Deathbed Confession

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » July 15, 2002, 10:21 pm

Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Susan," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said.
"Rest. Shh."
Don't talk."
He was insistent. "Susan," he said in his tired voice. "I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Susan. "everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend, the nanny and all the women at work."
"I know," she replied.
"that's why i poisoned you."

Lexien · Post by **Lexien** » July 16, 2002, 1:56 pm

nasty

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 16, 2002, 2:32 pm

Haha!

dalur · Post by **dalur** » July 16, 2002, 3:25 pm

Haha

Good one.

AdriannLR · Post by **AdriannLR** » July 17, 2002, 3:18 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Aedryn · Post by **Aedryn** » July 18, 2002, 12:43 am

/chuckle

Pacish · Post by **Pacish** » July 18, 2002, 1:10 am

Blathe · Post by **Blathe** » July 18, 2002, 1:48 am

LOL twisted

Fumita · Post by **Fumita** » July 18, 2002, 1:28 pm

lol what fun