Do you think Heather Graham...

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 22, 2003, 3:24 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:I obviously have never seen a pic of his back or ass. Unless he has ass hair long enough to braid or pull into pig tails, then I don't think you are going to persuade me that you are not blwing smoke up the collective asses.

man I HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF COMING HOME ONE DAY AND CLICKING ON A LINK IN IRC TO SEE HIM IN NOTHING BUT THE COCKSOCK
*cry*

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 22, 2003, 3:30 pm

edit: double post, for her pleasure.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 22, 2003, 3:36 pm

The cock sock is legend.

I thought it was hella cute too.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 22, 2003, 3:49 pm

Lalanae wrote:We are talking about naturalness, not bizarre aberrations like that.

I was just testing your extremes : )

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 22, 2003, 3:50 pm

Winnow wrote:
Lalanae wrote:We are talking about naturalness, not bizarre aberrations like that.
I was just testing your extremes : )

I'm not Fairweather, sheesh

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 3:54 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Winnow wrote:
Lalanae wrote:We are talking about naturalness, not bizarre aberrations like that.
I was just testing your extremes : )
I'm not Fairweather, sheesh

Yeah I have to admit Fairweather's defining the sense of smell, taste and so on during those trips to the Y for box lunch, was almost as bad as me.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » January 22, 2003, 4:10 pm

Mas, comparing your posts on the subject to Fairweather's is like comparing a moth and a butterfly.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 22, 2003, 4:16 pm

I must quote my mentor, Crazy-Eyes Killah: "You GOTS to eat the pussy!"

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 22, 2003, 4:18 pm

I need the cocksock pic as my new avatar. LOL

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 22, 2003, 4:25 pm

I bet Brittney has a copy

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 4:32 pm

Laliana wrote:Mas, comparing your posts on the subject to Fairweather's is like comparing a moth and a butterfly.

I am ignorant please define =) Should I be impressed or offended

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 4:35 pm

Masekle wrote:
Laliana wrote:Mas, comparing your posts on the subject to Fairweather's is like comparing a moth and a butterfly.
I am ignorant please define =) Should I be impressed or offended

I would recommend you be neither impressed or offended. I would recommend you be disappointed in yourself. Fairweather's descriptiveness, and passion for the subject makes your commentary callow by comparison.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 4:48 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Masekle wrote:
Laliana wrote:Mas, comparing your posts on the subject to Fairweather's is like comparing a moth and a butterfly.
I am ignorant please define =) Should I be impressed or offended
I would recommend you be neither impressed or offended. I would recommend you be disappointed in yourself. Fairweather's descriptiveness, and passion for the subject makes your commentary callow by comparison.

Well I am disappointed then (just for you). I do have a passion, but there are barriers I wont cross. (just a few)

I at no time attempted to describe my passion on the subject.

I was trying to say that just because you like something or someone. doesnt mean that consumption is going to be good for you.

Being a Assback hickbilly I never has to talks much I jus smiles and they drop at my feets

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 4:54 pm

Heh, I'm not slamming you. I'm just inferring Laliana's meaning.

The reason I chose the word disappointment was because I don't think she was either complimenting you or degrading you. I think she was just saying she liked Fairweather's wording better. /shrug

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 4:59 pm

No offense taken =) I know I am bigger than you =p

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 5:18 pm

Masekle wrote:No offense taken =) I know I am bigger than you =p

Get a ruler.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 5:21 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Masekle wrote:No offense taken =) I know I am bigger than you =p
Get a ruler.

LoL! Dont need one, Sylvos told me =p

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 22, 2003, 5:23 pm

i was in a meeting the other day and a guy said something that was kind of funny along the lines of the 'get a ruler' thing.

it was something like 'we'll be breaking out the yardsticks soon if this keeps up'.

yes i know that it is sort of dorky and not really hilarious, but it cut the tension nicely!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » January 22, 2003, 5:24 pm

*waves figurative cock*

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 22, 2003, 5:29 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Masekle wrote:No offense taken =) I know I am bigger than you =p
Get a ruler.

