Kyoukan I found your soulmate

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 28, 2003, 8:16 pm

May you two find happiness.
This man's flame on Sam Deathwalker is one of the best I've ever read on our boards.
Ladies and Gentlemen I present you Rexfelis.
(halfway down the page - dont bother reading entire thread will only melt your eyes then your brain as you are driven to a drooling zombie trying to comprehend this idiot Sam Deathwalker's logic)

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showthre ... enumber=10

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 28, 2003, 8:42 pm

Kinda curious.... Did you follow this guys history Sylvos?
Looks to me like, A) he is physically challenged and has no other life.
B) He is physically challenged and has no other life.

A problem I did have with his setup was, I didnt see a fire extinguisher handy=p

BTW, I am talking about Sam, not the hero you had hilighted here

Mort · Post by **Mort** » January 28, 2003, 9:18 pm

What's "unfair" is the one-sidedness of this battle of text unfolding before our eyes. If this was an actual, physical beating, the sheer, overwhelming magnitude of the beating would force the very essence of your genetic material to be pounded in upon itself such that space-time would collapse and result in some long-lost, but assuredly dim, ancestor of yourself having his existence snuffed out, which in turn would move another, yet slightly less dim, tard into the position of village/clan/cavedweller idiot, which would have a hitherto unknown, and possibly negative, impact upon our lives.

Classic....

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 28, 2003, 9:40 pm

not enough melodrama and no absurd statements in all caps. otherwise A+!

also, I think I've been out of EQ so long I don't understand what half that thread even means. Yes that is bragging.

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 28, 2003, 9:43 pm

thats ludacrist, I am Kyoukans soulmate, she told me herself in a dream

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » January 28, 2003, 9:45 pm

That is a damn nice flame.

cid · Post by **cid** » January 28, 2003, 9:55 pm

xou gets all the chicks

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 28, 2003, 11:06 pm

Sylvos wrote:May you two find happiness.
This man's flame on Sam Deathwalker is one of the best I've ever read on our boards.
Ladies and Gentlemen I present you Rexfelis.
(halfway down the page - dont bother reading entire thread will only melt your eyes then your brain as you are driven to a drooling zombie trying to comprehend this idiot Sam Deathwalker's logic)

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showthre ... enumber=10

what the hell he didn't say "Daft Trollop" once...

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 29, 2003, 12:52 am

amazing, i dont think he said owned even once in that flame

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 29, 2003, 7:09 am

Ajran wrote:what the hell he didn't say "Daft Trollop" once...

Loses major points for that..

The private areas of the FoH board are probably worthwhile, but the public section of that board is so chock full of idiocy as not to be worth visiting.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 29, 2003, 10:50 am

Aabi, the idiocy is what makes that board worthwhile. I suggest doing searches for posts by Furor, Sean, Destinae, Dregor and Sylvos. They're pretty much the only ones who bother to respond to the tards, and their flames are usually very entertaining.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » January 29, 2003, 12:08 pm

Where os the pictures of his set up they all speak of? I can't seem to find them anywhere.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » January 29, 2003, 1:13 pm

While Daft Trollop was funny the first time. At this point you monkeys have hyped it up so much that if anyone else were to use it, it would be extremely anticlimactic.

Some things are only meant to be funny once. Repeating them over and over doesn't make them more funny, but less.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 29, 2003, 1:16 pm

I bet a lot of people hate that Daft Trollop came out of Jice's mouth.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 29, 2003, 2:45 pm

I bet a lot of people hate that Daft Trollop came out of Jice's mouth

Actually it was me. Don't miscredit my only moment of vault glory

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 29, 2003, 2:45 pm

Tegellan wrote:Where os the pictures of his set up they all speak of? I can't seem to find them anywhere.

http://www.mrfixitonline.com/readTopic. ... Id=1137616

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 29, 2003, 3:02 pm

what a clusterfuck, so he can afford 2000 for a character but he can't afford better set up?

the pic that was posted few weeks ago owns the chop shop this guy is so proud of

wtf is with those chains!

Jesalynn · Post by **Jesalynn** » January 29, 2003, 3:05 pm

I just glanced at the pictures of his set up, at first glance I thought it was someones S&M closet with the chains and stuff, then I saw the computers and thought, wow he really is kinky.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 29, 2003, 3:07 pm

Pretty sad he considers that "a dream come true". Not much going for him there

Xorg Silverwolf · Post by **Xorg Silverwolf** » January 29, 2003, 3:51 pm

Arrrrrrrggg.

Flame post is damn good. But, against your warnings I did go back and read over the drivel Ub3rS4m posted...

I am now blind and my eyes are bleeding.

Cya

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » January 29, 2003, 3:54 pm

His setup sucks. Everytime you want to install a new program or a put in a new music CD or whatever you have to keep walking back and forth between the monitors and the cases on the other side. Too much work. Not to mention your neck would start to hurt having to look all the way up at the top monitors.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 29, 2003, 6:06 pm

Aabi, the idiocy is what makes that board worthwhile. I suggest doing searches for posts by Furor, Sean, Destinae, Dregor and Sylvos. They're pretty much the only ones who bother to respond to the tards, and their flames are usually very entertaining

My flames are never really funny, I dont like being mean to people, makes me feel really bad. Occasionally I'll get a zinger but they are few and far between.

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 29, 2003, 6:10 pm

Sylvos put me on ignore once cause I asked him where Luna the Cat was. =( Then I called Sailor Moon gay.. I think that was what did it.

