or a blowjob.

*shrugs*

Acies · Post by **Acies** » February 3, 2003, 10:25 pm

I really hate Valentines day.
I, by nature, do not like being dictated to.
I dislike even more the marketing departments of candy/flower/card stores telling me when it is the best time to show my love for someone.

Honestly, if anything I think I would rather have one of those hand-made valentines with the white lace trim and red construction paper...
Now, Moonshae, she likes Jewels, and so she will likely get just that.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » February 3, 2003, 10:26 pm

I just want a girlfrend

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » February 3, 2003, 10:27 pm

Ennia wrote:Question #1 Is a blow job not sufficient gift for a guy anymore? I don't know one guy who would ask for flowers for Valentine's day but I know a few who would never turn down a membership to Blow job of a month club

Question #2 What would you like to get on the 14th?

1. Nope. Going on 4 years with my girlfriend. Blowjob #1234..... ain't a big thing.

2. <A HREF=http://mirror.ati.com/products/pc/aiw97 ... ml>This</A>

Acies · Post by **Acies** » February 3, 2003, 10:31 pm

Forthe,
Women do not give men gift's on Valentines Day that would take their attention away from them.
However bro, I really hope you set a presedence and get that toy

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » February 3, 2003, 10:46 pm

Valentines should be , Wake up get hummer , GF gets golf clubs ready, Male goes out and plays golf (or game of choice), Guy comes home , Man and woman shower , sex, more sex, Woman makes dinner , ALL is good , Happy V-day

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 3, 2003, 10:55 pm

you give blowjobs so seldomly that they are considered gifts?

for valentine's my fiance likes to dress me up in a school uniform and chase me around the playgr... cologne.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » February 3, 2003, 11:03 pm

Unless he really sucks in bed getting laid really isn't much of a gift because your getting something out of it also (I assume he goes down on you?)

If you don't live together and he has his own pad....clean his house. Have sex with him as per norm...and have breakfast for him in the morning, and I don't mean fruit loops, pancakes, waffles, french toast, toast, bacon, cantaloupe whatever.

If you live together you should be helping him clean it anyway so the cleaning isn't really a gift.

That would be the shit to have the whole house clean incl clean sheets and clothes and tubs etc..and breakfast. Just pretend your the mom on a 1970's era family sit com for half a day. Do any of the stero typical womens roles.

And how much would it cost? $20? He spent more on your appitizer.
Even if you live with him ...if you do all that shit normally...your too good for him, you need a man like me.

Or fuck it, get a nurse outfit...that would do it for me.

P.S. If you find some porn while cleaning. All guys have porn, deal.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » February 3, 2003, 11:13 pm

hehe kyoucan busts out the catholic school girl uniform...

I'm not a pediphile...but damn..I've always found that sexy.

For example winnow from buffy the vampire slayer aka tha band chick from american pie...
http://www.dangermice.com/SCHOOL.jpg

Wow. See that's hot...of course it won't work as well if your stomach isn't tight etc.

Let's turn the tables now....

What do you want?

The standard in the movies is a rose, a nice dinner....some jewelry worth maybe $50-$100, some chocolates...mabe some champagne w/strawberries etc...and some pampering. Is that relatively correct?

I don't have a girlfriend atm, but I'm hoping I do by valentines day, actually I'm going to go out drinking with her in an hour or so (but it's a group deal, and she might not even know I'm going)....now say if we have only been seeing eachother like a week, and aren't even offical yet...wouldn't that be a bit overboard?

I wish I lived in a warmer climate it's a lot more romantic if you don't have to wear a sweater, coat, thermal underwear and stay indoors. OK I'm exagerrating, it's not quite that cold, but you won't see us having lunch in the park, walks down the beach, or any of that shit.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 4, 2003, 12:09 am

I'd have to vote blowjob.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 4, 2003, 12:50 am

this isn't about me, I just thought it's a good topic for you all and a good way for me to get new ideas for "gifts"

after 9 years of marriage we need spicey not pricey gifts, it's sad really but we're at a point in life where all we ever wanted we have or can buy, makes it hard to give presents no matter what the occasion

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » February 4, 2003, 1:03 am

Take him out for a professional basketball game. Have a good evening together where you can hoot and holler. Maybe grab a steak.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » February 4, 2003, 1:07 am

I think Valentine's Day is stupid. I hate Hallmark Holidays. I'd much rather do something special for someone or have something done for me on any old random unexpected day. With Valentine's Day, romance is forced on you, spontaneous or surprise romance is much more fulfilling.

