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For inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni_rAamVP2s

Example: "Download the trojan to the VoIP mainframe. Let's see if the stack trace shows us where our killer is located by triangulating the GPS position."

Who knows.. maybe YOU could get hired by CSI: New York as a writer if they see this thread!

The more asinine the better, imo.
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Xouqoa wrote:For inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni_rAamVP2s
funny stuff!

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Not techno-babble but manager speak which is just as funny.

"We need to table this discussion until we can circle back around to it later. This way we can implement a tactical solution until the strategic end point is determined to leverage the synergies across the entire enterprise."
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Sabek wrote:Not techno-babble but manager speak which is just as funny.

"We need to table this discussion until we can circle back around to it later. This way we can implement a tactical solution until the strategic end point is determined to leverage the synergies across the entire enterprise."
This entire sentence could be added to my list of annoying corporate phrases in another thread. If someone said this to me in a meeting, I think I'd run and jump out the window.
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i cant remember which show this was, but they had to have some prop "hacker code" to show up on a computer screen while the hacker broke into the CIA mainframe or whatever the hell. the code they used was just HTML and i saw the words "Hello World!" in there- i can only imagine this was an intentional inside-joke
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Funkmasterr wrote: This entire sentence could be added to my list of annoying corporate phrases in another thread. If someone said this to me in a meeting, I think I'd run and jump out the window.
Where do you work and are they hiring in your department?
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This could probably be made a lot better with a little more thought...

I'd like to perform some I/O tests on her convergence with my hard drive.
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butt splice
nipple
nuts
male and female connectors

And I don't work in pr0n.

This is a description for a conduit fitting:
High ribs make tightening easy with fingers, insulated throat, has extra smooth shoulders, locknut base resists loosening under conditions of vibrating.
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speaking of electrical material, don't forget to get your pecker head ready for the incoming utility.
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I'll give this a shot.

Once I load the DLL files to the 3 dimensional array, we'll be able to cross correlate the suspect's voice to our recognition software to look for a match.
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Make sure your a hole and b hole are clean, we don't want to contaminate the media.
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the backend made a dump log.
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