Vailex Darkfury · Post by **Vailex Darkfury** » January 29, 2003, 6:17 pm

LOL Xou!

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 29, 2003, 8:34 pm

Vetiria wrote:His setup sucks. Everytime you want to install a new program or a put in a new music CD or whatever you have to keep walking back and forth between the monitors and the cases on the other side. Too much work. Not to mention your neck would start to hurt having to look all the way up at the top monitors.

Umm... If you looked at the pictures, you would have noticed the External CD Roms next to the right side of his bed. Also you would have noticed the single Mouse.

This guy is either VERY lazy or crippled. I would guess crippled. He is laying down I dont think his neck is gonna bother him.

I guess I can understand why everyone here thinks this guy is a tard. He had a dream and he accomplished it. Whats so wrong with that? Maybe he doesnt have some top exe position and cant afford top exe equipment. He did what he could with what he had. Applause for him.

If I were him I would keep a couple good fire extinguishers handy, would be kinda tough to crawl out of that in case of fire =)

As for his dribbling post, maybe he was reaching for some kind of recognition/attention, in "his world". Someone should have (edit for sirensa) should've told him Recognition is not available here, however, attention can surley be accessed =(

Bendover Beholder FoH forum commin through!!

P.S. I Wonder what this board would have said to him??

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 29, 2003, 9:02 pm

Masekle wrote:
P.S. I Wonder what this board would have said to him??

If it was his first post he would have been Jackassed!

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 29, 2003, 11:16 pm

I never got jackassed just flamed =(

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » January 29, 2003, 11:48 pm

Perhaps you weren't worth a jackass, just the flames. /shrug

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 30, 2003, 9:08 am

OMG perhaps thats true!! Sigh and I tossed the rock I came out from under=( Pray tell what must I do??

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 30, 2003, 12:54 pm

STFU?

seriously, read the whole thread, this guy is a moron, don't make excuses for him

if he came to this board he would be treated like a moron he is, unless he behaved diffrently

miir · Post by **miir** » January 30, 2003, 1:15 pm

I guess I can understand why everyone here thinks this guy is a tard. He had a dream and he accomplished it. Whats so wrong with that? Maybe he doesnt have some top exe position and cant afford top exe equipment. He did what he could with what he had. Applause for him.

Reasons:

He claims to have slept with 350 women.
He brags about having sex with prostitutes.
He got some sort of infection on his cock from having sex with one of the aforementioned whores and posted stories about trying to disinfect his dick with rubbing alcohol.
He brags that he can 6 box and kill a level 65 mob and that makes him better than Furor.
He is shunned on his server.

And last but not least, he refers to himslef as THE MIGHTY DEATHWALKER and SAM DA MAN.

If that doesn't qualify him as a tard, I don't know what would.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 30, 2003, 2:19 pm

Well I have had sex with near as many if not more. I always wore a rainjacket, so I never got the STD. I have had a few prostitutes when they were cheap. I can kill a 65 mob with my clan. Furor is not my hero.

Need I say more???

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 30, 2003, 4:19 pm

Masekle wrote:Well I have had sex with near as many if not more. I always wore a rainjacket, so I never got the STD. I have had a few prostitutes when they were cheap. I can kill a 65 mob with my clan. Furor is not my hero.

Need I say more???

Nope. Actually you've said a lot more than is enough =)

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 30, 2003, 4:41 pm

laughs =)

Damn navy did it to me those WestPac funfests are to blame. Being from a Onehorse town in Oregon all my life, I just couldnt believe you could actually buy pussy and all you had to keep was the reciept. Not to mention Drugs OMG Drugs here there and everywhere. Real drugs

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 30, 2003, 5:58 pm

ROFL So Sam is still around, eh? Not too long after Sullon Zek went live, I ran into him and his 3 Wizards (Sam originally sucked ass with 3...gratz on doubling your ass sucking capabilities) and owned all 3 of their asses...with my uber PVP cleric.

Yea, Sam Da Man got his ass (x3) handed to him by a cleric. I'll look for the screenshots when I get home...we used to have a blast with Sam on Sullon Zek Tavern.

Anyway, his setup never worked well with 3, can't imagine it working well with 6...

-Shae

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 30, 2003, 6:18 pm

Ennia wrote:STFU?

seriously, read the whole thread, this guy is a moron, don't make excuses for him

if he came to this board he would be treated like a moron he is, unless he behaved diffrently

Didnt think I was making excuses. Just felt I could relate to his situation.

Its pretty easy to be a moron in a crowd of intellectuals such as yourself. I dont get called a moron (even though I am) in RL, people just dont go there. I am very sensitive and insecure, unless you find me in my element. PORN STAR

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 30, 2003, 6:44 pm

Not bad Masekle but your trolling technique still needs improvement.
Right now all you have going for you is being annoying. If you'd add a bit passion and intelligence you too could be the next VV pet troll

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 30, 2003, 8:05 pm

Not bad Masekle but your trolling technique still needs improvement.
Right now all you have going for you is being annoying. If you'd add a bit passion and intelligence you too could be the next VV pet troll

Let me give you an example:

Being from a Onehorse town in Oregon all my life, I just couldnt believe you could actually buy Ennia's pussy and all you had to keep was the reciept. Not to mention Drugs OMG Drugs here there and everywhere. Real drugs that could take my mind off the fact that I had just paid to fuck Ennia.

That is a much better troll than yours.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 30, 2003, 8:16 pm

It's also complete bullshit...

That never happened, it's impossible.

Unless the bitch didn't bring me my money.

(Troll practice...)

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