Come visit us in wisconsin because we have....

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 23, 2003, 6:36 pm

Drive by this place every day on my way to school...thought I would share the irony.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 23, 2003, 6:46 pm

Like peanut butter and jelly

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 23, 2003, 6:49 pm

Wow!

Tasty stuff. Where you from Pyro?

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » January 23, 2003, 6:54 pm

Wow, if that isn't worth a half hour drive, I don't know what is.

Edit: Oh yeah, booze.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » January 23, 2003, 7:14 pm

Wisconsin you say, rumor has it that fucktard Jice lives there. Must be his house.

Very funny pict.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » January 23, 2003, 7:27 pm

I'm from Wisconsin too... we take our cheese seriously here... maybe too seriously?

Danden · Post by **Danden** » January 23, 2003, 7:52 pm

Where do you guys live? I live in Wisconsin Rapids.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 23, 2003, 7:53 pm

I went to school in Point. Right next to Rapids. In GB now.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 23, 2003, 8:03 pm

Everyone I've ever seen from Wisconsin looks bloated.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 23, 2003, 8:17 pm

So can they make small woodland creatures from hunks of cheese?

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 23, 2003, 8:22 pm

I get the impression that the stuffed animals come covered with cheese.

Last night, Bakara & I saw the commercial for that new pizza that not only has a chees-stuffed crust but now has cheese ON TOP of the crust. Fucking-A, next step is cheese-covered pizza boxes and then cheese-covered delivery boys....

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 23, 2003, 9:27 pm

Ouch Lalanae I didnt think I looked THAT bad in Orlando...maybe a few extra pounds but not bloated!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 23, 2003, 9:32 pm

Pyronius Flamebringer wrote:Ouch Lalanae I didnt think I looked THAT bad in Orlando...maybe a few extra pounds but not bloated!

Ok, well you are an exception. You aren't overweight

...but everyone else there is

...not to generalize

Truant · Post by **Truant** » January 23, 2003, 9:33 pm

Lalanae wrote:...and then cheese-covered delivery boys....

I can imagine some people would enjoy this.

/shiver

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 23, 2003, 9:52 pm

Actually Lalanae I would agree with you there...we usually have to pic out a good pasture to take our dates out to, to uh milk them.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 23, 2003, 10:12 pm

Lalanae wrote:Ok, well you are an exception. You aren't overweight

...but everyone else there is

...not to generalize

HEY that's a Statist remark! So what if it's true!

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 23, 2003, 11:50 pm

Oh ya and Bubba, i live about 45 min west of Eau Claire...maybe about 40 minute drive to minneapolis/st paul MN

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » January 24, 2003, 2:26 am

Atokal wrote:Wisconsin you say, rumor has it that fucktard Jice lives there. Must be his house.

Its not a rumor, which, if you were gifted with something called reading comprehension you would know from checking under my avatar. Go back to the Bullwinkle inflatable moose love doll, you weak flaming retarded pez dispenser.

For some real humor about the state, we have a town named Whitelaw and highway 29 has more Jesus Crispies billboards than you can shake a beaten bible at. Theres a place that sells giant plastic cows and shit too in a rural area near where that was taken, if I am not mistaken.

Anyhow, Greenbay presently, lived all over the state at various times, but from a little town called Wautoma originally which is one of the worlds main sources of christmas trees. It might be true that every Texan has a gun, but every cheesehead has killed something with their gun at some point =p

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 24, 2003, 9:47 am

Jice Virago wrote:Go back to the Bullwinkle inflatable moose love doll, you weak flaming retarded pez dispenser.

That was a good one

I've got relatives in Hartford, Green Bay (w/ 8 season tickets) and Union Grove. Used to have family in Madison too, but they've all died/moved.

Margerine was a prescription only product in WI at one time as it was an "Insult to Wisconsins cows".

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » January 24, 2003, 10:34 am

Hmm, I am trying to think of something good about your state to say, but I guess I am stuck saying nothing at all.

Deward · Post by **Deward** » January 24, 2003, 11:10 am

I live in Stevens Point. WI (population: 35000). If you are looking for a nice quiet safe place to raise kids then WI is it. The weather isn't nearly as bad here as it was in CO either. The winters are fairly mild, although it is colder than a bitch right now, and the summers usually don't go over 90 degrees. I have seen maybe one or two bad winters in the 13 years I have lived here. Land and houses are really cheap. I have a 5 bedroom house 2.5 bath house the I paid under 100k for it here. Won't find that in any good parts of big cities.

