Should Shaerra get the title Attention Whore

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 21, 2003, 8:36 pm

Shaerra wrote:
Ajran wrote:Thats because there are actually people who post shit worth a damn that is entertaining to read and might actually *GASP* be informative.. and therefore NOT a waste of my time...
Noone forced you to read this thread. I know, I know... You thought it was going to be an "emotoinal rollercoaster" experience, but...see...that's because you're stupid. If your time is so precious that reading a thread loses you millions of dollars on the pork belly market, don't...fucking...read...it.

And if you're too fucking stupid to tell an interesting topic from a Let's-bait-Shaerra-into-a-flame-war-poll, don't cry about it like a little girl with a skinned knee, pussies.

God, I hate it when I have to spell it out for the mental midgets.

Ok, who's next?

Your right.. no one forced me to read this thread... no one forced you to either.. they certainly didn't force you to hit Post Reply. For that matter no one even forced you to create an account here in the first god danmed place. Whose the fucking mental midget for taking the bait in the first god damned place.. you know its bait but you fucking respond anyway... way to go sparky..

-Ajran

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 21, 2003, 8:41 pm

Ajran wrote:Your right.. no one forced me to read this thread...

-Ajran

It's about time you pulled your head out of your ass!

/golf clap

Now help Zamtuk dig HIS head out of your ass.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 21, 2003, 8:46 pm

If reading a post your not forced to means you have your head up your ass...we better get the fucking jaws of life in here for you...

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 21, 2003, 8:51 pm

ROFLMAO at Kyoukan's story. So hot!

I found this passage on alt.sex.stories.menz:

The Whore of the Rings, Part One

Even the best of men have their unproductive days, and today was no different for Dregor. He lounged on the sofa, one hand straying idly down the front of his pajama bottoms, the other gently tweaking a firm nipple. The aquamarine glow of the television bathed him in an incandescent aura.

"Oh, Captain Picard," Dregor intoned. "Why can't I be your Number One?"

Dregor's fantasies were cut short by an abrupt slam of the front door. Aranuil sauntered in toward the den, reeking of alcohol and shame. He pealed the form-fitting t-shirt off his sweaty body -- the soft, cotton fabric giving way to the firm, hairy flesh of his muscular frame.

Dregor was quick to notice his now-shirtless companion. "Mmmmm," he murmured, "I see you've been naughty again."

As if infused with the spirit of a wolf, Aranuil pounced upon the couch, pinning Dregor beneath his powerful arms. "I've got you now," he said with a wry smile.

Dregor leaned forward, allowing his tender lips to fringe Aranuil's rough, unshaven visage. Aranuil hesitated a bit, teasing his life partner, then reciprocated -- ramming his tongue down the young man's throat with reckless abandon. Every muscle in the ranger's body tightened with wild, untamed lust. His pulse quickened; his heart strained to keep up with the excitement of the first kiss of the evening. Both men clawed clothes off one another's bodies in a frenzy of passion and erotic bliss. Lost in the moment, they embraced -- their two bodies interwoven in a mesh of musky manflesh.

Dregor broke off the kiss for a moment to catch his breath. Lustily he leered back up at Aranuil, and began to sing: "My mouth is alive, juices like wine --"

"-- and I'm hungry like the wolf," chimed in his knowing companion. "Don't worry," Aranuil reassurred his lover as he stroked Dregor's hair, "I won't bite...much!"

They shared a giggle, which was silenced hastily by the languoring kiss Dregor planted on Aranuil's lips. "Hey silly," Aranuil chirped, "You're supposed to close your eyes when you kiss me!"

Dregor smiled, then replied: "But if I close my eyes, how will I know I'm not dreaming?"

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 21, 2003, 9:00 pm

Part Two is not-so-subtlely titled "The Two Towers."

noel · Post by **noel** » January 21, 2003, 9:09 pm

That Dregor is so hot right now!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 21, 2003, 9:12 pm

aranuil should be the bottom in that one

Karli · Post by **Karli** » January 21, 2003, 9:17 pm

/cheer Kyoukan

LOL ...

