More Joe Millionaire

Post by **Sylvus** » January 29, 2003, 6:27 pm

Seems that at least one of the female finalists has a bit of a sordid past herself.

Sarah

And while someone already posted JM's pictures in his underwear, here's the story on it.

Joe Millionaire

I apologize for my obsession with Joe Millionaire, it's just that for some reason I'm utterly spellbound by it. This week was great btw, nothing is better than seeing subtitles writing out *SLURP*.

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 29, 2003, 6:33 pm

that link about Sarah owns.. especially if it's true.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 29, 2003, 6:35 pm

Well tie me up and call me greedy...

Post by **Sylvus** » January 29, 2003, 6:36 pm

Hmm, Xouqoa, guess that tells us a little bit about what you're into.

I was hoping for a bit of nudity myself, but I guess that's what I'm always hoping for.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » January 29, 2003, 6:43 pm

Looks like my wife! WTF

Edit: Except her name is Julie and she usually isnt smiling when she is tied up

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 29, 2003, 7:11 pm

Sylvus wrote:Hmm, Xouqoa, guess that tells us a little bit about what you're into.

I was hoping for a bit of nudity myself, but I guess that's what I'm always hoping for.

I just meant it owns that she has a "dirty" history and is on the show... I wonder if she tells him about it at any point in the show. =P

Post by **Sylvus** » January 29, 2003, 7:14 pm

Nice attempt at backpeddaling, but the truth has been revealed! You own "Dirty Soled Dolls" on DVD, don't you?

derailing my own thread.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 29, 2003, 7:37 pm

I never understood bondage. It seems so unsexy to me to tie someone up.

I guess its a trust thing, or something.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 29, 2003, 7:53 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:I never understood bondage. It seems so unsexy to me to tie someone up.

I guess its a trust thing, or something.

Trust me kyoukan

You'll get your answer as soon as Fairweather finds this thread I'm sure.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » January 29, 2003, 8:37 pm

http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,4116 ... oe,00.html

Someone said did he get paid a million dollars or so to be on the show, the answer is no, he wasn't paid, he got a vacation in europe, lots of women, and a temporary butler.

Also no he is not actually wealthy ALTHOUGH they pointed out some things look kind of fishy they explained it.

That in itself is a decent payment...I mean...you WILL see this guy some more, in commercials and what not...and they will pay him a decent amount for being a celebrity spokes person. He could make more with guest appearances and spokes person stuff over the next year then he would in the next 10 doing contrsuction at 18k/yr if they tossed out a real salary (I thought construction workers made more to be honest).

I mean if he did model underwear, then perhaps this is his "in"....he wants to be a model, if he got a quick bit of fame on this it could easily make a big impact for the better in his life.

As for bondage. I don't find it attractive, nor do I have a special place in my heart for feet.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 29, 2003, 8:38 pm

It's a dominance/submission thing. Everyone should have a slave, at least for a weekend!

I just looked at the photos in the link. Light bondage and tickle torture only. No bukkake

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 29, 2003, 8:43 pm

the slurping was shockingly long but when it was over I wished they had some cameras in the park around the chateau, sucks they didn't

last night Entertainment Tonight (I think) ran a short interview with Mojo who got ditched on Monday. They asked her reaction to being called a slut by other girls to which she said 'I wasn't the one in the woods on national TV was I?' and laughed.

I'm glad she didn't get a necklace, for her own good. She seems to be too ambitious for Evan.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » January 29, 2003, 8:47 pm

Actually now that I'm thinking about it......I think Joe millionaire had a deal with his former employeer where he got paid OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS under the table.

U.S. Department of Labor says the average California construction worker earns $42,000 a year

I wouldn't be surprised to see news headlines where he goes to jail after being audited...for tax evasion or whatever. I mean who loans thier construction worker friend a mercedes for extended periods?

he claims his current ride (a Mercedes) is a loaner from a friend.

It's either that or he has a wealthy love interest (since he is a model)..with some time laid off last year (the economy was bad)....and they won't divulge information that until well after this is over.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 29, 2003, 9:25 pm

shit i missed it on monday. who got knocked off?