Got webcam?

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 22, 2003, 5:31 pm

Just wait for Vegas boys. Hayley & I will resurrect the bathroom jury.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 5:33 pm

Chuckle =) You go first sweetheart. I will go buy one=p

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 22, 2003, 5:35 pm

LOL!

Never fear if I drag you by the hand into the bathroom!! Taking applications for jury members now. You will be trained and groomed by our elder jurors. Males welcome to apply as well. I know a girl that has the cutest thongs!

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 22, 2003, 5:36 pm

Lalanae wrote:Just wait for Vegas boys. Hayley & I will resurrect the bathroom jury.

ROFL. I think it would be an ironic counterpoint to my EQ career if I showed up to Vegas with the biggest wang.

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 5:36 pm

I think the party room needs a "MOJO" bowl. start with a fruity base and add whatever the collective mob contributes, cups, and a big dipper

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 5:39 pm

I'm quite certain that what I bring to the table will exceed expectations.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 22, 2003, 5:41 pm

Masekle wrote:I think the party room needs a "MOJO" bowl. start with a fruity base and add whatever the collective mob contributes, cups, and a big dipper

From cocks to party punch...Sadly I thought of Elton John when I first read this..yech

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 5:44 pm

who said anything about punch?? I am the big dipper.

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 5:45 pm

At least this thread is no longer about yheast infections, menstruation, crabs, stanky pussy, or bush that looks like Don King's hair.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 22, 2003, 5:47 pm

Aranuil wrote:I'm quite certain that what I bring to the table will exceed expectations.

I can picture it now...

---------------------
ARANUIL: Ladies, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by my package. It will exceed your expectations!

JUROR #1: Break out the ruler!

JUROR #2: ...And the magnifying glass!

JUROR #1: 4 inches and holding.

ARANUIL: Well, I told you it would exceed your expectations!

(A naked DREGOR enters the room, clad only in a layer of bean dip)

DREGOR: Excuse me, fellows. I just came in to use the shower...

ARANUIL: (wide-eyed) PARTY TIME!!!

-----------------

You can tell where it goes from here. The plot is ludicrous.

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 5:49 pm

Your homoerotic fantasies about Dregor and I have to stop. ><

The bean dip was a nice touch btw.

Thank god I had mexican for lunch yesterday!

*cues the Taco Bell jokes*

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 5:51 pm

HEY! We were talking about my big dipper

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 22, 2003, 5:52 pm

Aranuil wrote:Your homoerotic fantasies about Dregor and I have to stop. ><

The hell they do! I'm bored as shit, and there's practically no one else at work today. So I'll be damned if I'm not going to farm some stars out of you and Dregor's intimate relations.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 22, 2003, 6:34 pm

LOL! I was very pleased to read that following the bean "dipped" Dregor walking in, his purpose was to shower and not to take a hefty dump. tehee

Keep the stories "cumming" though, they are fantastic reads!

BTW, were you referring to 4" LIMP, Millie?!?!? I think that limp just might have to be one of the guidelines.

*giggle*

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 22, 2003, 6:39 pm

Hayley wrote:LOL! I was very pleased to read that following the bean "dipped" Dregor walking in, his purpose was to shower and not to take a hefty dump. tehee

Keep the stories "cumming" though, they are fantastic reads!

BTW, were you referring to 4" LIMP, Millie?!?!? I think that limp just might have to be one of the guidelines.

*giggle*

In Aranuil's case, I was talking 4" totally erect.

I don't think limp should be the qualifier, though. You don't really know the size of a man's cock until it's standing tall and proud. There are those with big limp wieners whose erect package is disappointing, and those with little limpies that grow into behemoth boners. You can never tell accurately from a non-erect measurement. And let's face it -- you can't use a limp dick anyway, so why should it be the preferred measurement?