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 21, 2003, 10:34 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:aranuil should be the bottom in that one

I considered making Dregor the top in my story, but I picture him as much more passive. I envisioned him as the slightly timid, yet willing receptacle of Aranuil's gruff, masculine urges. Plus, casting Aranuil as a ranger allowed me to insert some tasty wolf symbolism. A controversial choice, but I believe it paid off nicely.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » January 21, 2003, 11:30 pm

roflmgdao
come home from work and find this gem!

..sides hurt, and spit water all over monitor

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » January 22, 2003, 12:13 am

Shaerra seems to be turning into the Supperdave of CT.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 22, 2003, 2:14 am

Xaem wrote:Shaerra seems to be turning into the Supperdave of CT.

Where'd that logic bomb come from?

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 22, 2003, 6:58 am

Laughing this hard this early should carry a health warning ><

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » January 22, 2003, 10:54 am

Hmm sad thing is, it seems that over half the women that play EQ are attention whores.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 22, 2003, 11:05 am

kyoukan type-R wrote:sup doods wahts going on in this thread?

i dunno dudez but i herd larst is a hwat girl lolols

1

edit: eww :/

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » January 22, 2003, 11:28 am

oh sweet mother of god the images, the mental images!

Fucking hilarious

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 22, 2003, 11:44 am

Xaem wrote:Shaerra seems to be turning into the Supperdave of CT.

Huh?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 22, 2003, 12:13 pm

regardless of the results of the poll, i think this thread has proven that the answer is indeed "yes"

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 22, 2003, 1:12 pm

Well Shaerra's supposedly in my guild and I think shes a flaming retard.

And well Winnow....lets not rehash the debate on that waste of semen.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 22, 2003, 2:09 pm

Pyronius Flamebringer wrote:Well Shaerra's supposedly in my guild and I think shes a flaming retard.

And well Winnow....lets not rehash the debate on that waste of semen.

Pyro, you were all over a loot whoring she-male that turned out to be the fakest person on veeshan. And although I defended you and pushed to have the PoS booted, the officers you loved and blindly followed seemed to think you got what you deserved for some reason. I have a hard time putting much merit into your ability to judge people.

It was a waste to defend you but I did what I always do and said what I felt and not what would shove my nose further up someone's ass.

/hijack

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 22, 2003, 2:45 pm

the fact was is i didnt want you to defend me and i even asked you to drop it, i didnt feel like letting you make me look like a jackass in front of the officers so i informed them to ignore your statements on my behalf...the truth was you jumped any oppourtunity presented by anyone to cause turmoil, thats why you were booted from the guild...not once but twice.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 22, 2003, 2:51 pm

i think Pyro is still holding out for a Cloak of the Fearsome.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 22, 2003, 3:01 pm

all loot found on mobs in CT raids is now destroyed in respect for xanupox who would have looted it anyway.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 22, 2003, 3:02 pm

Pyronius Flamebringer wrote:the fact was is i didnt want you to defend me and i even asked you to drop it, i didnt feel like letting you make me look like a jackass in front of the officers so i informed them to ignore your statements on my behalf...the truth was you jumped any oppourtunity presented by anyone to cause turmoil, thats why you were booted from the guild...not once but twice.

As I said, it was a waste of time but I defended the idiots from bigger idiots and didn't discriminate. Getting booted by the wrecking crew of officers that dismantled CT doesn't phase me too much. There were some good people in CT though.