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » January 29, 2003, 9:33 pm

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 29, 2003, 9:40 pm

Alison got axed. I liked her, she got my vote for "Most Bisexual" of all them.

OverCubed · Post by **OverCubed** » January 29, 2003, 9:53 pm

The reason he only made 19k that year is because he was out of work for at least half of it i think.

Post by **Sylvus** » January 29, 2003, 10:23 pm

Who is Allison? You thinking of last week? This week, only Mojo, Melissa (I think is her name), Bondage girl, and Zora were left, and he eliminated Mojo. This was one of the more entertaining episodes to date, you should try to catch a rerun if they have one.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 29, 2003, 11:11 pm

I really like the other Melissa; the one with the really curly hair that got the stupid painting of herself. I've been rooting for her since the first one.

Post by **Sylvus** » January 29, 2003, 11:46 pm

I'm rooting for Zora, have been since the beginning.

Melissa kind of made an ass out of herself this week. Back at the chateau, he was doing like a date with each of them again, and hers was for the two of them to cook dinner. She couldn't cook, and basically just whined about it. Then after he finishes making them both dinner she's bitching about it, and then tells him that she thought after all that cooking someone would bring them out a real dinner. She also said possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. When asked what she would do, given a ton of money, she said (and this is pretty close to verbatim), "I'd like to go to a third world country... and bathe their children." I was pretty sure he was going to drop her last week, but he didn't.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 30, 2003, 12:15 am

kyoukan type-R wrote:I really like the other Melissa; the one with the really curly hair that got the stupid painting of herself. I've been rooting for her since the first one.

I'm only rooting for her because she is the biggest golddigging idiot bitch left. I want to see some genuine shock when she finds out that he's not loaded. I loved when she said "I don't care that he drinks beer & goes to Hooters. I can change that!"

But the "third-world country" comment after just saying "Clean? I don't clean" has me in hysterics. It was like a bad beauty pagent..

Edit: And yes, Evan was out of work for 6 months the year he only made $19k

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 30, 2003, 12:48 am

Well I'm pretty sure they are all pretty hardcore gold diggers. You dont go someplace with the goal of marrying some dude thats worth 50 million bucks that you've never met before unless you are pretty greedy.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 30, 2003, 12:58 am

Maybe, but I don't think Zora is a gold digger. I think she's actually pretty uncomfortable with the money. Course she seems pretty uncomfortable around everything but horses...

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 30, 2003, 11:09 am

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 30, 2003, 12:03 pm

You'll get your answer as soon as Fairweather finds this thread I'm sure.

Bondage. Where to begin?

To be perfectly honest, I really don't understand it myself. There are a plethora of "factions" within the bondage community and each camp does it for different reasons. I went into it rather foolishly thinking it was all about sex, or sex was the goal, or at least it involved sex in some way shape or form. Some people it does, but to many people that would be kind of insulting because they consider bondage something else entirely.

What I'm telling you is that it means different things to everybody and almost everyone I've ever met in the scene gives different reasons. I won't get into long and lengthy discussion about it because it is such an odd mix of so many different things that it would be really hard to break down into easily understandable terms and examples. It probably falls into the "If you get it, you get it. If you don't, you don't." categories.

I'll tell you one thing though, there are some hardcore motherfuckers out there. Of course, hardcore is subjective. I bet OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of people would think I did some hardcore stuff if they knew nothing about the scene, but I tend to stay very much in the light/middle ground. To some people, bondage and S&M are the most important things in thier life. I call those people "lifers", meaning they've been doing it all thier lives and will do it until they either pass on or are unable to hold a flogger due to old age. People like myself are really just interested in finding out ways to expand our sex life, splash some fun/excitement into everyday relationships, and just meet like minded people. People like me definately don't practice the lifestyle every waking day like the lifers do.

