So it's been my birfday week (fuk u all for not wishin me a happy birfday!) And as I left the club tonight i see 3 cops had pulled over some dumb ass. Two of them were chicks.
Now me myself beein as drunk as i was, had to open my mouth. So I'm all "hope you kids are beeing good" Expecting handcuffs to come out as i get tossed into the back of an 'america's finest' only to have them actually flirt back. Blew my mind, as one of them shoots back "I could be yer mother". Now i woulda called her mommy, maybe, but that was adorable. Cops that flirt back. Guess you had to be there. Never happens in real life.
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Sick Balls!
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happens all the time here. treat people like humans, they react in kind has been my experience with cops...unfortunately, most are not hawt.
Happy fucken birthday.
Happy fucken birthday.
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That is kinda funny, happy bday dude!
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HAPPY BDAY NOYSYPANTS! 

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Not sure why you expected to be cuffed and tossed in the squad car simply for flirting - that's not a crime! Cute that they flirted back instead of just telling you to go away though. Goes to show... contrary to popular opinion, cops are people too.
and happy birthday!
and happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday
When I was younger, I used to think that the world was doing it to me and that the world owes me some thing…When you're a teeny bopper, that's what you think. I'm 40 now, I don't think that anymore, because I found out it doesn't f--king work. One has to go through that. For the people who even bother to go through that, most assholes just accept what it is anyway and get on with it." - John Lennon