Course I wouldn't turn down a bubble bath, red wine, candlelight, hot sex and some diamonds either. But I am superficial like that

*edit* Female opinion for those that don't know. I know - I am fairly odd in my Hallmark holiday views.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 4, 2003, 1:11 am

cidvicious wrote:You can always tell a married man. All we ever ask for are blow jobs.

yep blow job

yes we really are that base.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 4, 2003, 1:14 am

Adex_Xeda wrote:Take him out for a professional basketball game. Have a good evening together where you can hoot and holler. Maybe grab a steak.

holy crap! thank you!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 4, 2003, 1:40 am

Ennia wrote:
Adex_Xeda wrote:Take him out for a professional basketball game. Have a good evening together where you can hoot and holler. Maybe grab a steak.
holy crap! thank you!

Adex is kinda touchy feely : )

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 4, 2003, 1:54 am

Voronwë wrote:
cidvicious wrote:You can always tell a married man. All we ever ask for are blow jobs.
yep blow job

yes we really are that base.

you two get a room

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 4, 2003, 1:59 am

well i'm not putting out unless somebody buys me dinner!!!!!!!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 4, 2003, 2:08 am

WiLLow from Buffy, not Winnow! God, that's a tragedy and an insult all wrapped up in a big fuck you right there!

Millie · Post by **Millie** » February 4, 2003, 2:41 am

For Valentine's Day, Dregor got me a juicy slice of prime BEEFCAKE!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 4, 2003, 3:19 am

Dregor Thule wrote:WiLLow from Buffy, not Winnow! God, that's a tragedy and an insult all wrapped up in a big fuck you right there!

huh

Karae · Post by **Karae** » February 4, 2003, 3:37 am

Ennia wrote: Question #1 Is a blow job not sufficient gift for a guy anymore? I don't know one guy who would ask for flowers for Valentine's day but I know a few who would never turn down a membership to Blow job of a month club

How often do you give the guy a blowjob ordinarily? If the answer is once every 6 months or more, then a blowjob is probably sufficient. If the answer is 3 or 4 times a day, perhaps you should consider anal.

I think the key is to make it something special, that's what makes a good gift.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » February 4, 2003, 3:40 am

A threesome would make a sufficient V-Day gift. That's assuming you're up for it, and that you're well aware it'll cause jealousy problems in your relationship.

If you're not willing to go that route, at least get a steamy lap dance from a hot stripper while your boyfriend watches. Even if you're not bisexual, the illusion that you are will really raise his flag. That means better sex for you and him. Everybody wins.

cid · Post by **cid** » February 4, 2003, 3:46 am

kyoukan type-R wrote:
Voronwë wrote:
cidvicious wrote:You can always tell a married man. All we ever ask for are blow jobs.
yep blow job

yes we really are that base.
you two get a room

You filming?

If so you must wear the school girl outfit.

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » February 4, 2003, 6:26 am

1) A Blow job

2) Her to get off EverQuest for 5 fucking minutes and let me play!

Mak · Post by **Mak** » February 4, 2003, 6:31 am

cidvicious wrote:You can always tell a married man. All we ever ask for are blow jobs.

/nod

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » February 4, 2003, 7:59 am

For Valentines day I just want lots of presents.

But then again that's because it's my birthday!

SO give me presents!

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » February 4, 2003, 9:22 am

/agree Sirensa, Fuck Valentines Day. It’s such a fuckin bullshit holiday. You wanna know what a guy wants for valentines day? Well here is the 100% gods honest fuckin truth answer. Guys want for Valentines Day for there not to BE A FUCKIN VALENTINES DAY! And if he does then you are dating a homosexual who is in denial. We want to not have to give a dumb fuckin lame present that means absolutely nothing and then we don’t want to get bitched at for forgetting a day that greeting card companys invented so they could make more cash. That is what we fucking want.

Can I get a motherfuckin AMEN?!?

