one word stories

AdriannLR · Post by **AdriannLR** » July 17, 2002, 3:20 pm

hey guys if this allowed OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of you current Ogs and previous OGs will love this one ill start it if this allowed....

Beer

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » July 17, 2002, 3:21 pm

jackass

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 17, 2002, 3:40 pm

FUCKSHITBITCHASS

Leelee · Post by **Leelee** » July 17, 2002, 3:43 pm

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » July 17, 2002, 3:44 pm

Jackass!

AdriannLR · Post by **AdriannLR** » July 17, 2002, 3:58 pm

AHH! leelee still the same old cynical dumb bitch from hell ? hello to you too !

Leelee · Post by **Leelee** » July 17, 2002, 4:00 pm

Adriann, still that fat, stupid, child molesting looking dumb fuck...yep sure looks like it.

Go ebay some more plz, i need more playerauctions morons to post.

Rikk Wolvenkin · Post by **Rikk Wolvenkin** » July 17, 2002, 4:06 pm

Beer, ohwait.....

uh... OH!

BEER!

shit...uh....

beer?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 17, 2002, 4:07 pm

One time I snorted some speed and .....

CONTINUE

dalur · Post by **dalur** » July 17, 2002, 4:13 pm

You were probably better off leaving this on the OG board and not pushing your luck putting it here.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 17, 2002, 4:14 pm

Well with people like yourself not continuing the story^^

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 17, 2002, 4:19 pm

Bong?

AdriannLR · Post by **AdriannLR** » July 17, 2002, 4:36 pm

wow leelee too busy trolling around on new flame vault to screw around on your husband with another EQ player?lol wow ! dont worry i wont say his name and i know all about it!
further more you bitch how about you find out my rl situation at that time? like broke hungry homeless?sold everything i could to restart my life and try again.
but i guess some one like you dont care cause youve always got your meal ticket thanks for trying to bash me.aint gonna work i just laugh at your stupidity

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » July 17, 2002, 4:39 pm

fluff

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 17, 2002, 4:44 pm

I feel the HATRED! FlameVault has truly returned!

Leelee · Post by **Leelee** » July 17, 2002, 4:52 pm

ROFL!
I love when you try to flame. that was so funny!
First off brain trust not that its your buisness but im divorced.
2ndly...YOU LIVED WITH YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY last i heard and they dont seem to be ebaying....
3rd I said nothing to provoke this other then my one word.
If you dont like it and have a guilty conscience, damn sucks to be you.

If we're lucky this one wont miss when she reves up the car and puts it in reverse...
Mighty big bump!

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » July 17, 2002, 4:54 pm

Can I reply?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 17, 2002, 4:54 pm

Owned

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » July 17, 2002, 4:56 pm

Raistin [FoH] wrote:Can I reply?

Yes please....

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » July 17, 2002, 5:16 pm

Talking about child molesting. Your the last one to talk you cyber whore. You peice of shit ass dont care if its 15 years old or 30. You want that dick and you want it now. It doesnt matter if its cyber or real life. YOUR DOING IT. How the fuck do you live with yourself.

The only way you can even get close to anything done in eq,is to tell some guy how much he makes you wet. Every single guild youve been in know it. Every guild you havent been know it. You jumping on someone ebaying isnt even close to compared to meeting random cock to fuck and suck it while your still married. BTW I loved the porno leelee. Ill be sure to share it with people. Amazing how a woman can take 4 dicks.

Just because your living with a new boyfriend,sure in the hell doesnt mean your not still fucking around. Just 2 weeks ago you wanted to meet my friend,and "stay a few days". You just arnt cut out for a relationship. Just stay on the street corner where you belong.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » July 17, 2002, 5:38 pm

You can buy cock on ebay? I really like the rooster I have now but I wish he was a bit bigger. My rooster will never play with other roosters but loves to play with the hens.

I once entered him in a rooster fight. It was stiff competition but he hung in there. Everyone came...to watch.

What was the question? Beer? Yes please.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » July 17, 2002, 5:39 pm

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » July 17, 2002, 5:41 pm

L Ohhhh L

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 17, 2002, 5:59 pm

Daymn! Don't hold anything back dude!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » July 17, 2002, 6:03 pm

AdriannLR · Post by **AdriannLR** » July 17, 2002, 6:20 pm

LOL WOW..rastin thx i think? and further more you bitch i wasnt living with my mom and dad i was thrown out cause of a bad situation so i did what ever i could necessary.as for now i have a real life which you seem to be lacking /rant off

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 17, 2002, 6:22 pm

Hahahahaa this 'story' is great!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pimple · Post by **Pimple** » July 17, 2002, 7:02 pm

I really wish i had know about this board years ago. I could have vented my stress here instead of on the gm's. However i still refuse to farm for stars.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » July 17, 2002, 7:10 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » July 17, 2002, 8:15 pm

Always nice to stop by every so often and see the sweet sweet visage of distaste and discontent.

/wave

I miss you guys. ( sometimes)

Cadienie · Post by **Cadienie** » July 17, 2002, 8:55 pm

Hey Midnyte!!

JACKASS didn't want u to feel left out *cough*

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » July 18, 2002, 4:01 am

Forgot my 1 word. wtf. Sorry. It will have to be the sum of the story i told before.

Whore

Aedryn · Post by **Aedryn** » July 18, 2002, 4:14 am

ROFL I looked that the chanters name and thought it was Syphilis .......kinda funny really

/chuckle

Sylience · Post by **Sylience** » July 18, 2002, 5:03 am

I like Sargeras sig.

Dolby · Post by **Dolby** » July 18, 2002, 5:49 am

He stold it from me!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 18, 2002, 6:24 am

"I said nothing to provoke this other then my one word" ..... hehe

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » July 18, 2002, 6:31 am

Tell us how you really feel Raistin!

Lilianna Starbreeze · Post by **Lilianna Starbreeze** » July 18, 2002, 9:17 am

From Raistin's post I can think of only one word

Pain

heh

oh yeah, a second word

Ouch

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » July 18, 2002, 10:50 am

Sounds like Leelee is the true definition of a lootwhore

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 18, 2002, 11:08 am

Midnyte = jackass! Welcome, sir.

My word is poon-tang

Vippa · Post by **Vippa** » July 18, 2002, 11:11 am

I have heard this story.

btw I saw in the paper the other day that the danes want some of their stuff back from the time Sweden pwned them in the old war hehe like really old art-things.

Who is your daddy?

/vippa

time to get drunk i believe

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » July 18, 2002, 12:26 pm

Nympomaniac

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » July 18, 2002, 12:35 pm

Hermaphrodite!

Fumita · Post by **Fumita** » July 18, 2002, 1:11 pm

interesting .....

/jackass homer

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » July 18, 2002, 2:20 pm

you cant Jackass me. I had 4 posts!

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » July 18, 2002, 8:22 pm

Shes scared to reply

She'll harp on anyone else,but I shoved it right back down on her mouth. I tell it how it is,truth hurts?

Rikk Wolvenkin · Post by **Rikk Wolvenkin** » July 18, 2002, 8:39 pm

To be continued...

Be sure to tune in for the continuation of "the one word story" in the exciting new sequel, "The One Paragraph Story"

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 18, 2002, 11:04 pm

I'm changing my word:

ASS

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » July 18, 2002, 11:47 pm

/petition

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » July 19, 2002, 2:03 am

FUCKED.

Leelee has officially left the building.