Of course when I mention everything above it doesn't count in the cesspool that is Milwaukee. It might as well just be a suburb of Chicago. I hate that town. I can't stand all the brats they eat here though either. They make me queasy. I think you have to have the right genes to like them. I'm originally from CO, never heard of a brat before I got here.

Deward

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 24, 2003, 11:20 am

BRATS & BEER! That is the mainstay at any tailgating event. Hell they tailgate at the highschool games here.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 24, 2003, 11:21 am

The brats made by my aunts butcher in Hartford will give you a chubby. I've had others that were good, but nothing compares

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » January 24, 2003, 11:24 am

Calif cheese > wisconsin cheese , just ask the Happy Cows

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 24, 2003, 11:48 am

Deward wrote: Land and houses are really cheap. I have a 5 bedroom house 2.5 bath house the I paid under 100k for it here. Won't find that in any good parts of big cities.

You have got to be kidding. Two bedroom condo, 1 bath, .01888 acres of land got appraised for 165k and it's still a 30 minute train ride to manhattan and it's not on the water or anything. I don't even want to know if I pay more in propety taxes than you as I would just get depressed. Property taxes for a fucking porch, lovin the Jersey

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 24, 2003, 12:05 pm

He didn't even mention his 3 car garage that came with the house. *I know Dew RL*

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » January 24, 2003, 12:11 pm

Regnad and I live in Medford which is about 3 hours drive due east of Minneapolis. 5 years ago we bought a 4-bedroom 3-story 2-bath house with a detached 3-stall garage on 5 acres... 80k. The home had just been completely remodeled with new appliances throughout. We have some great schools and social services in this state too. The flip side to this deal is there's no work here unless you want to build pizzas or windows... I drive 50 miles one way to work in another city. And it's confirmed... Wisconsin has one of the highest rates of obesity in the world... We grow them really really big here. But when you start feeding your toddlers beer, brats, and cheese curds what can you expect? Of course with this cold weather we need that 4 or 5 inches of blubber for insulation just like the polar bears and whales in the arctic. Plus it brings a whole new meaning to the idea, "any old fold will do...".

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » January 24, 2003, 12:32 pm

We went to GB everyear at Christmas to visit the family and ate at Kroll's!

And not much changed over the years, except the addition of 20 Casinos...

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 24, 2003, 12:42 pm

Kroll's is good eats. Just down the street from where I live. The Oneida Casino is actually looking awesome right now.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 24, 2003, 12:53 pm

It is hilarious how many oddities you can find when you live in most states. There were all kinds of wacky shit in Arkansas where I grew up. I will have to try and remember one or two things.

I have yet to visit WI, but it sounds like a neat place to visit. Hell, anywhere I can hunt or fish is a good place to visit IMO.

And, that pez dispenser comment was fricken hilarious

Tinkalot · Post by **Tinkalot** » January 24, 2003, 12:58 pm

I live in La Crosse, home of the worlds largest 6 pack.

gah wont let me link the pic, click here to see it http://www.thom.org/gallery/unnat/WILCsixpack/

miir · Post by **miir** » January 24, 2003, 3:14 pm

here

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 24, 2003, 3:37 pm

Well Kylere I dont think youve ever said anything positive about anything so why start now?

Tinkalot~ I usually go through La Crosse 3-4 times a year down to Genoa/Romance area...thats where all my redneck relatives live.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » January 24, 2003, 7:12 pm

Jice Virago wrote:
Atokal wrote:Wisconsin you say, rumor has it that fucktard Jice lives there. Must be his house.
Its not a rumor, which, if you were gifted with something called reading comprehension you would know from checking under my avatar. Go back to the Bullwinkle inflatable moose love doll, you weak flaming retarded pez dispenser.

Anyhow, Greenbay presently, lived all over the state at various times, but from a little town called Wautoma originally which is one of the worlds main sources of christmas trees. It might be true that every Texan has a gun, but every cheesehead has killed something with their gun at some point =p

Doesn't surprise me at all that Canelick would find that flame as amusing.
I would like to ask the author what a retarded pez dispenser is?

Speaking of comprehension, I guess yours abandoned you when they taught the proper use of the comma. Insulting ones intelligence is weak at best but when doing so please be sure you are taunting from the high ground.

I can only hope that when you finally decide to kill something with your gun you load that sucker up, suck on the business end and pull the trigger.