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 22, 2003, 3:11 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:all loot found on mobs in CT raids is now destroyed in respect for xanupox who would have looted it anyway.

actually its all destroyed in pity of kyoukan who doesnt have an account to loot it with.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 22, 2003, 3:13 pm

Pyronius Flamebringer wrote:
kyoukan type-R wrote:all loot found on mobs in CT raids is now destroyed in respect for xanupox who would have looted it anyway.

actually its all destroyed in pity of kyoukan who doesnt have an account to loot it with.

that was such a weak reply to that post it is pathetic.

you should be fucking ashamed of yourself sir.

i am genuinely offended you posted such a weak ass reply to such a funny post. the very proximity of your post to such a gem i find wholeheartedly unpaletable.

good day to you sir!

Pyronius Flamebringer · January 22, 2003, 3:20 pm

ya your probably right...wasnt well thought out at all..Ill do better next time.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 22, 2003, 3:21 pm

i did like your miir cartoon though!

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 22, 2003, 3:24 pm

Pyronius is a she-male? Huh?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 22, 2003, 3:41 pm

Xouqoa's sending me PMs!

Thanks btw : ) That fixed the glitch.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 22, 2003, 4:03 pm

Winnow wrote:Xouqoa's sending me PMs!

It's bad enough that Xou had PMS... But giving it to someone else is rude.

Ocelott · Post by **Ocelott** » January 22, 2003, 4:10 pm

lol Shaerra

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 22, 2003, 4:24 pm

Winnow wrote:Xouqoa's sending me PMs!

Thanks btw : ) That fixed the glitch.

My request for nude pics was supposed to be kept in the utmost confidence.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 22, 2003, 4:53 pm

Shaerra wrote:Now help Zamtuk dig HIS head out of your ass.

Oh my fucking god, you broke the mold with that snappy insult. Perhaps if you included any intelligence in your post a single laugh might of been heard from the crowd. Your Cybil-like mood swings here probably reflect a lot on your attitude at work. Sitting behind your monitor in your cubicle with "Hello Kitty" merchandise scattered around to give off that "I'm a cutesy-school girl" motif. A framed picture of your guy you had the biggest crush on cut out of your highschool yearbook which not surprisingly has NO signatures. The whole time your screaming at the computer when one of fifty consecutive Shearra flames pops on the screen. All leading to the ever so triumphant "BOO YAA" when after ten minutes you finally shit out a gem of a flame. All the while failing to realize you will never fucking be respected around here no matter how much talk of nekkid pics there is. Then you probably turn on your co-workers with one of your fifty personalities recieving yet more laughter (at you not with you, same as your whole life). Then after a long hard day of being laughed at by your peers at work and online, you stop by every store on your way home to pick more chocolate to eat by yourself while you cry all night.

Oh well, tomorrow is yet another day of self pity, doesn't that ever get old?

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 22, 2003, 5:01 pm

Calm down, Beavis.

You know, you have to have a thick skin if you're gonna hang around here. You shouldn't take things so personal and try to start a flame war. Just chill out.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 22, 2003, 5:04 pm

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 5:07 pm

SIGH !!! cant we all just get along I am really getting tired of this crap it gets old. If I was a moderator I would send every more than flame/ rebuttal once post to the trash can

Please get some new material. There is a continuing trend here. The words may be slightly different, but its the same thing over and over and over again

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 22, 2003, 5:10 pm

Your post is recycled as well. Thanks!

Masekle · Post by **Masekle** » January 22, 2003, 5:14 pm

Hehe kinda like shoveling sand. The "whole" is always twice as wide as it is deep, and it just keeps getting wider =)

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 22, 2003, 5:16 pm

Pyronius Flamebringer wrote:ya your probably right...wasnt well thought out at all..Ill do better next time.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 22, 2003, 5:37 pm

hahahaha Should be your avatar, Winnow.

Shanks · Post by **Shanks** » January 22, 2003, 6:50 pm

wtf stargi why u hate larst? he is power r u mad him = 1, u = 0 in duelz?

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 22, 2003, 8:06 pm

larst is real ultimate power.

irl.

Sup Shanks?

miir · Post by **miir** » January 22, 2003, 8:47 pm

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 22, 2003, 9:15 pm

reeking of alcohol and shame