Anyway, it's hella fun IMO. Also, I have never met a woman on a relationship level that didn't really enjoy the fact that I have experiance in that area. Of course, every woman is unique and have different tastes, but there's always something for someone who wants to try something new. There are an unbelievable amount of skills to learn in the scene. Another interesting tid-bit is how absolutley HUGE the S&M community is. Fucking global. When I started getting active in it, I was simply blown away. Hell, there are 5 seperate communitues within driving distance of where I live in mid-Michigan that have both a dinner and a play party. These communities pool thier resources and rent out entire hotels for 2-3 day fetish festivals and tradeshows. It's very grassroots and very genuine. You see all kinds of people, rich/poor, fat/ugly, old/young, and lots of hotties thrown into the mix. When I got started at age 24, I was easily the youngest male present at parties.

Once people get past the stigma, stereotypes, and just plain ignorance of the scene, I get OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of questions. I think it helps because both my GF and I are pretty normal people and easily approachable.

In the words of Forest Gump, "That's all I have to say about that right now".

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 30, 2003, 12:45 pm

damn you all ruined it for Kyo, the re run is tonight
the slurping, the kitchen date and the hot tub are all worth watching again and again

'I want to travel to a third world country and bathe their children' is a clasic lol
Thank god she's not a blonde but she's an insult to all women in the world
'garlic? what am I looking for? what does it look like?'
she just had her nails done and he asks her to chop peppers? WTF!

'oh here it is!'
evan: no I think that's onions

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 30, 2003, 1:42 pm

For some reason I'm partial to Melissa

Zora has some serious baggage going on and I think is generally insecure and not comfortable with having money. She seems to be the most down to earth, and if Evan didn't really want a money-grubbin ho, he should choose her.

Melissa is just a princess...that is just true Melissa form, tehee.

Sarah gives me evil vibes. She's the type that is all sweet and nice up front but would rip your head out the second you turned away imo.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 30, 2003, 1:55 pm

On topic:

I don't think Melissa is a very strong person. She comes across as quite shallow and needy. You don't need your own TV show to find a woman like that. Those are everywhere. I bet she has a hip-to-hip bush too. Yuck.

Sarah just seems like the most fun of the bunch based on what I've seen. Not just blowjob fun, but more fun in attitude and appearance.

Zora definately has baggage. I bet she would be moody as hell too. She is still pretty sincere though.

I say Zora and Sarah in the final, with Sarah winning by one drunken make-out session and possible blowjob.

All in all, I think he shoulda kept the redhead who was upfront and honest with him. Once that whole conversation was out of the way, I think she actually kinda fell for him even though she didn't want to admit it to herself. However, all redheads seem to have issues.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 30, 2003, 2:07 pm

I agree Fairweather, although I actually gained a little respect for ole Evan when he recognized that he couldn't live up to what she wanted. She does need someone a little more cultured. The fact that he was sniffing his food would have turned me off big time too.

Frankly I dont think its going to work out with any of them, so I think he should pick Melissa for entertainments sake. Sarah is a goldigger too, but she's at least got the brains to not be so obvious about it, so I think Evan will pick her. Melissa will dig her own grave with her own shallow materialistic moronic comments and Zora is just not confident enough.

I kinda was sad to see Mojo go, even though she was white trash.

Post by **Sylvus** » January 30, 2003, 2:16 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote: ...with Sarah winning by one drunken make-out session and possible blowjob.

I'm still not convinced about it being a blowjob. She kept speaking clearly throughout, and mentioned something about how it'd be easier if they were to lie down. In fact, I think you could hear her making noises that sound like she was really enjoying something. My initial inclination was to believe that he was going down on her, but him doing that so readily would have really destroyed the illusion that he had the $50M, wouldn't it?

I think they were probably just making out.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 30, 2003, 2:17 pm

I agree about Mojo. If they were in a bar setting, I think Evan would've picked her over everyone. Just seems like his type of girl. Then again, I think he's shocked everyone with his decisions so far. He definately isn't being the stereotypical male in reguards to his choices.

Mojo's little puzzle thing, poem, photo album, and all that crap was freaking me out too. That's just too much, too fast. Instead of writing a poem, she would have been better off getting drunk and making out with him.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » January 30, 2003, 2:28 pm

"I bet she has a hip-to-hip bush too. Yuck"

I'm confused..