Cheers

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » January 24, 2003, 7:14 pm

Wow, Atokal, now we are actually wishing for someone to kill themselves. Glad to see you take the high road in life.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 24, 2003, 7:21 pm

Adelrune Argenti wrote:Wow, Atokal, now we are actually wishing for someone to kill themselves. Glad to see you take the high road in life.

Who is "we?" The bloated Wisconsonians? What do they call Wisconsin people anyway?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 24, 2003, 7:21 pm

another quality atokal post well worth reading.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » January 24, 2003, 7:28 pm

Hayley wrote:
Adelrune Argenti wrote:Wow, Atokal, now we are actually wishing for someone to kill themselves. Glad to see you take the high road in life.
Who is "we?" The bloated Wisconsonians? What do they call Wisconsin people anyway?

I think "Cheese Heads" is the most appropriate I guess. Or Wisconsinites? Or just "people" cause that is all we really are, no more, no less. Well, actually we prolly have a more people that a bit more than less.

So, I think Jice and Atokal should get together and make hot monkey sex and make up.

Hiddukel · Post by **Hiddukel** » January 24, 2003, 10:22 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:BRATS & BEER! That is the mainstay at any tailgating event. Hell they tailgate at the highschool games here.

Oh god, does that bring back memories, heh.

Went to school in Eau Claire.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 24, 2003, 10:35 pm

So, I think Jice and Atokal should get together and make hot monkey sex and make up.

Funny, disturbing, but funny.

Here Atokal, I will give you a choice of your normal flames, in case you forget one:

A) STFU, Your flames are weak
B) A witty name rearrangement

From now on, just pick A or B.

As for a "retarded pez dispenser" well, I figure if he was refering to you as an actual Pez dispenser, it would assume that said dispenser had some form of animation, or sentient-like qualities. That being said, any sentient being can indeed be of lesser mental funtionality than others...hence retarded.

I am no doctor, much less a doctor of mental health, but assuming that indeed the normally inanimate object were actually animated, then it could in fact be 'challenged' or 'special'.

In summation, Jice was calling you 'special' and that is commendable. As for having sexual relations with a synthetic moose, well, I have no comment on that.

Awesome Flame Farva.

Love,
Canelick

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 25, 2003, 12:58 am

Wisconsin...Cheese Curds...mmmmmmm

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 25, 2003, 12:59 am

Arb you cheating farmer

Mmmm cheese! Havarti plz - domestic is good, but imported is better

bit more creamy, mmhmm yum.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 25, 2003, 1:03 am

Sirensa wrote:Arb you cheating farmer

Mmmm cheese! Havarti plz - domestic is good, but imported is better bit more creamy, mmhmm yum.

Moi?!!...

Best Havarti I ever had was made in Tasmania...Tasmania makes some really good cheeses...

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » January 25, 2003, 3:19 am

Make one simple post about Jice's habitat and all the nutjugglers come out to play.

Kyoukanstalkerofatokal
Canelick
Adelmindedrune.

*note the plagerism of Jice's form of flaming the oh so reliable turn of the name.

Post away kids.

Btw Rune Jice owns a water pistol, I think the USA still has rules about minors and or the mentally challenged having firearms. No death wish there.

Cane, assuming a pez dispenser is animate and has some form of intelligence speaks volumes for yours. You know I know I piss you off.
Bwahaha.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 25, 2003, 3:47 am

wow.. that was fucking weak dude.

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 25, 2003, 7:10 am

actually minors can own weapons...as well as the mentally challenged but you cant own a hand gun till your 18, but you cant buy it till your 21..

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » January 25, 2003, 8:30 am

wow that was weaker dude?

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 25, 2003, 2:18 pm

i hear theres peen in wisconsin
bloated peen

Fenna · Post by **Fenna** » January 25, 2003, 2:56 pm

What I love about Wisconsin is the fat people. Being a big fat guy myself, I feel very at home here. One of my friends is a bigger guy, not even fat by our standards, and when he spent a week in San Fransisco he had people gawking at him like he was a freak of nature. Thin people are generally healthier people, so that's great for them. But it's nicer to fit into a crowd.

And there's no wonder why so many of us are fat up here. The culture is all about food and relaxing! The portions they serve at restaraunts up here are stupidly big, and coming from me that says something.

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » January 25, 2003, 3:43 pm

Hayley wrote:Who is "we?" The bloated Wisconsonians? What do they call Wisconsin people anyway?

Friggin Sconies...

VeeshanVault

Come visit us in wisconsin because we have....

Come visit us in wisconsin because we have....

Cheese!

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