Bunch of crap thread

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 9, 2008, 7:03 pm

That needs to have a webcam set up so people can sit glued to their computer waiting for "something" to appear!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 26, 2009, 10:47 pm

wtf!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 26, 2009, 11:43 pm

The NWS Brigade will be out in full force over that one by morning.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 27, 2009, 5:32 am

Would have been OK in the Bush era! Obama crack down! The Chinese are doing it too.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 27, 2009, 7:48 pm

Spang wrote:The NWS Brigade will be out in full force over that one by morning.

They must have been working today.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » February 8, 2009, 12:12 pm

Head O State

Aardor · Post by **Aardor** » February 8, 2009, 1:59 pm

http://www.fathead.com/politician/obama ... obama-main

Spang · Post by **Spang** » February 14, 2009, 1:51 am

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » February 14, 2009, 2:45 am

Haha I would shop there.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 16, 2009, 10:37 pm

While the iPhone Store has a lot of great apps, there's also an abundance of questionable ones! Somebody collected up a lot of them and made a video.

YouTube video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIVN6-yd-xU

Animal Farts
Atomic Fart
Cheese Cutter Whoopee Cushion
Easy Fart
Excuse Me: Farts for Free
Fart+Burp = Fun Calculator
Fart and Flashlight
Fart Box
Fart Button
Fart Cushion
Fart for Free
Fart Lighter - Pull My Finger, Pro Edition
Fart Machine - the original
Fart or Die (features a full song and is listed under Health -- go figure)
Fart Studio
Fartamongus
FartCall (not shown, but a clever prank that farts when someone "answers" your phone)
Fartin' Furious
Fartmaster Deluxe
Grossinator
I LUV 2 FART!
iFart - Ultimate fart machine
iFart Alert!
iFart Mobile - #1 Fart Machine for all ages
iPhart
iToot
iWhoopi
iWhoopi Cushion: Advanced Fart Machine (a rare miss for SOPODS, whose apps I usually like)
MEGA FART
Mr. Poot!
myFart - fart machine
Pass the Gas: The Fart Sharing Network
Touch My Finger
uFart - Fart Machine
WhoFarted? (The Ultimate Fart Simulator)
WhoopieCushion
101 Farts

Yes, I realize there are over 30 more apps that include farts, belches and more. I'm sure in a year there will be twice as many.

My favorite apps in this, er, genre:
- Touch My Finger: its dynamic audio generation is ingenious and hilarious.
- Pull My Finger: for style points, although the interface was confusing. A fart app should be simple.
- Ultimate Fart Machine: best sounds, I think. Not that I'm a connoisseur of farts.
- Atomic Fart: everything you need except recording your own. If you want that, the venerable iFart is really awesome. Atomic is also the most expensive of the bunch at $1.99 (every other app was either free or $.99).

Least favorite:
- iWhoopi: I understand that if you have location calls in your app you will get a warning message -- nothing you can do about that. But once I hit the button and created a fart noise, I couldn't easily repeat the effect. I never could figure out how to reset the darn whoopee cushion! In a world of flatulent apps, this one stunk.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 19, 2009, 1:38 am

Spooky CGI girl:

http://cubo.cc/

Spang · Post by **Spang** » February 19, 2009, 7:45 am

I'm going to cut my losses and not click that link.

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » February 24, 2009, 12:39 pm

Fish pedicures nipped in the bud in Florida

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29364668

Spang · Post by **Spang** » February 28, 2009, 12:06 pm

Vegas Casino Sells 2-Foot, 6-Pound Burrito at Cafe

LAS VEGAS (AP) -- A Las Vegas casino cafe is rewarding patrons who can put away a 2-foot, 6-pound burrito with a most logical prize -- free unlimited rides on a roller coaster that runs in both forward and reverse.

The offer comes with a caveat, though: Those who accept the challenge but can't finish ''The Bomb'' burrito have to take a picture with an extra small, pink T-shirt that says ''Weenie.''

The NASCAR Cafe at the Sahara Hotel & Casino began selling the cheese-and-guacamole slathered burrito on Thursday for $19.95.

Those who can finish the monstrous entree get it for free, along with two unlimited coaster passes and a T-shirt proclaiming they ''Conquered the Bomb.''

