for all you [political party]s out there

[Leonaerd]

link to partisan article posing as nonpartisan

declaration of supreme knowledge regarding current events, including the economy and wars, wrapped up in a pointedly degrading, yet unassuming sentence.

fox news reference

quote from widely appreciated political figure of the past, used to segue into...

philosophical non-aggressive rant sure to convince all the idiots who don't share my political viewpoint that i am indeed correct, every time, segueing into...

post-rant, cheerful chorus intended to distract my intellectual opposition from noticing how partisan, opinionated, and debateable the "facts" i presented are.

carefully chosen emoticon used with the intention of frustrating the opposition just enough that they post in a manner more barbaric than mine, giving me the appearance of being correct and making it so that i can look down my nose at them for the rest of the thread's duration.


signature filled with quotes from various members of the forum, carefully selected to impress upon the viewers that i have the moral and intellectual high ground at all times

[Bojangels]

Retard plz.

[Kaldaur]

Aren't you the guy who does drugs?

[vn_Tanc]

Aren't you the guy who does drugs?

Like there's only one.

[Leonaerd]

A generic thread would have worked on this board a couple of years ago.

[Sylvus]

If it were clever!