So many people I know just don't get how FUCKING AWESOME it is when (1) you meet Ron Jeremy (2) You ask to get a pic with him and he asks to grab your tit (3) he tells you what a "nice fucking tit!!" you have.
I seriously have not been this fucking celebritarded ever and no one really seems to understand. I tried to tell Eric that is would be like Jenna Jameson grabbing his package and complimenting him on it.... One of my friends thought he was "just a porn director." Am I that old??
Cloud-fucking-9 anyway. Isn't it cute that I thought of you guys to celebrate my celebretardation? Porn
Lalanae Burundi High Chancellor for Tourism, Sodomy and Pie
Unofficial Canadian, Forbidden Lover of Pie, Jesus-Hatin'' Sodomite, President of KFC (Kyoukan Fan Club), hawt, perververted, intellectual submissive with E.S.P (Extra Sexual Persuasion)
Ron Jeremy is a god...shows even ugly short fat men can become porn stars
And when talking about him, you can not leave out his best cameo ever: Check him out at 3.04 in this video: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/le ... os;title;1
"Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich"
I actually had a very hot aunt tell one of the girls I coach I was really cute last week. Felt pretty nice since I hit the big 40 in February.
When I was younger, I used to think that the world was doing it to me and that the world owes me some thing…When you're a teeny bopper, that's what you think. I'm 40 now, I don't think that anymore, because I found out it doesn't f--king work. One has to go through that. For the people who even bother to go through that, most assholes just accept what it is anyway and get on with it." - John Lennon
Ron Jeremy's been around forever. Definitely a legend in the porn industry.
He could probably bang the grandaughters of the original women was hitting when he first started in the industry.
* 1983 AFAA Best Supporting Actor for Suzie Superstar[44]
* 1984 AFAA Best Supporting Actor for All the way in[44]
* 1986 AVN Best Supporting Actor - Film for Candy Stripers II[45]
* 1991 AVN Best Supporting Actor - Video for Playin' Dirty[45]
* 2006 F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Adult Actor[46]
That's more awards than even Dirk Daring got! I remember first watching pron with him in it around 1985.
This thread is worthless without pics of the Hedgehog Titgrab.
Always one of my favorite pron stars, mostly because he always seemed glad to be there. This was in the days before Viagra too.
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
Where is the pic?!?
