Bunch of crap thread

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » August 30, 2012, 3:52 pm

Such a shitty AMA.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » August 30, 2012, 5:54 pm

He only had 30 minutes.. What sort of questions did you expect he'd respond to?

Spang · Post by **Spang** » August 31, 2012, 3:49 am

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » August 31, 2012, 1:41 pm

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Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » August 31, 2012, 2:37 pm

Aslanna wrote:He only had 30 minutes.. What sort of questions did you expect he'd respond to?

He has all the time in the fucking world. Puppets don't have decisions to make or places to be. Do you really even mean to say that time has anything to do with anything? "Welp gotta go make some tough decisions on who to drone strike next. They really need my input on this one." Give me a fucking break.

I didn't expect anything other than what happened - a bunch of pre-programmed questions and answers. They might as well have copy / pasted the whole fucking thing. And to think that Reddit is smarter than the average murcan. "Oooooh it's Obama omg let's wave wow reddit is awesome we're doing so much good for the world I can't wait to tell facebook what if he answers one of my questions oh boy i think i'll ask him about what he does for fun and what he thinks about miley's hair lol what a great guy i'm definitely gonna vo..... aww that cat sure looks surprised lololol!!"

One of the many legitimate questions which - of fucking course - weren't answered:

Marijuana prohibition has resulted in the arrest of over 20 million Americans since 1965, countless lives ruined and hundreds of billions of tax dollars squandered and yet this policy has still failed to achieve its stated goals of lowering use rates, limiting the drug’s access, and creating safer communities.

Isn’t it time to legalize and regulate marijuana in a manner similar to alcohol? If not, please explain why you feel that the continued criminalization of cannabis will achieve the results in the future that it has never achieved in the past?

The AMA was infuriating for me. It was a reminder of how fucking stupid the people in this country are - how enslaved we are to money / consumption / distraction. Obama puts on his friendly, sociopathic smile and people eat it up like the candy they so desperately need in order to keep their brains on auto-dumbass. Meanwhile, wars continue, prisons fill up, military budget steadily increases, children are mislead, college is expensive and pointless and has a stranglehold on my generation, my neighborhood is filled with shady drug dealers by necessity, and tax cuts for the rich aren't veto'd. The rich get richer and find more efficient ways to fuck the common person while giving nothing back to the consumers they depend on. He says "god bless" and a simpleton sheds a tear. People eat up the distractions and it PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.

It's because life could be a paradise if everybody cared.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » August 31, 2012, 2:54 pm

lol. Someone really peed in your cheerios. It was a PR opportunity more than anything. Anyone who thought he'd get into serious policy discussions in 30 minutes was delusional. Especially with only like 2 months of campaigning left since you know the idiots over on FOX would jump all over the littlest thing.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » August 31, 2012, 3:02 pm

Yeah, my sister was mugged yesterday.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » August 31, 2012, 3:31 pm

Aslanna wrote:lol. Someone really peed in your cheerios.

He's calmer than you are.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » August 31, 2012, 3:38 pm

Leonaerd wrote:Yeah, my sister was mugged yesterday.

Clearly Obama's fault.

Spang wrote:He's calmer than you are.

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » August 31, 2012, 4:27 pm

Aslanna wrote:
Leonaerd wrote:Yeah, my sister was mugged yesterday.
Clearly Obama's fault.

Note: I don't want to imply anything is Obama's fault. Nothing is any president's fault, nor ever has been. They are not even people to me. It is the complacent citizenry who don't care, don't want to care, and are open to exploitation that are at fault. There is nothing that can't be solved by 300 million pitchforks.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » August 31, 2012, 11:57 pm

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 4, 2012, 10:45 pm

wtf?

Spang · Post by **Spang** » October 4, 2012, 3:04 am

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 14, 2012, 8:35 pm

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » October 23, 2012, 6:40 pm

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » October 26, 2012, 1:07 am

9 Billion Pixel photo of the Milky Way's center

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 4, 2012, 5:51 pm

http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com/

I've lived near Berkeley CA, Boston MA and NYC at various times, all could be freak shows in some areas. Wouldn't have expected it in Williamsburg.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 4, 2012, 9:24 pm

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » November 5, 2012, 10:14 am

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 21, 2012, 7:12 am

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 22, 2012, 3:56 am

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 4, 2012, 11:58 pm

Old School Table

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » December 5, 2012, 3:34 pm

15-Year-Old Duchess Of McComb, AL Announces Pregnancy
Ending widespread speculation that the duchess was “sick with something on account of she was throwing up,” McComb palace officials confirmed that Duchess Brandy was three months pregnant....

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 6, 2012, 8:43 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » December 31, 2012, 6:50 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 9, 2013, 3:48 pm

United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins is a thing.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 21, 2013, 6:02 pm

This is a thing, too:

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 31, 2013, 12:29 am

Spang · Post by **Spang** » February 23, 2013, 4:06 pm

Stephen Wiltshire is drawing an 18-foot picture of New York from memory, after just one helicopter ride.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 12, 2013, 10:49 pm

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 13, 2013, 2:04 am

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Veeshanvault has a herpes blister
And it looks like you

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 13, 2013, 2:23 am

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 26, 2013, 4:07 pm

Some crazy guy (if real)

http://gizmodo.com/5992429/crazy-guy-da ... ng-heights

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 26, 2013, 8:12 pm

I think awesome was the word you were looking for.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 2, 2013, 2:42 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 8, 2013, 2:31 pm

OMG, that’s so fucking cool! Someone from the science side of Tumblr needs to come along and tell me what’s going on here!

the bubble is freezing you fucking idiot

thank u science side of tumblr

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 11, 2013, 10:42 pm

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 20, 2013, 9:52 pm

Canadians!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 22, 2013, 11:26 am

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » April 22, 2013, 12:26 pm

62,254,639 views

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 26, 2013, 1:28 am

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Spang · Post by **Spang** » May 14, 2013, 2:49 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » May 23, 2013, 1:13 am

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » May 23, 2013, 9:07 am

Looks like Kwon!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » May 25, 2013, 7:17 pm

A drum major for the University of Michigan marching band leads a line of children in Ann Arbor, Michigan in 1950.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » May 30, 2013, 4:31 am

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 2, 2013, 5:45 am