First Bengals warrant of the year!

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dl ... /809260435

[Canelek]

Shocker!

However, didn't they get rid of several miscreants from last year?

[Aardor]

Shocker!

However, didn't they get rid of several miscreants from last year?

They re-signed Chris Henry after saying they were going to change, and after saying that he would never play for the Bengals again. So maybe they said they were going to get rid of them, but they did not.

[Canelek]

Ah.. Well, nice move on their part. However, I do acknowledge their diversity in signing that nice Spanish kid, Ocho Cinco.

[Truant]

Don't call me Shirley.

[Spang]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Sabek]

Of this? I could make a hat, a brooch, a pterydactyl.

[Knarlz]

Shirley played in only three games last year for Fresno State. He was suspended for the first two games for violating team rules, played in games 3-5, then missed the rest of the season due to off-field issues.

For some reason that cracks me up.
I still find is sad that a kid with some talant will probebly not understand that he is going to blow his one shot in life to gain the respect and possable big bucks that most of us will never see.
( extra credit if you can diagram that sentence. )

[Canelek]

You mean the spelling errors, Doctor K?

[Truant]

1st rule of Knarlz club: Accept any and all spelling errors, he's notorious.

[Canelek]

Toe-typer!

[Drolgin Steingrinder]

Knarlz should be treated as if drunk and disorderly at all times. In a good way.