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 22, 2003, 6:42 pm

I guess I need to clarify more but I didn't want to sound *gasp* outright perverted, tehee. Guideline would be pre and fully erect.

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 6:45 pm

Millie wrote:In Aranuil's case, I was talking 4" totally erect.

Ummm, no.

I don't think limp should be the qualifier, though. You don't really know the size of a man's cock until it's standing tall and proud. There are those with big limp wieners whose erect package is disappointing, and those with little limpies that grow into behemoth boners. You can never tell accurately from a non-erect measurement. And let's face it -- you can't use a limp dick anyway, so why should it be the preferred measurement?

I think that's far more information about teh cock than any heterosexual male should know.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 22, 2003, 6:48 pm

Aranuil wrote:I think that's far more information about teh cock than any heterosexual male should know.

I suffer from Furor Syndrome. Furor considers himself fully heterosexual, but realizes that he'll probably turn gay within 10 to 20 years. I don't think quite the same fate will befall me, but I am comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to appreciate my Liberace side.

Also, 4 years of playing a wood elf female will definitely give you more knowledge about the male anatomy than you ever cared to know.

The things I've heard in /tells would shock a sailor.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 22, 2003, 6:49 pm

my favorite:

r u fem irl

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 22, 2003, 6:52 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:my favorite:

r u fem irl

LOL. I got a similar introduction like that once from some dude in Freeport. Only it read, "U r a very pretty wood elve, will u marry me?" I replied "No." He then said "Oh im sorry, but maybe u can be my online girlfriend?"

noel · Post by **noel** » January 22, 2003, 6:56 pm

Damnit Millie! I told you never to post that! ><

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » January 22, 2003, 7:51 pm

Millie wrote:I suffer from Furor Syndrome. Furor considers himself fully heterosexual, but realizes that he'll probably turn gay within 10 to 20 years. I don't think quite the same fate will befall me, but I am comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to appreciate my Liberace side.

Now you have done it. We are going to have a whole new discussion about how you don't "turn" gay. COME OUT OF TEH CLOSET FUROR!

edit: on the cock fencing and judging, I believe you should draw up brackets NCAA tourney style and have cock offs until you determine a grand champion. Losers of each match get tea-bagged by the winner to add shame to the defeat. I bet FOX would put it in the fall line-up.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 22, 2003, 7:54 pm

is there any gambling involved?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 22, 2003, 7:56 pm

More importantly: Will the judges be doing all the handling, or will there be a fluffer provided?

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » January 22, 2003, 8:05 pm

hmmm....ground rules shall be needed I see.

You may bring your own fluffer or choose a judge you would like to fluff you.

No use of cock pumps permitted within an hour of judging.

Gambling permitted and encouraged. House wins all ties.

Contestants may up the stakes in their own contests with the loser performing a rimmer and a tea bag. Pictures may be taken by the judges if they promise never to post them here.

No touching of the other contestant's cocks at any time.

Blowing load on a judge is an immediate loss and you will be violated with any dildo they can carry into the room solo.

No animals.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 22, 2003, 8:09 pm

Blowing load on a judge is an immediate loss and you will be violated with any dildo they can carry into the room solo.

Sounds like a win/win scenario for the quickdraw artist

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 23, 2003, 1:07 am

Uh Kilmoll, Hayley and I shall make the rules, mkay? Please no hijacking our cock competition.

And to respond to your PM, no, you cannot be a judge.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 23, 2003, 12:22 pm

at first i was frankly, disturbed by the cocksock.. truthfully after a few more views i was quite strangely aroused

miir · Post by **miir** » January 23, 2003, 12:31 pm

I think Kilmoll would rahter be the fluffer.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 23, 2003, 1:15 pm

Millie wrote:Also, 4 years of playing a wood elf female.

Your sense of time is very skewed

As for the Dregor/Aranuil posts.. I'll get you next time, Gadget.. next time!

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