Hair helps hold in scent and flavor, both of which happen to be 2 of my most favorite things about pussy. Also, seeing damp pussy hair is a beautiful sight. It's like that first morning sunlight hitting the dew on freshly cut grass. There's just something so right about it and makes me smile despite myself. Also, pubic hair makes a particular noise as you eat the pussy. Maybe it's a personal thing, but that sound adds to my enjoyment a great deal. It's all the minor details that add up to make the experiance so immersive IMO.

So while the hair is good, and 70's bush is great and everything, you still have some limits to bush size?

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 30, 2003, 2:38 pm

So while the hair is good, and 70's bush is great and everything, you still have some limits to bush size?

Everyone has limits. Hip to hip is a definately one of my limits.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » January 30, 2003, 5:34 pm

Those pics ended up on the front page of the NY Post today.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » January 30, 2003, 5:42 pm

Today's cover of the NY Daily News:

"SADDAM & GOMORRAH"
U.S. offers him tix to exile, see pages 8-9
TV's Joe Millionaire blonde is a bondage babe, see pages 2-3

She beat out Saddam, that's some funny shit

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » January 30, 2003, 5:48 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:Instead of writing a poem, she would have been better off getting drunk and making out with him.

This is so true in a RL situations as well. Just insert any normal activity in where it says "writing a poem", and this statement works for all women.

I just can't get over how good this show is. Monday's episode was by far the best. Especially the make out sounds backed with a porn soundtrack. I personally think they were just necking with some heavy petting on the side...

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 31, 2003, 1:41 am

I GUESS I'M JUST MERCENARY LIKE THAT

ok i hate melissa now.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 31, 2003, 12:52 pm

I missed this week's episode, anything interesting happen?

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 31, 2003, 1:00 pm

Holy crap, my wife was watching friends until I berated her into changing it to Joe. We were both were all the better for it.

The best two parts had to be when, one, Joe and bondage girl ran of into the woods for some private time. They put captions to see what they were saying. Besides the words, they captioned all of the emotes as well. Nothing funnier than reading, (Kiss) (Kiss) (Slurp) (Smack). Two was when the straight haired brunette went on a horse ride in the woods to a romantic lunch. Joe said something like, "It was like being in a Disney movie". To encapsulate the cheese factor, they played disneyish music while cutting away to the wildlife periodically. It was a riot

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 31, 2003, 1:20 pm

Disney movie? Good lord someone shoot me if I ever say that to a woman.

"Oh baby yous is so foxy, thanks for the Extreme Showering, you are a sexual intellectual. It reminded me of a Disney movie (slurp) (smack)."

Post by **Sylvus** » January 31, 2003, 1:21 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:I GUESS I'M JUST MERCENARY LIKE THAT

Haha, I had forgotten about that. I don't exactly remember the context, but she completely misused the word "mercenary", did she not?

I thought you might change your mind about Melissa after this weeks episode.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 31, 2003, 3:40 pm

Sylvus wrote:
kyoukan type-R wrote:I GUESS I'M JUST MERCENARY LIKE THAT
Haha, I had forgotten about that. I don't exactly remember the context, but she completely misused the word "mercenary", did she not?

I thought you might change your mind about Melissa after this weeks episode.

it was her mercenary trip to bathe third world's country children

later her comment about going to LA and finding some chump to pay for her for the rest of her live was precious

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » January 31, 2003, 3:43 pm

My girlfriend and I have been watching this show each week. There is something about watching a train wreck unfold before your eyes. Honestly, I think the best twist for this show's ending would be to also reveal that besides being flat broke, Evan is gay.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 31, 2003, 3:46 pm

haven't watched the show myself.. but i still think the best ending so far would be to pick the most money hungry, do anything to get it ho, then see the look on her face when he has nothing..

-Ajran

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 31, 2003, 3:52 pm

Honestly, I think the best twist for this show's ending would be to also reveal that besides being flat broke, Evan is gay.

Now THAT would be entertaining.