I sang the following to my daughter when she was 3, and she really enjoyed it (probably didn't understand it, at the time heh). Well, 10 years later, we have another child, a son.... and since some people think my daughter is a liiiiittle warped, I'm rethinking this whole 'learning' process.
So.... here it goes. Tune is the same as the original, Feel free to retch.
Little Bunny Foofoo hopping through the forest,
picking up the field mice and biting off their heads. (CHOMP)
And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says:
Little Bunny Foofoo you're still a juvenile,
We'll keep you 'til you're grown, but then you're free to go.
(Spoken) And after two years, they let him go. The next day.......
Little Bunny Foofoo hopping through the forest,
Buys a stolen shotgun and shoots a fairy dead. (BANG)
And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says:
Little Bunny Foofoo, Society did this to you,
I sentence you to six years, probation in two.
(Spoken) And after two years, they let him go. The next day.......
Little Bunny Foofoo tries to rob a drug store.
While running out the door he falls and breaks his neck. (SNAP)
And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says: (a little slower)
Store Owner what a menace, you should have had those stairs fixed.
Pay ten million dollars to his poor family.
(Spoken) And the moral of the story is:
Take steps to prevent hare loss....
I feel left out