The Source

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 1, 2009, 11:47 pm

wth? That's the most fucked up idea I've heard in a long time.

http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/smart ... m-use.aspx

Airline might charge for bathroom use

Posted Feb 27 2009, 05:58 PM by Karen Datko

Has this ever happened to you? You're boarding one of those small commuter planes that doesn't have a bathroom, and you're extremely nervous about your bladder. (We once sat next to an elderly lady in distress who was in tears by the time the plane landed.)

This comes to mind because the head of Ryanair, Europe's largest budget ~~cheap~~ airline, told the BBC that it may begin charging for in-flight use of toilets. Michael O'Leary, what are you thinking? Surely you jest.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 30, 2009, 2:04 pm

Winnow wrote:While the iPhone Store has a lot of great apps, there's also an abundance of questionable ones! Somebody collected up a lot of them and made a video.

YouTube video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIVN6-yd-xU

Animal Farts
Atomic Fart
Cheese Cutter Whoopee Cushion
Easy Fart
Excuse Me: Farts for Free
Fart+Burp = Fun Calculator
Fart and Flashlight
Fart Box
Fart Button
Fart Cushion
Fart for Free
Fart Lighter - Pull My Finger, Pro Edition
Fart Machine - the original
Fart or Die (features a full song and is listed under Health -- go figure)
Fart Studio
Fartamongus
FartCall (not shown, but a clever prank that farts when someone "answers" your phone)
Fartin' Furious
Fartmaster Deluxe
Grossinator
I LUV 2 FART!
iFart - Ultimate fart machine
iFart Alert!
iFart Mobile - #1 Fart Machine for all ages
iPhart
iToot
iWhoopi
iWhoopi Cushion: Advanced Fart Machine (a rare miss for SOPODS, whose apps I usually like)
MEGA FART
Mr. Poot!
myFart - fart machine
Pass the Gas: The Fart Sharing Network
Touch My Finger
uFart - Fart Machine
WhoFarted? (The Ultimate Fart Simulator)
WhoopieCushion
101 Farts

Yes, I realize there are over 30 more apps that include farts, belches and more. I'm sure in a year there will be twice as many.

My favorite apps in this, er, genre:
- Touch My Finger: its dynamic audio generation is ingenious and hilarious.
- Pull My Finger: for style points, although the interface was confusing. A fart app should be simple.
- Ultimate Fart Machine: best sounds, I think. Not that I'm a connoisseur of farts.
- Atomic Fart: everything you need except recording your own. If you want that, the venerable iFart is really awesome. Atomic is also the most expensive of the bunch at $1.99 (every other app was either free or $.99).

Least favorite:
- iWhoopi: I understand that if you have location calls in your app you will get a warning message -- nothing you can do about that. But once I hit the button and created a fart noise, I couldn't easily repeat the effect. I never could figure out how to reset the darn whoopee cushion! In a world of flatulent apps, this one stunk.

http://kotaku.com/5189324/iphone-fart-a ... awyer+mans

With enough chutzpah to make a patent troll wolf-whistle, a Florida company has claimed the phrase "pull my finger" - used by a competing iPhone fart app, of course - infringes on its intellectual property.

The two sides, Air-O-Matic, maker of "Pull My Finger," and InfoMedia, developer of iFart are in negotiations to settle the dispute. Pull My Finger was once upon a time the No. 2 selling application on the iTunes store. But then it was overtaken by iFart, which has done more than $200,000 in sales since its release. Perhaps not coincidentally, that resulted in Air-O-Matic demanding $50,000 from InfoMedia as compensation for lost sales and other, uh, shit.

iFart is about the most juvenile goddamn thing I've paid money for in the past year, which is to say I love it. You can order up a fart from a menu of disgusting ones or record your own. There's also a time-delay and a motion-sensor feature, allowing you to deploy the phone as a virtual whoopee cushion. I have no idea what Pull My Finger did or did not do, other than, of course, fart.

Naturally, someone with a juris doctor was paid a lot of money to write a C&D letter, with all of the gravity and dignity a $200/hour attorney can muster, about farting and pulling fingers. InfoMedia returned fire, asking for a declaratory judgment because "The phrase 'pull my finger' is understood to be a description of the act of passing gas, not a trademark violation."