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » February 4, 2003, 9:32 am

TESTIFY!

Lor · Post by **Lor** » February 4, 2003, 9:39 am

Krimson Klaw wrote:You freakin newbies. Having been married for 12 years, I now add the extra footnote of *for as long as I want*....yea. Rookies.

Hahaha As a part of that club (17 years married) I agree with that but with one thing added.... "when I'm done befouling you, GET THE HELL IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!"

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » February 4, 2003, 9:41 am

Guys want for Valentines Day for there not to BE A FUCKIN VALENTINES DAY!

Werd

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 4, 2003, 9:45 am

Dregor: Right on.

And damn she's hot.... tho it'd be really hard to choose.. Willow or Faith. =p

Deward · Post by **Deward** » February 4, 2003, 10:59 am

Amen Brother Brittany!!

I'm married and the last thing I want is too waste time lieing around in bed with my wife(she is still in the snuggle phase). A blowjob wouldn't be a gift for me. Anal maybe since it's rarer to come by.

My wife is going through the same shit about trying to find me something. I don't really want or need anything and she won't buy me computer stuff. I figure I will just have her get me a gift certificate to Menards (Big home improvement store). I can always find something cool there. Men can never have enough tools.

At least women are easy to shop for. Just has to smell good and/or be sparkly and they are happy. You'd be amazed how a card with a stupid made up poem can gain you fuckloads of points though.

Deward

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » February 4, 2003, 11:08 am

My GF and I are doing a mutual gift thingy. We're going to stay the weekend at a casino. She's buying the room, I'm buying food. We're both supplying our own money to throw at the indians (as we say here in Michigan).

When we get back, we're planning to buy a platfom system, each paying for 1/2 and purchasing a game for ourself. We just don't know which system.

Sexual favors as a gift is pretty fucking lame IMO. It just seems kinda petty.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 4, 2003, 11:12 am

Akaran_D wrote:Dregor: Right on.

And damn she's hot.... tho it'd be really hard to choose.. Willow or Faith. =p

Willow for sure, and if you watch Angel I say Fred is a close second.

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » February 4, 2003, 11:17 am

Valentines is like the bad religions , Dig DEEP , Dig Deep into those pockets. Hence all the sex talk here for the day. Oh and yes Willow Ownzors !!!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 4, 2003, 11:54 am

in truth Adex's suggestion was great for a date.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 4, 2003, 12:00 pm

They keep moving angel around, I can't find it's new time slot, damn them. Bad enough I hav eto DL the new episodes of Buffy from Kazaa just to watch them. /rude

But yes. Fred is deffinately "keep it up all night" material.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » February 4, 2003, 12:04 pm

WiLLow from Buffy, not Winnow! God, that's a tragedy and an insult all wrapped up in a big fuck you right there!

Holy crap, my bad.

And Charisma Carpenter is nice too...what's her name on the show? Cordelia?
http://130.94.20.88/charisma/cc000093.jpg

P.S. I just found out the girl I like is...studying to be a nurse. Found that out after the post....lucky me! Anyway I might get to take a woman out on V-day this year...if I can get past the ex-boyfriend's trama he left behind. He must have been a real ass.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 4, 2003, 12:08 pm

A really great gift would be to wake up to a blowjob and then have absolutely no contact whatsoever until the next day. Just go away and let us enjoy a day without guilt or emotion.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 4, 2003, 12:59 pm

Pilsburry wrote:
P.S. I just found out the girl I like is...studying to be a nurse. Found that out after the post....lucky me!

"Did I say two fingers? Better make that three."

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » February 4, 2003, 1:29 pm

LOL Winnow

Soriathus Serpentine · February 4, 2003, 1:30 pm

Hmmmmm........... well since you asked.........

Call me a panzy ass but for the first half of Valentine's I want the same thing women do. See my wife's an artist so I look forward to something heart felt and loving hand made from my wife when I get home on Valentine's. The rest of the evening just to be romantic as possible between the two of us. This year, I plan on taking my wife to a really nice resturant she's never been too with probably the best deserts in town.

Other than that we can either go to sleep snuggly and peaceful or late night adventures of the kinky and exciting veriety. I don't have to ask for anything special because I know either way my wife's gonna suprise me with something interresting.

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