"Believe it or not, I'm really uncomfortable with bathroom humor," Air-O-Matic co-owner Sam Magdalein told the Denver Post. "My partner is more into that kind of humor, and he pushed me a little bit into doing this as a joke. It would be pretty ridiculous to have this end up in court."

Yes it would. Wonder who took it there, Sam?

News of the legal action sent a throng of high-school sophomores to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to stake claims to other fart games, including "Two" (and its variant, "Sapes"), "Safety/Slug (The Cereal Game)" "You Ate It" and "Grenade." Bic, makers of disposable butane lighters, also filed for a patent protecting its discovery that farting on an open flame creates a giant orange fireball that is totally hilarious and impresses all your friends.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » March 30, 2009, 3:37 pm

Photographs of Earth Hour 2009

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 1, 2009, 11:01 pm

6 Historical Villains Who Were Actually OK Guys

From Cracked, pretty entertaining.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 6, 2009, 2:56 pm

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » April 6, 2009, 4:11 pm

Winnow wrote:6 Historical Villains Who Were Actually OK Guys

From Cracked, pretty entertaining.

That was a good read.

That knock knock joke made me giggle.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 11, 2009, 2:52 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 23, 2009, 4:10 pm

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 23, 2009, 9:43 pm

Man paints his face 365 times in a year:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picture ... oject.html

Spang · Post by **Spang** » May 7, 2009, 8:03 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » May 26, 2009, 6:49 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 3, 2009, 12:47 pm

This is fucking cool.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 4, 2009, 3:01 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 14, 2009, 11:19 am

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 16, 2009, 8:12 pm

I need this:

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 18, 2009, 11:38 pm

Boy catches his dad fuckin his mom.....
Dad winks and keeps on going

The next day dad walks in on boy fuckin grandma,
Boy says; " Not so funny when its your mom is it?"

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 19, 2009, 12:52 am

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 22, 2009, 6:08 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 22, 2009, 11:27 pm

(Jon+Kate+8)/2

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 23, 2009, 2:45 pm

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » June 24, 2009, 9:00 pm

Automated contrition, I'm sure that's a paradox...

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/apologies.here

Spang · Post by **Spang** » June 25, 2009, 3:34 pm

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 29, 2009, 7:25 pm

livescience.com — About half of American adults indicate using a vibrator, according to a new survey that sheds light on acts that take place beneath the covers and behind closed doors.

http://digg.com/arts_culture/Half_of_Am ... udy_Claims

Digg link for comments

Spang · Post by **Spang** » July 9, 2009, 9:34 pm

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » July 10, 2009, 11:00 am

Looks like Rampage!

Spang · Post by **Spang** » July 11, 2009, 3:48 am

Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record

A Russian woman has set a new world record in the competitive world of vagina lifting by raising 14kg using her ... hmmm ... well you know.

Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been in training for 15 years and has finally won the bragging rights after lifting a 14kg glass ball.

This topic is quite frankly too weird and icky for us to attempt to explain so we'll leave it to Tatiata to tell you in her own words.

"You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook."

Thanks Tatiata. As for how she got into the sport, here she is again.

"After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

"I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!

"It's enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed."

An excellent explanation - we're off to have a wash.

The Source

Spang · Post by **Spang** » July 24, 2009, 3:38 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » July 26, 2009, 12:20 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » July 28, 2009, 3:35 pm

miir · Post by **miir** » July 28, 2009, 3:37 pm

stupid proxy now blocks photobucket =(

Spang · Post by **Spang** » July 28, 2009, 3:38 pm

miir wrote:stupid proxy now blocks photobucket =(

Get to work, slacker!

miir · Post by **miir** » July 28, 2009, 4:12 pm

Spang wrote:
miir wrote:stupid proxy now blocks photobucket =(
Get to work, slacker!

No, YOU get back to work!!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 28, 2009, 11:51 pm

Spang · Post by **Spang** » August 13, 2009, 3:36 pm

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » August 17, 2009, 2:53 pm

It's about bears and it makes me laugh everytime I listen to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SDJraMb ... re=related

naughty language alert just in case.